Let’s begin again!

Hi everyone! We hope all you are fine! Are we ready for the new season! Migo and I are ready!

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In May 26 we were running from Cylons! Cylons are not real, I had said this to Migo in many times but he didn’t listen to me as always!

Anyway, it’s been almost three and half months, my beloved friends! Wow! I didn’t realise that the time has passed quickly like that! I am sure Migo has kept the record and was aware everything. We, the dogs don’t keep the records but we are aware and remember eveything. For this, there is no need to be an alien from outer space!

Even if I don’t keep the records of the world’s events, I am aware nothing chances on this planet for last 3,5 months.

Let’s check together what happened or not happened.

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You see, nothing changes on this world. But you cannot tell this to Migo!

That’s why I gave up to tell some things to Migo for a long time. In this summer I’ve dedicated myself to my novel. Yes, I am writing my adventures with Migo finally. I am sure it will be best seller after the Bible at Amazon! I am trying to tell everything about aliens and their hazards. The world needs my novel!

There were hard times when I wrote my book in this summer, especially hot wheather made me nervous some times.

At the beginning of the summer it was already too late for us to reach the sea. Normally we would start to swim in May. But this summer we could go to swim in mid June as first. I was so excited that day. Though not as much as in this gif, actually I can see similarity with my excitement and its.🤔

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Why we were too late for opening sea season? Because Migo had started to learn Tai Chi those days and he was studying Tai Chi in early hours of the days instead of go to the sea. Yes, we always go to swim at 7-8 am in morning. We could not go swimming until Migo learned to use time well!By the way, those days were very funny. Because, the funnier thing than an alien who tries to learn Tai Chi, is an alien who cannot learn Tai Chi. Haha!

While the funny days were passing with Migo’s Tai Chi traning, at 12 June, an earthquake happened in Izmir where we reside in.

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It was interesting day. I’ve sensed the earthquake but I didn’t give any reaction. Migo couldn’t make sense of my attitude. That day this conversation passed amongs us.

-Didn’t you feel the earthquake WD?

-Yes, I did Migo. So?

-Why you did not give any reaction before it happened?

-What! Do I have to give any reaction? What do you think I am? Am I earthquake alarm!

-But human resources say that…

-Human resources say that, bla bla. Who cares Migo? Besides, you are the alien, why you didn’t any sense about earthquake? Tell me.

Migo didn’t answer. I had finally found the way to stop Migo’s questions! That was the victory day for me!

After that day, we have shaked too much. There were many afterschocks. Even in one of these days the records announced that 490 aftershocks happened in only one day. We were so used to shake that we were shaking ourselves when it was not aftershock.

The days have passed with the earthquakes, very-very hot wheather, writing my book, training Tai Chi of Migo, swimming, and many drinks in this summer. But, I couldn’t find my precious lady dog mate again. My unfortunate broken heart! However, I do have hope, after I finished my novel and published it, many lady dogs will line up at my door! That day I will be the lucky-one! Yeah!

Let’s begin to new chapter of our lives!

 

 

 

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My philosophical considerations

Eveything is meaningless. Spring has come. Actually we passed directly summer in here into 10 days, the weather is 32 degrees Celsius right now. If we don’t experience the spring why the spring exists? Who fools us!

There are so many questions in my mind. The humans think that we, the dogs don’t think too much. Recently I have read an article for example. It was about the dogs imitate people’s behavior. It was annoying. Firstly, the dogs are not copies of each other. So if one or two dogs imitate to humans, it does not mean that all dogs do the same. The entire dog community can not be left under suspicion. This is flagitious! If we don’t write the articles about human behaviors, it doesn’t show that the dogs don’t think too much. On the contrary, it means that we’ve thought much over it, therefore it is unnecessary to write an article over that subject anymore. Because, there is no need to put the issue that everyone knows, down on paper.

Yes, the dogs are the living creatures which think to much. We are questioning all the times.

These questions are the important questions. Before arraying the questions I have to say that I am skipping the more important question:

“Who am I?”

You know the one of best philosophers of our age Jackie Chan had asked this question and he was replied in his movie “Who am I?”.

We, the dogs know that the answer of “who am I?” is excatly same in the movie.

Thanks to Jackie Chan it doesn’t need to think about it. Then, we can focus on the other important questions. Like the second important question:

“Am I happy?”

