Blog adventure of Migo and WD

Exactly 3 months ago, in October 9, 2014, I’ve started to write this blog. When I’ve started I had no idea what the blog means for the earthlings. I had started these words at my first post:

“…This is Migo, which was accidentally stuck at the planet Earth. And, I am starting to broadcast to the entire universe from Earth. No doubt, unnecessary news for all of us, my extraterrestrial friends…”

I must confess that I was scared. Because, the earthlings are known as a truculence kind in the universe. Even in my first day in this planet, my friend Klpp3ll, who is from Leda-polar ring galaxy had warned me with a message over the intergalactic frequency line (yes, the earthlings can not use this line:)). Klpp3ll said to me in this message:
“Migarium, your species is a kind, which can be easily tricked by the others. You have to be very careful in the days of Earth. The mankind is a kind that is very truculence and sly as a Hhuup. You have not to show your real origin planet. If you show…”

Message interrupted, I didn’t know what Klpp3ll said after that. I was afraid. Because, even if I didn’t know the earthlings, I knew the meaning of the truculence and Hhupp kind. Hhupp is a sly creature in my galaxy. Truculence meaning was the same in every culture in the universe. Truculence is not illiteracy, because it can be overcome illiteracy. It is not savage. Because savage is a relative concept, it depends on who has blamed to whom in what charge. Truculence is not the hatred. Because, hate can be easily returned to the opposite meaning. This is incapacitated of it in front of the opposite meaning. So, truculence can not be overcome, it is not the relative concept and it is not incapacitated. Earthlings also already, they had identified this with the characters like dictators. Learning this information was important for me. Because to make identify in this way, it was provided me seeing that the people were not completely kind of truculence. I’ve learned this fact while I was reading their planet history.

And now that I had obtained this information then I could find people who agree with me in same line. WD, which was my first friend on this planet, told me that I should use the blog for this.

WD is a dog with the description of the earthlings. It is living on the streets. Because of that I lived mostly on the streets too, it was not difficult to come together with WD and me. It has got some habits, such as drinking alcohol continuously. This is not bad for me, but its doctor had warned to WD and given a daily alcohol limit. However, it never gave up to lick to every bottle around every trash without care about his warning. Besides, it is most intelligence creature, which I knew on this planet. It is so smart that if it wasn’t my friend, I could not survive until today on the planet Earth.

One day, WD said to me:
“My alien friend Migo,”
I interrupted to its words, of course.
“WD, you know we had a deal about to not use this word. I am an extra-terrestrial, not alien.”
“Migo, you take care much to this word. Don’t worry, when more drinking, every extra-terrestrial is seen like an alien for the people. We can make a bet on if you want. I assert that if you are drinking much, you can see the people as an alien too.” And it started to laugh. I didn’t insist.
It has continued:
“Actually, you’re pretty ugly next to my good looks. If the people are behaving bad to me, so to a handsome dog like me, who knows what would the people behavior to the ugly alien like you. With this reason, you should try to writing communication instead of face to face talking communication.”
“Hımm, what…”
“What will you do? I know your question. Yes. You have to use the computer machine and use internet blog channels.”
“But, I …”
“I know, I know. You don’t have a computer machine. We can find a way for this. I know the some one, who has got the computer machine and forgets to lock his office door in every night. We can use this.”
“But this is…”
“No, this is not the sneaky way my alien dude. And this is not the time to have principle either. We just borrow, don’t worry.”
WD murmured then,
‘It appears that your alien principles will be trouble to us.’
I didn’t react despite what I heard. Because, it was a smart creature and I have to learn how I survive on this planet.

And we’ve found a computer, exactly like WD said. We’ve started to write this blog. Because of I am a serious extraterrestrial; I’m writing the serious news and events. WD likes to talk too much. And it is writing the mostly comment on the other blogs post. It loves to laugh generally. Even if I couldn’t understand why it laughed, I am trying to be companion of WD’s laughing case.

WD has got too much idea about the blogs, which I, sorry, we follow. Even it described most bloggers in its mind, and told me. As the occasion arises, I will write what we lived and live and what WD’s thoughts about the bloggers.

And we are here. After three months I am sure one thing, I am glad to be in here. This is the new adventure for me on planet Earth. Thanks to all of you, and of course WD. Cheers my earthlings friends, to many good three months.

The ways of getting help on WP forum: The issue is new upgrade “stats” and “my sites” pages

I have been living an issue with the new upgrade “stats” page since 9 dec, 2014. And yesterday I’ve decided to ask help from the forum members yesterday. Before, I had taken help the members of forum community. This is absolutely hard work for anyone. They tried to help me at that time. And my problem was solved at that time.

In this time, no one answered me to my question until right now. And I’ve decided to tell my experiences on my blog with sense of humor. The experiences I lived are as follows:)

I began to practice my thoughts.

First, I should open proper topic-

Yes, I did.
My topic was “why my blog’s new “stats” and “my sites” pages seem like tiny…
I told my problem under this topic.

I don’t really understand. Since the stats page has been upgraded, if I wanted to see what is changed of my stats, I have to use microscope. But I don’t have one:) Reader and classic dashboard pages are normal as usual. And even If I changed my computer internet service provider settings, so I made zoom the web page, there is nothing changed. The other web pages are becoming bigger, but just new upgrade wordpress pages “stats” and “my sites” are still tiny. I guess these new upgrade of this parts were made for only tablet and mobile. And if it is, I don’t want to use this anymore. And if I am only one user, who living this problem, someone can help me, how I fix, I would be glad.

But I realized after one minute, my main topic was not full, there was a lack of words. It had been more than the required number of characters. I add new post and I’ve written full topic under my first post.

For a while, I move to second phase.
Second, supporting with the visuals-

Yes, I did.
I add new post with a visual, which I made for showing the differences between the old and new pages.

Migarium proudly presents this image:)
Visual representation of my problem

Third, to wait.
Yes, I did.

One day later, I move to 4th phase.
4th, to move the title again to the main page-

Yes, I did

I am thinking about the subject “It’s been one day. If anyone didn’t read my post and not help naturally, I guess I’m invisible”:)

5th, to wait, wait.
Yes, I did

When I’ve waited, I saw the most wordpress users were talking about the new upgrade problems on the forums. And I’ve read them. But there is no answer to my specify problem. I can use these upgrade pages. My problem is only that I can’t enlarge the letter characters of new upgraded pages. And the source of this problem is not related to my computer’s internet service settings.

6th, to adapt a well-known song, which can be attracted everyone’s attention, to my problem-
Yes, I did

In this time, I use a well-known Bob Dylan song for taking attention to my problem.
Of course, changing lyrics:)

Members, take this problem off me
I can’t use new upgrade stats anymore
I’m getting blind for using tiny letters
I feel I’m knockin’ on forums door

Knock, knock, knockin’ on forums door
Knock, knock, knockin’ on forums door

7th, to waittt
Yes, I did.

8th, to express my problem by infiltrating to other titles on forum such as pirates-
I didn’t do this yet. Because I am not sure what will be the reaction of the other members:)

9th, waitinggg

And I will add this post under my forum topic a little later. And this will be last one;)


And I did.

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