The interview with Migo on communism, Marxism and the extraterrestrial civilizations

While I was eating dinner last night, following thoughts came to mind. There were minerals, proteins, vitamins inside my meal at food bowl. I have all of them at the same time, easily. If capitalism doesn’t exist, I would go to the farmers or their cooperatives one by one, to find the best and I was going to lose a lot of time to create this meal. Of course, if I had my kingdom, everything would be better, even my single look would have made it possible for me to come a meal I wanted! I will not go into this subject, because my survey on “my kingdom or an administration as Migo’s conditions” had been failed, so long ago.

Anyway, while I was think about it, thanking the god of bone and capitalism and shaking my tail with joy, Migo asked me the reason of my excitement. And our conversation with him has started with the sense of rule of the aliens, and immediately afterwards came about the communist aliens. The talkings between are not very noticeable, so I skip those parts. And I wanted to have an interview with him about the communist understanding of the aliens. Migo accepted this. You will read below, the interview with Migo is a very first in the world. Maybe they’ll give me a Pulitzer prize for this, who knows? 😉

The interview with Migo on communism, Marxism and the extraterrestrial civilizations

-Migo, when you came to the world, why, and how did you decide to become a communist? Was it the parallel of a similar tendency where you came from?

-Good question, WD. I had came to the Humok library before I arrived to the planet Earth. I had stopped by Humok library. You know, Humok is a library where I discovered that Iron Maiden is the best heavy metal band in the universe, and I have mentioned about it before. I have read a book at there. The book’s title was “Solidarity of Cosmos, what does it mean for the universe?”. On the first page of the book, there was a footnote that written “Notux species do not need to read this book; they are in a hopeless case,” by the author. Although I’ve found this footnote as racist, I’ve read the book anyway. If I say that I was unaffected by what I’ve read, that would be lie. Because there were detailed theories that approach to the whole universe and discuss all possible possibilities, their breakpoints, and better solution possibilities for almost every living species. For almost every living species, not only for a species, the book was telling that the universe could be really good. The author did not just talk about these, also was aiming to exemplify them by proving the theories that scientifically revealed by ownself.

-What kind of examples Migo, can you give details?

-For example, I’ve just visited the Yo-78kk planet, before the Humok library.

-Of course, as always you can not tell the location and coordinates of Yo-78kk.

-Yes, as always, the rules that the Galactic council has put on, prevent me from disclosing some things, WD. On the Yo-78kk planet, there was an event that had never happened on other planets in their solar system. There was a phenomenon that emerged after a situation similar to what the earthlings called “technologized”.

-Robots were revolt against, were not they? I knew it! If the aliens would not attack, this too, will be the most terrible thing that we, the earthlings ever lived!

-No, WD. What I’m talking about is different. On the planets I’ve already seen, there is no concept or description like the earthlings’s robot concept. If I return to the subject, again, I have not seen that in any of the planets I’ve visited, the inventions that made by the planet’s species, may cause a change in their administrative structures, until I’ve came to Yo-78kk. The Yoska species, so the species at the Yo-78kk, send their annual production to the union they are affiliated with. The union gives a biological pigment of the type “e” called xonfosil, which Yoskas need, for in return. This is a pigment that increases their resistance to blue light. The Yo-78kk planet is into an electromagnetic wave spectrum, where the high incidence of blue color and light are reflected. Although this event causes to their movements very fast, they can somehow balance it with taking xonfosil pigment.

-I think you have the absence of this pigment, Migo.

-Why do you ask such a question WD?

-You’re constantly moving fast, walking like a runner, or you’re eating like how a squirrel eats peanut.

-Hmm, I did not notice that. However WD, you constantly seek to divert the subject.

-All right, all right, go ahead please, Migo. (you see, my dear readers, I know very well how to touch an alien’s sore spot, hehe!)

-Briefly, in exchange for the xonfosil pigment, Yoskas have the chance of normal life. They have to send their productions to the union in order to get xonfosil. 1000 Yoskas are represented by one Yoska in the administrative structure. This process develops under the control of their “administrative structures” with the expression of the earthlings. In fact, this administrative structure, in every new year of Yo-78kk, is being renewed again. Those who have not been involved in administrative affairs, such as a kind of jury membership, take part in the administration at the following year. But for facilitating this, that is, to facilitate the functioning of this alternating administration, a device was invented which we can call “technological” with the earthlings language. According to this device, the sorting was automatically determined. However, after the first 10 years of the device operation, it began to fail. As a result of this breakdown, those who served in the previous year, took a duty in the following year, or their seats were empty, and an equitable understanding disappeared.

