My love life

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While approaching a new year, I am thinking about my past love life as a handsome and emotional dog. Who knows, how many female dog heart has been broken by me?

I did not have a steady relationship at all. Actually, I’m not a picky or racist dog. I do not like to assess to the lady dogs according to their races. But of course there are some features I’m looking for. But so far I have not found all of them in one female dog. Yes, I guess, I’m a perfectionist dog.

When I didn’t find a match, I had decided to apply the blessings of the internet age. There are some dating sites on the Internet. Some dog owners put the pictures of their dogs for causing to mate via internet. But it’s not easy to find mates on the internet. Because, I think the owners already made photoshop to the pictures of these dogs. Mostly, I’ve always shocked when I went to the date. While I was in front of the screen of computer with admiring (like at the picture above on this post), to see these dogs in real  was complete disappointment. And of course, this one-night stand is not area of my interest. In addition, to live by knowing that my illegitimate children are around, is too annoying!

A friend of mine had experienced this. He was proud to be father of at least 15 puppies. Then what happened to him? The families of puppies wanted alimony, he is penniless right now. I do not have any such problems.

My biggest worry is that the lady dog I wanted to get closer has often a psychological problem. As follows,

They are too dependent to their owners, and this is clearly to be diffident. All female dogs that I offered living together, they left me and went to their owner in maximum 15 minutes. I always felt myself used!

If the stray dogs do have more anarchy; monogamy is not for them.

Besides, all they are feeling themselves lack of self-confidence near me who has high culture dog; I am aware. But there is nothing I can do, they can already choose to read books or watch movies, instead of chasing stupid cats!

Finally, I decided to write and share this situation with my beloved readers. I made a list. Here it is, what a handsome and intelligence dog is looking for the opposite sex?

– She must have shiny hair and beautiful eyes. But please, wouldn’t be Husky. I don’t even understand that they smile or not from their eyes!

– She must read especially these 3 short novels and stories! Thus, we will have a common point that we can share and talk.

Firstly, “Red Dog” written by Louis de Bernières
Secondly, “Philosopher or Dog?” written by Machado de Assis
Third one, “The dog” written by Friedrich Dürrenmatt

– She should love to walk near coast and to drink beer. Ok, even if she doesn’t drink beer, she can be my companion without making a sound while I am drinking or licking beer boxes.

– Absolutely, she must be anti-capitalist and must avoid take-home foods. She shouldn’t jump over every kind of foods like cats!
And..

-What are you doing WD?
-What Migo! What am I doing? Nothing!
-Are you looking for a mate online?
-This is not your business Migo! Besides, this is my blog too! I do what I want, I don’t need to answer to you!
– Is this your writing that you prepared for your mates?
– Put it down Migo!
– Hmmm, you forgot to mention that you took a bit of weight and you’re a nervous dog.
– What! Did I take weight? Am I nervous! I’ll show you right now, Migo!
-Yes WD, you’re already very calm as usual 🙂

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14 thoughts on “My love life

  1. This gave me a much needed laugh 🙂 I do hope WD finds the perfect lady dog for him, but he should know that when the right one comes along she might not fit any of his standards–meaning when true love finds its way into your life, it can often be someone you never expected. I hope you and WD are well, Migo

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