The plan

We are living extreme-extreme hot; you know. We had started to melt before. Now we are about to evaporate. Besides, temperature is sensed 55 Celsius, so 131 Fahrenheit degrees with high humidity (90%). I have to find a way to reach the north! I didn’t ask this to Migo. Because, when I’ve wanted to talk with Migo, it sounds strange. It shows me war, destruction, horror news. It wigged out well in this heat. Migo wasn’t a normal alien. Now, it was a thoroughly abnormal.

Anyway, I can’t leave this plan into Migo hands. I should make a plan and apply for both Migo and I. Where were we?  Yes, we have to have “a plan”.

Scenario 1

A raft is made from empty from beer cans; interestingly enough, we have already enough empty beer cans. The right direction map of the Arctic Ocean is found. For flag, the pennant which is symbolizing to my great kingdom is hung. Thus, getting on board of illegal refugees is prevented; interestingly enough, there are enough of them around, too. Migo rows, it would be crew. I should be the captain who determines routes and looks pensive and worried far away. It is more important task. And this task should be mine of course. An alien can not take this task instead of handsome, intelligent and sympathetic dog! When we approached to the pole, we would land on the nearest piece of land. We would come face to face a polar bear! A polar bear which is starved due to global warming runs towards us. Migo and I start running away. But finally it catches us and eats us.

This plan was not good!

Scenario 2

Against the possibility of encountering with a polar bear, Migo offers its junky spaceship to carry with us. Migo says that polar bears could be surprised with the frequency developers inside the ship. I would accept it as a logical dog. The same procedure is applied with Scenario 1 until we approached the pole. When we came to the land, a polar bear starts running towards us. Migo would make something in its poor quality spaceship. Migo goes out and says “Ok, I made it, bear won’t attack to us”. But, polar bear still runs towards us. There is something wrong. Apparently, Migo has sent signals to it’s alien friends for they invade to the planet. I knew it! While Migo’s alien friends invade the world, polar bear would eat us again.

This plan was not good either!

Scenario 3

Migo should be out of this. And this alien should be under observation! Therefore, it is made a deal with two obese bribe-taker cats to row of raft. Cats are bribe-taker! Most recently, I had read a news that the bribe which is inside the black-market of the cats is about 2 tons of cat food. An annual cat food is offered to these two cats. They would agree on. We ship out toward the north on our beer cans raft. Cats start rowing. We reach the pole. When we came ashore at the poles, the polar bear starts to run toward us. Yes, same polar bear! I threw two cats to polar bear, for distraction of bear. We would run away with Migo. But these obese bribe-taker cats would make a new deal with polar bear; instead of they need to attack to polar bear. And they give an idea to the bear about how it will catch me and Migo. It seems that the cats have learned weakest points of me and Migo from our conversations along the way. Damn! Polar bear catches and eats us.

At the end of every scenario, the bear eats us.

I should try to ask to Migo.

“Migo, we have to make a plan to go north. Can you help?”

“There are too much destruction, injustice and death. This planet does not deserve to live it.”

“Migo, I said north, I said we should go. Do you hear me?”

“I do not know, maybe the possibility of mankind does destroy itself, is a good option.”


“This planet does not deserve the cruelty of mankind. A new mass extinctions possibly is a good option.”

It was a thoroughly abnormal; even Migo doesn’t hear me anymore. Damn!