Yes, I am here again with unknown facts about Migo. This time I caught a very big fish. I found out the document that Migo’s employer has commissioned him. In fact, it was not difficult. I rummaged several drawers, and that was under my eyes!
I was very angry when I found the document. But I had to control my anger. If I’d make Migo feel, I knew that he would not tell me the truth. Yes, I am talking about to yell him as usual “you came to invade this planet!”.
As being an intelligent, smart and handsome dog, I’ve followed new method in this time. Of course, I made these for the entire planet goodness. You owe me a lot, you can thank me later, no problem.
And the event was as follows.
– Migo, what is this document?
– Is it! The document about the authorized me by Galactic Council.
– Very interesting. I thought all of them was product of your imagination. (you see dear readers, how wise move I am doing)
-Then WD, to find that document is meant to will increase confidence in me.
– Of Course, I already trust you at all times (my readers, it will not hurt to tell a little lie). Migo, what does the Russian text mean in here? And who is this dog? It is not me certainly!
– Let me explain you. The first signal that Galactic Council received from planet Earth was the signal that Laika rocket launched. Council immediately examined it. Besides, Laika was examined as a species. Laika was very smart and had high senses. This situation has impacted to Council. The planet Earth was probably an important place, if it is ruled by such creatures like Laika.
– ruled by whom!
– Yes, Galactic Council had thought that the planet Earth was ruled by the dogs. The people should have been a lower species which served under the dogs. Because mankind was not as smart as dogs.
– Despite they seem like smartass according to what they wrote in the document, I loved this Council! Then Migo, what happened?
– I was already searching my friends at space, you know. This searching has taken long time. Because of this, I looked for a job at space. I saw the job posting of Galactic Council one day. I took their exam. For them my degree of exam was acceptable and they assigned me. Certificate was written over the language which was on the Laika’s rocket. You know, it is Russian. “Space Workers” was written in Russian. My goal was to go to planet Earth, interacting with dogs and learn the planet. But when I came here I saw that everything was different. They decided to change my job several times when Council learned the truths. To learn what human being is, has been quite a shock for them.
– So, you always contact with them. You tell everything about the planet to the Council. (my readers, you see, again I am doing smart move)
– Of course. Or else, how could I get my salary. To live on planet Earth is hard. Already my salary is very low in proportion to many planet. But there isn’t any union which I can apply. I have to wait 78 years, as written inside the document.
– That union issue. Again Migo, you’re trying to endear yourself to the Earthlings, aren’t you! (Yes, again, I could not resist)
– A Galactic Council which has made plans to invade the planet Earth, has assigned to you. You are collecting informations among the people and dogs. You convey these informations to the council. And you’re waiting that everyone believes in you are just innocent ordinary worker!
– But WD!
– No Migo, facts surfaced now! You cannot cover up. I was right, and your main goal has came to the light anymore!
…After little silence…
– Well, I am gonna open a beer. Do you want WD?
– Is the pope a catholic! The beer is cold enough, isn’t it?
Even if Migo thinks to mislead me, I am putting our conversation and this certificate here. I will continue to expose the true face of Migo!