Some honest, impartial and immoral news!

“Honest, impartial and immoral news” is the slogan of the Zaytung which is most popular humor web site in Turkey.

Zaytung news seem always absurd but mostly contain satire. The opponents in Turkey share Zaytung news on social media often. The news Zaytung made are not real in reality, but these news make lampooning over the events what really happen.

In meantime, I should add that there are some events happened in Turkey that the people of Turkey cannot really understand these are Zaytung news or not.:) For them, describing “As Zaytung news” is used among the people.

The link of Zaytung: http://zaytung.com/index.asp

Anyway I hope you like these news like me, here is some of Zaytung news:)

–These two are about Turkey-Russia crisis. You know last two days there are the news about Russia made second border violation to Turkey with war plane:

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“Netherland Prime Minister Mark Rutte said Vladimir Putin with anger: “I don’t know it is about the similarity flag or not, but they have attacked to us again! Are you happy!”
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“After second Russia border violation, Netherland flag has changed. This is the new Netherland flag.”

–The disagreement among Turkey and Russia came out about the subject of the groups which will attend Geneva Conference for refugees crisis, for represent of Syria. While Turkey government says “we cannot accept the some Kurdish groups,” Kremlin was saying “they should be at there”. This Zaytung news is about this:

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After the showdown, Andorra that the only country which will join to Geneva talks, is confused: “What was the issue, bro?”

This news details contuniue like that:

“As understood from the mutual statement, Andorra which its attends will never bother the anyone has stepped up the researches to understand what the issue is in Syria.

Minister for internal affairs of Andorra said “I’ve found myself unexpectedly at Geneva, and as first impression that we suspect some unpleasantness events in Syria were lived .” And he added:

“It is obvious there are some things, if the invitation came to even us… According to social media news it has been said there is a war… We will keep anymore. I’d want that they should be face to face, but it seems difficult. Look at these, UN, NATO, USA, Russia, UN Security Council, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Syria, YPG, ISIS end etc. For the sake of God, we are very small country! Which unscrupulous wants to pay us the bill! They skin us alive!”

–This Zaytung news about Turkey’s good(!) relationship with the other countries:

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Peru that hasn’t been subject for Turkey into last 12 years, opens course about “how I hid myself from Turkey” within UN.

The details of this: Peru that succeed to run away during last 12 years(12 years is this government period) from the radar of Turkey which has the potential to have problems with almost every country, gets into act. Statesmen of this succesful country will share the secrets of living in peace without being subject by Turkey, with members of UN.

“We want to share our experiences” said Peru’s foreign minister continued his words: “We invite all countries the course that we’ll open. In return for insignificant fee, we will share some formulas which will make comfortable to each country far away from Turkey’s radar for years.”

–This Zaytung news about freedom speech(!) in Turkey:

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TUBITAK (Science and Technical Research Council of Turkey), has developed system that can detect 4 minutes ago from the insulting to the president Tayyip Erdogan

TUBITAK ongoing scientific work without a break, finally run the systems that can detect up to 4 minutes before to insult to Erdogan. So far the best result for half an hour delayed insults were detected, henceforth the insults can be prevented by identifing 4 minutes in advance…

–This one about refugees crisis:

With 4000 years old sunken-ship which was found near by Mugla city coast of Aegean Sea, the refugees tragedy from Mesopotamia to Europe came out the light.

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