Unfortunately, the answer to this question is negative. We have been unhappy for 225 million years; I mean since the last super-continental Pangea period when the continents were united. Because at those days Colombia was in an adjacent position to the Africa continent. And it could be reached by land. All the continents were under a single continent name. Most likely there was no Eurovision song contest at that time. Because there was no Europe continent. There was the Pangea song contest for the entire Pangea continent, and the singers of all the countries on Earth were able to compete. If it was still the same continent today, Colombia would be in this contest and we could watch and listen Shakira in the contest. This is the formula of happiness!

But, we have been unhappy for 225 million years!

We came to the 3rd important question.

If I think, therefore I am?”

The answer is, in fact, not exactly the same. To think is not the core. How you think is the core that actually connected to the issue. For example, there are philosophers who think about the universal effects of the morality of the good will. But there is not a philosopher who thinks about the universal effects of the immorality of bad intentions. Here we can say that human philosophers are anxious to look cute around themselves. They don’t want to use the discomfortable words like “immorality”. Because of them and nobody thought over the universal effects of the immorality of bad intentions, the world goes to sink on the hands of the people who have bad intentions and bad behavior. If the philosophers had thought on opposite side, this wouldn’t have been a problem of todays! So, if you think, therefore you are not actually. That’s why don’t boast about yourself uselessly, and don’t have the tattoo of “cogito ergo sum” done while it’s meaning is still vague!

While all the philosophers were blowing their minds up on “thinking” idea, one day a man appeared and asked following. This is the fourth important question in our sequence:

Is ‘to think’ enough by itself, if there is no action in it?”

This man’s name was Karl Marx.

Why Marx asked this question? Because, he was in love deeply to rich man’s daughter, Jenny von Westphalen. Marx was poor, Jenny was rich. And they lived their love secretly during seven years! Seven years, wow! Seven years later, Marx who now understood that action was more important than thinking, proposed to marry Jenny,  It is said that Marx has thought “The entity and matter it must be considered as having an independent from the thought” very first time, when he has offered to marry for Jenny.

I can understand Marx’s mood. Think about it, you find a love of your life and you are waiting for seven years! I cannot stand in a few second if I see my lady dog who will be my love! Marx who understood the sitting and thinking are pointless, took the action.

Now, I hope, you can more understand when Marx said “productive relations”, he was mentioning “marriage”. After marriage, the years in poverty continued. Marx struggled so hard to find a solution, however he was able to realased one day he left the writing table, a gigantic work of two volumes had emerged for humanity. Which is all had started with a paper of kitchen shopping lists and the prices for his family.

He and his family lived in the poverty and hunger. Even they have lost four children because of poverty. You see, my dear followers, if Marx had lived in todays, his life would have been a lyric of a rap song top of the list, or Oscar movie subject. But he lived almost 2 hundred years ago, and he missed all copyrights of the artistic works which can be done about his life.

So, it might have been,

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But it all never happened due to the time line. And his life directed to the millions.

By the way, the anwser is 4th question, is “yes, action is important as much as thinking.”

When materialism was questioned more with Marx, the fifth important question emerged:

“Who is the responsible of the god’s death?”

According to human philosopher Nietzsche, the god has been killed about 19th century by humans. So, Nietzsche was the eyewitness. Even, he was the only eyewitness! When we thinking on humans’ features and what they can capable of, if humans were able to kill the god, why they left behind the eyewitness? It is nonsense! Probably, Nietzsche killed the god and he had cast aspersions on rest of humans! Gladly we the dogs do not have any mad like Nietzsche, and our bone god is still living!

I hope I could have helped about the most five important questions on Earth. I know there are so many important questions except these five. Like the following questions:

-Why US and Russia don’t fight with each other at Bering Strait? (It is easier than fighting in Middle East for them)

-Why the Miss Universe beauty contest is only made up by Earthlings?

-Why always Canadian pharmacy firms send aphrodisiac drugs spam emails? (Always Canadian, not British, not US not the others.)

-How does a robot answer to the question of “where do you see yourself in five years” in the job interview?

-Why there is not a green pill in Matrix movie(kind of limbo place); so why they force the humans to choose only between bad or good?

List goes on like that.

Maybe next time, we would try to answer these and the others. 😉

 

The unknown series with WD, Part III

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The moment when I have read Migo’s explanations

You know my dear followers, I were disclosing the secrets about that alien Migo before in two times. I have checked today and I have seen only two posts I made about this subject: Part 1 and Part 2

It has been very long time after second one, I have realized now.

