Who needs care?

Migo is sick for last two-three days, I guess he got flu, because his nose flows like waterfall. We cannot go out too much and go around as much as I wanted, especially yesterday and today. Just we are going out for my pee, and turning back quickly. To extend the time when we are out there, my efforts to reach the farthest tree to pee, have failed. Migo didn’t buy it! I cannot see beautiful lady dogs due to lack of the time. I am in a horrible situation! I am bored. I miss my days before three days ago! This is not a life what I want; I need attention which will come from lady dogs!

-The one who is sick is me, but you need care, is that so WD?
-Why were you suprised, Migo! I am the most handsome and wise dog on earth, but I am sure there are plenty of your kind at outer space! You are not special in this case!