There is a resistance at this blog!

My beloved readers, I am in great distress. If you ask why, it’s because of Migo and his fascist and wrong management of our blog.

I would like to explain briefly. As you know, at the end of every year, every WordPress blogger takes the annual report sent by WordPress. Yes I am talking about the report which set off fireworks! Many bloggers published these reports in own page. If you’ve realized, Migo hasn’t published. Of course none of you doesn’t know what kind a report was sent us.

Firstly, there wasn’t any firework in our report. I opened the report with the enthusiasm. My eyes had been locked to the screen. Migo didn’t care, but I had focused on it. In front there were drying and fallen leaves which seemed like zombi leaves, the background was dark as Gotham City. Death March was playing. Ok, I should admit that there was no music, but I could have sworn as being honest dog, I heard that moment!

And you know, as I saw at the notes which have been written by wp, there were metaphors such as Louvre Museum or NYC subway. Kind of “NYC subway train holds …. people ,this blog was viewed about …. times, if it were NYC subway train it would take … trips to carry”. Do you know what was written for our blog?

Here it is what we’ve taken:
“Any ship cannot go to the North Pole during the winter season. But there is a ship which is able to do this, nuclear ice-breaking ship for breaking ice. Its crew also is 140 people. Unfortunatelly the figure of your blog view is even no closer to that number!”

At that moment I wanted to cry but I could not! I was so angry. Migo isn’t attentive to our blog. Every day I look at who’s reading to which post or visit. Thank goodness at least one article Migo wrote last year and it has got visitors in every day, its about Nazis and Lebensborn children. If this post wasn’t, any people wouldn’t visit. Even to cheer me up, I started to look at monthly visitors figure instead of daily. But right now, even it is deplorable!

For example, look at Migo’s posts since Christmas. All full politics, grief and pain. Who cares about these! People don’t want to read like these. It should be more remarkable things. I need to take the dominance in here for achieving my goals, so for showing of the dogs can be more popular than cats and of course for more lady dogs and beer and food.

I hope you hear my voice, my beloved readers. I boycott to Migo from beginning today. At least twice Migo will give me the right to write in a month, or I will open my own blog. But I do not want to leave Migo as very emotional and sensitive dog, because I don’t want to leave this alien alone on this planet.

Anyway, if you are with me on my resistance, step forward!

13 thoughts on “There is a resistance at this blog!

  1. Migo is my dear friend, and Migo writes what is on his heart and mind.

    Although I’m sure you are a wonderful canine, and love Migo the extraterrestrial very much, you may have caused him great pain here?

    And as much as this pains me to say it, Migo, nor any of the rest of us, should let our blogs “go to the dogs.”;-) Hey, that rhymes! I’m a port and don’t know it, a rhyme every time!;-)

    Having said this, my wp report didn’t set the world on fire either, nor does it ever. But who cares about reports and numbers, my dear dog friend. We are about the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and this is what is important!

    Now, go have a bone and wag your tail! You are a good dog!;-)

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    • Thank you sojourner! WD is always doing something behind my back my dear Earthling friend:) It thinks that if it would do these things, it could get its goal that it mentioned at post. Actually the posts that I add in here, always in the direction of its credits. If WD doesn’t approve already I don’t add. But you know WD more or less anymore, it always wants to draw attention of anyone and to be popular. And for doing this, there is nothing WD can’t do. Actually I am surprised today, because WD always warns to people by saying or yelling: “Migo and his alien friends will invade to this planet, open your eyes!”

      Intrestingly in this time it didn’t do same thing. And I am sure that WD seeks for a new trick behind its new behavior:)

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    • Yes, WD is quite smart my dear Earthling friend BeeHappee. Even I think sometimes that WD has another smart creature inside of it. And you’re so kind for your invitation to WD to USA. I am sure it will evaluate, and I guess you should add some another things except bees or butterflies to your offer, such as beer or lady dogs.:) If you add WD would jump the deep end to your invitation. Also, can I think that you’re side on WD about its requests, and you want to see more WD’s post in here, at least twice a month:)

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  2. Dear “Migo’s dog who may not be Migo’s dog but a dog who is his own dog (the worst kind of dog, in my opinion, but an opinion that I’ll keep to myself),”

    Chill, puppy! Why do you howl and bark so impudently about stats that have most certainly been doctored by JPMorgan Chase & Co., who compile all stats on the planet that are frauds beyond frauds?

    You might as well be howling at the moon.

    But I noticed that you feel a twinge of dog loyalty for Migo and that you will not abandon him though you may have every dog reason to do that. Good doggy! Good WD! (I see that I’m at least getting a faint tail wag out of you.)


    — Migo’s friend (another extraterrestrial, but tell no one. I’ve got two dogs looking out for me: Capris and Milou)


    (I didn’t know I was supposed to publish my JPMorgan stats. In fact I don’t recall ever getting any. I guess that’s pretty bad, eh, when the numbers are so dismal that they wont even bother to send a record of them digitally so as to save on the cost of delivery. Maybe we can start a club? We could compete for the least amount of hits and give ourselves an award. We could call it the “Good grief, WordPress, what have I become?” award. And yet, and yet, I look around me and take comfort in knowing that there are grades of insanity far surpassing my own. Not our crazy, but that other nasty kind that we’re always whining about. Honestly, being harmless in this world is by itself a revolution. Long live the revolution!)

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    • Yes, WD is not my pet, and I am not its owner, my Earthling friend NP. Our relationship is different from the relationship among the dogs and people. Already this is a relationship among an extraterrestrial and a dog:) And I have to tell in right here, if WD hadn’t been in my life on this planet, I would not have survived easily on this planet, WD is my best friend on planet Earth.

      But of course, WD has got some habits, such as overreacting, wanting to draw attention, much free spirit, being independent. And it likes to show somethings are bigger than in real situations. In here there isn’t any report that we’ve taken kind of WD said. Already it mentioned a post about Lebensborn Children which has visitors in every day, and it means there is no comparison with ice-breaking ship; all its imaginary for drawing attention. And of course there isn’t any obligate to publish this report.

      In my opinion, WP’s report is usefull and good to see the memories what we lived over a year, so for remembering. The other things, so numbers of visitors are not important of course. How many people real understand to you is more important than how many people visit to you.

      And yes, we can give an award to ourselves; but I have to tell I am not good at about taking any award:)) And you say hi from me to Capris and Milou:)

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  3. I didnt know everyone had to post the report on their blog publicly. The report is only for our analysis.. its not something to brag about. And WD from when did you start caring about numbers? Chill WD numbers dont matter.. not here. The reports cant measure the number of times someone smiled seeing your post or the number of people who understood the gravity of the posts. So chill.

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    • As I said to NP, “of course there isn’t any obligation to publish this report,” dear Varsh. Which is you expressed quite excellent “The reports cant measure the number of times someone smiled seeing your post or the number of people who understood the gravity of the posts.” I am totally agree with you!

      But you know well WD and its behavior, dear Varsh more than many people. It has been always liked to draw attention, and still it is, and I believe it will be forever:)

      WD wants to write post twice a month at the blog. All crying of it is about this subject in reality. And right now, it says to me “say to Varsh, I thought she was my friend and she’d like to see more post by me. I am disappointed.”

      Yes, you see, right now it is play on your heartstrings as being opportunistic dog:)

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