But today, I caught incredible opportunity about Migo’s hidden aims and for Part 3! Migo said following lines to an another wp blog writer:

I am not able to say the name of my origin planet. I can only say where it is. It is in open cluster NGC 265 at Small Magellanic Cloud galaxy. I cannot say it’s name, because the humans couldn’t discover it and give a name yet. If I say its name right now, before humans describe it, it can create paradox. Probably it wouldn’t be same with Grandfather paradox, but it will create a fluid motion in that direction that I pointed at. Noone is affected from this paradox, except me and the one who I said it’s name and the ones who heard this from us. Let’s we imagine this.

I say it’s name to you right now. You and the people who are following to you read this. Hundreds of years later someone reads our talks in the digital records. And he or she decides to give the same name which we talked about. At the moment when it’s name becomes definite as same my word hundreds of years later, you and me and the others would stuck between today and that time hundreds of years later. To realize that moment, we have to live again and again same things on this planet on this period. Do you want to see again and again Trump presidentship or anything else similar like that in an infinite loop? Like a nightmare, haha!

I don’t want to do this wrong to any Earthling friends.:)

Bull sh*t!

As far as I know Migo, Migo never says where his origin planet is. So what is his aim right now!

These are seeming like distortional words to confuse of the humans minds. But the most important question is why it is happening in todays? Why Migo needs to say these in these days? Why didn’t say anything about this before and he chose todays to explanation.

This is definitely about alien’s invasion! He is giving some clues and sending signals to his alien friends to invade of them to our beatiful planet! Maybe not today or not tomorrow, but this certainly will be close! Open your eyes!

Also, don’t worry I am watching his movements carefully, even Migo is not aware I watch him. I have my eye on him as always!

-WD, what are you doing?

-I am disclosing your nonsense to my dear followers like your words about where your planet is.

-Hmm, may I read, WD?

-Of course, here you may read.

-Hmm, it seems that you are complaining about my explanations.

-What! Migo, when I complained? These are the truths that you need to confess! When will your alien friends invade to our planet! Say it! Why you didn’t say anything about your origin planet before?

-You didn’t ask, WD. If you asked, I would say.

-What! I have asked many times, I remember.

-No, you are wrong, you never asked.

-Yes, I did.

-No, you didn’t.

-Yes, I did!

-No, you didn’t!

-Ohh no, this is one of your alien tricks, isn’t it! You alien! You are confusing my mind, and to cause to forget! I don’t buy this trick!

-You didn’t ask WD.

(after a short silence)

-Really? I didn’t ask this before, Migo?

-No. You never asked, WD. And, do you want to go out?

-Absolutely!

Boring day

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I am so bored today. As if an ordinary day, not seems like April 1. I don’t find anyone to make a joke fittingly to the today’s soul. And, Migo is not helpful to me. I am so bored!

I have read my daily horoscope analysis today as I have read everyday morning. This is important for me, I read every morning what my horoscope say to me for that day. It creates good effect especially to meet “right” lady dogs.

Migo doesn’t believe any horoscope. Already he hasn’t got any beliefs, you know. At the begining, I have insisted on some points for getting some beliefs of him. Because my zodiac sign is Taurus, and according to horoscope analysis, one of my features is persistence. (For the record, my birthday is May 12, all good foods and beer are accepted on that day:))

But I’ve gave up to insist, after all my rising sign of my horoscope is Libra. And according to analyses of a dog who is Taurus and Libra rising sun, we are harmony with world, and an awareness of beauty, of relationship, of style, and how things fit or blend together. That’s why I gave up obstinacy, even it has happened in one week after I met Migo. What could I have done, my dear followers, I have faced to face with an alien!

Anyway, according to my horoscope for today, “Tackle things that require high energy today, Taurus. This is your day to make short work of chores, errands, or any sort of physical activity. Patience is the thing that you will lack, if anything, but don’t worry, because your strengths lie elsewhere now. Your heart is apt to sing once you get going on a personal project about which you feel passionate.”

So, this day could be the day that I can meet with my soul mate! But I didn’t go out yet. And my heart is apt to sing! Bone god damn it! I’ve only heard the birds’ tweets today. By the way, I hate the birds, especially the sparrows; they are so much happy digressively. Also they don’t know where they can do their poops! I don’t even mention seagulls. In these days, mother or father seagulls are preaparing the child seagulls for flying. They do give the fly training to them. But they don’t care we are sleep or not at very early hours in mornings! Do I have to wake up with seagulls’ crazy sounds in every morning! Even, as far I understood from their voices, the new generation of seagulls could be stupid, they cannot learn the fly technics with one or two lessons.