This new situation, what kind of trouble can bring, you may think WD. However, the life span of a Yoska is three Yo-78kk years. So after this breakdown, a Yoska, who took the duty at administration at the last year of his life, was called to the duty after he died. Because he was no longer, his seat was empty. And the 1000 Yoskas that he represented were bogged down. Those 1000 Yoskas deprived of xonfosil pigment. Yo-78kk planet turned into a planet where the Yoskas ran like crazy around and could not adjust the speed of its own movement.

-Did not they think to fix the problem of the device, Migo?

-That Yoska who invented the device had died, and none of the others knew how to operate it, and of course how to make a new one.

-What kind of solution was for Yoskas in the book of “Solidarity of Cosmos, what does it mean for the universe” that you’ve read in Humok library? And what is it’s relating with that you decided to be a communist alien?

-In a part of the book “Solidarity of Cosmos, what does it mean for the universe,” the followings were written:

“The every living species that reveals use device due to its own laziness, even if deserves the things that might happen to them as first, if the vital integrity and the obligatory social organization that occured from it’s necessity, is interrupted with this reason, then the way to overcome the crises is that to arise against those who created the marketplace of their own production, and to act.”

What was the product of Yoskas? It is a mine under the soil of Yo-78kk planet; that 3 different planets need it. So, in short, the author of the book said that, “You are lazy primarily, but the reason that drives you to use this device is the marketplace which is created by the union that demands the material you mined for, with the most optimistic estimate. If you do not act against the creators of this marketplace and the problems they caused, another problems will emerge.”

The union which the Yoskas were affiliated, in a way, was a union that obliged to provide the balances. It was not a commercial union. It was assigned a task so that the exchange of planets would be complete smoothly and seamlessly. It was doing this with full authority by taking from all the other planets in, which including the Yo-78kk planet has been. This authorisation also gave the authority to the union, to research and report on the facts that the productions of the each planet were over more than necessary or under-produced, and to solve problems. The real problem here was that, as far as I have heard from a Yoska, the Yoskas population was always the same. Birth and death rates were always the same, constant. Their population was never different from a year ago. However, in two of the three planets where were needed Yo-78kk’s mine, the populations were constantly increasing, and they needed more and more in each year the mine of the Yoskas.

Even if the author of the book mentions the possibility of their laziness, actually Yoskas invented the device because of they had no time to choose the simplest administrative task, since they had to extract more mine with the same number of workers. The main problem here was the task of ensuring the balance between the planets. And if Yoskas did not act against them, they would be vanished in some way. In fact, it happened like that. Many of them lost their mental health due to their extreme speed of motion, and a new species were brought to their planets from another solar system, began to extract the mines Yoskas extracted before. So their planet was occupied in some way. The remaining Yoskas can now be seen in the territories where reserved for them on the Yo-78kk planet, while selling handmade gift with three-hole metal coloring; this belongs to the culture of Yoska.

When I came to the planet Earth, WD, I saw that there was the only book that addressed what happened to Yoskas or similar problems. This was the Communist Manifesto. This has increased my tendency to the earthling communists.

-Migo, if I was a Yoska, I would have wanted a share from the mine I extracted, and stored them, after then increase the demand for the market, I would have sold them in exchange for the high amount of xonfosil pigments at the black market. This would have given me a comfortable and healthy life in my fleeting, three-years of Yoska life.

-While you are doing this WD, how would you move without thinking of other Yoskas? And while the mining system was under record, how did you plan to do that?

-Hmmm, I think that Yoskas need to learn the mafia system as first.

-Mafia?

-Yes Migo, the mafia system, which has got a father at the leader place, organized around him, also if there is opponent’s family, this system wipes them out, after then filmed about that family by Hollywood. They are especially Italian, even Sicilian.

-I know what the mafia is, WD. I do not understand which part of our interview is linked with the mafia.

-You asked me a question, I gave you an answer from the mafia when I answered that question, Migo! While you have been saying that the solution will be provided with communism, if these guys have found a solution with the mafia; what is my guilt on it! I also plan to be a candidate for pulitzer with this interview. With this reason, do not mislead me, and do not force me to answer away from our subject. I can not even make an interview you, Migo!

-Did I force you, WD?