Did I say, I am so bored today? What kind of April Fools’ Day this is, if there is no joke? And my soul mate could be anywhere out right now, and could be waiting for me. I need to go out right now! MIGOOO!

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I don’t have any idea where all liquids come from Migo’s body! Migo’s nose, eyes, all are leaking the weird liquids. All extraterrestrials are like Migo, when they sick? Maybe this could be a clue about how Earthlings can deal with Extraterrestrials when they come and invade our planet. They are weak against our viruses and bacteries; hey I am telling you Earth scientists, who say life has begun at outer space! If it had been like that, extraterrestrials would have been very powerful against the Earth’ sickness!

Anyway, today is the third day of Migo’s flu. I am bored already now. Before than Migo has been very busy-also we know that when Migo’s busy, Migo doesn’t see anything except the works he focused, including me unfortunately-, and I didn’t do anything exciting for last 10 days according to my figures. This is injustice!

I am the most intelligence, well-informed and emotinal dog on the Earth! And I stucked between Migo’s flu and world issues; so my world issues, beers, beatiful lady dogs and good foods! I want to return to all my world issues immediately!

Small talk with a stray dog

These scenes were broadcasted via internet yesterday. I don’t know where these scenes were taken. It is obvious the young man on the video wasn’t aware that he was taped. The words of the young man are very openhearted. Maybe he said these with the effect of the wine -I suppose probably empty- bottle into his hand. I don’t know. 🙂

Here this small talk at the video with translation in English:

My biggest expectation from a dog is “bark voice”. I am expecting from a dog to say “bark”. For example, I am expecting from a cat “miaow”. I am expecting from a bird “cheeping”. So, this is what we we expect from you. You make your case as much as you can do. Could I explain? If you resist with this way, this is not a resistance. It would’t be with this way. There is no reaction from you. You have not given even a respond. Look, I’m talking, I’m telling you some things. You do not have self defense mechanism. Animals, instinct, Freud have come to mind, but you do not even have an instinctual approach.

As a dog, you should give credit to the bread which you ate. You should become the labourer. You’re a communist dog, a Marxist dog. Did you understand? All the dogs and all animals are the leftists in my sight. But I did not see that light inside you. In an another time when I come back, I want to find you a little bit more concentrated, a bit more involved in life, a little more literated, so with more philosophical approaches into the life.

According to WD, the young man at video is not right. WD says that he wished he’d like to meet him, and say some things about humans and especially cats to him too. And WD added,”this video is very insulting, and we are not going to learn how is to be a laborer from the human kind!”

Also, I am wondering where does the cat go by running in high speed in 1:07 minutes at video. Maybe, it understood what the young man said and it goes to notify to the other cats.:)

Happy 2nd anniversary with you all, my Earthling friends!

-Another year gone away, WD. Do you realize how many things that we’ve experienced into this second year?

-Yes, we have seen too much things and experinced… What! What are you talking about, you alien! You never keep your promises that you gave me!

-Really? Do I make this?

-Yes! What do you think, Migo! Last year you gave me a promise, and according to your words I was going to share more post, but you had occupied our blog during last year! I took many emails from my dear, beloved, precious, amazing, valuable, unique…

-WD, will you finish your praise adjectives about your followers?

-You are jealous Migo! Right now, even if right now, you interrupt my words and try to intervene between me and my followers which they are very beloved, precious, amazing, valuable, unique, and so many features that they do have!

-Okay, okay. This year WD, you will have more area and more posts. You do what you want, this is your choice. But today, at this happy day, drinks are on you, WD.

-Again! Last year I did do the same! Migo, you never listen to me! If I hadn’t big emotional heart I would have left you in a moment. What will I do with you, alien! I want to scream! What was my sin and bone-god gave me you in this world! I don’t deserve this! I deserve the beatiful lady dogs, good human and animal friends, good foods, good drinks, but not aliens! As the most intelligent and handsome dog on Earth, I am…

Yes, WD is still talking. 🙂 As you can see my Earthling friends, everything seems same more or less on our side. And thank you all because WD and I have found you all on this lonely planet and share many things! Thank you all of you!

-Shut up Migo!
-Also my Earthling friends, you were aware that WD has very similar behaviors with the red hair muppet at upper video.
-Who’s still talking, Migo!
-Wow! This was good WD, this has been really kick on my face:)