-Okay, whatever. I would cut off these parts of the interview before publishing, after then I publish them. Let’s come to next question. Now, you have read the book “Solidarity of Cosmos, what does it mean for the universe,” you realized that some problems on the planets you saw can be solved with what this book describes, and when you came to the earth, you saw similarities with the communist manifesto and you decided to be communist. Well, after you have read your book, “Solidarity of Cosmos, what does it mean for the universe”, that have you decided to be a godless-atheist communist too? Or are there aliens who are believers in God and being communist at outer space?

-That has been a different question. In fact, I would rather go through the examples of the theories in the book, and I’ve thought I would answer on those questions, WD.

-I was going to ask you those kinds of questions Migo, but you’re talking about theories, ideas, and so on. And after a while these topics can make the readers feel sleepy. I mean, it does not have the charm of it; can you see. If I’d like to add an alien photo of yours in here, to attract attention, everyone already will run away, and my prize plan would go down the plughole. That’s why, I thought that we would enter such a interesting subject like atheism that would be striking. (This paragraph will change completely, and of course it will not be shared with the readers)

-Well, seeing that you’re the interviewer, I need to answer. The biggest reason why I read this book was that it was recommended to me by someone else. Otherwise, it would have been a great coincidence to find and read the book “Solidarity of Cosmos, what does it mean for the universe” in Humok, the largest library of the universe, wouldn’t be? Which is, there is no such thing as coincidence, it was impossible to choose to read this book in the library, I can say it was zero probability. He was a friend of mine with name Reedaz from the planet Juilcox, who recommended me this book. I had visited to Juilcox, and Reedaz told me about the book, also he had a reason. Reedaz described himself as “cosmbrado”. He is a follower and member of the group which called themselves “Cosmos solidarity brothers”. They describe themselves as cosmbrado and call to each other as cosmbrados. We can say the word of earthlings like this, is comrade. The cosmbrados are the ones closest to the communists on the planet Earth. The answer to the question you asked, is that if the cosmbrados are representatives of the kind of communist movement of the universe, yes there is no god belief inside them. I had already told you a long time ago that I have never encountered a living creature with a God or like similar belief with the earthings. So, it is unreasonable to search for it in something that is not already there, WD. The absence of my god faith is also nothing to do with the “Solidarity of Cosmos, what does it mean for the universe” book, I was the same before.

-Are you one of the cosmbrados, Migo?

-No, I was not a member of their group. I had come to the world, and I have not had contact with them for a long time. But of course when I meet them again, they will be the first to express my impressions and communism here. I’m sure for many things they will both amaze and be glad.

-Those who plan to attack to the Earth in the future will be the cosmbrados; is that so, Migo?

-What!

-Didn’t you say that “when I meet them again”, Migo! So there will be an attack here, you will go with running to them by saying “welcome comrade”, or “welcome cosmbrados” with hugs, and you will help them invade the earth!

-They are the “most civilized” group, with the definition of the earthlings as much as I know. A group so advanced, why they plan to attack the earth, WD?

-So, will the aliens never attack the earth?

-I do not understand what’s relevant with the cosmbrados, WD.

-If they are same as you told about, they will communicate with the earth in a higher and wiser way, instead of attacking the earth, Migo, won’t they?

-Yes, the cosmbrados will not attack earth. But it is not possible to generalize, so scientifically it is not possible to say “no” to your question, WD. The universe is huge, I only saw five galaxies into it, also I thought we were talking about cosmbrados.

-You mean, in the galaxies you have seen, there could be the other species out of the cosmbrados, and in the galaxies you have not seen, that can attack the earth.

-Any of the living creatures in the galaxies I saw, do not say “Let’s go and attack the earth; let’s make the earthlings upset,” while looking at the earth, In fact, the extraterrestrials do not too much care about the planet earth. However, in fact, the reason underlying your “alien attack” problem, is I think, your passionate of being hero, WD. If one day the aliens attack happens, you want to be like the heroic dog Dzhul’bars of the 2nd world war, and then want to the heroic stories would be written on your behalf. But this possibility is one in 89 million.

-One in 89 million is bigger than one in 90 million, Migo; that means I can still be a hero! And also Dzhul’bars becomes me irritated!

-I know he did, WD. Do you have another question?

-For now, thank you for your answers. Maybe we can go on to these subjects later times in a new interview, Migo.

-The subjects that you will bring to constantly the alien invasion?

-Are you kidding, I have never done this!

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Who needs care?

Migo is sick for last two-three days, I guess he got flu, because his nose flows like waterfall. We cannot go out too much and go around as much as I wanted, especially yesterday and today. Just we are going out for my pee, and turning back quickly. To extend the time when we are out there, my efforts to reach the farthest tree to pee, have failed. Migo didn’t buy it! I cannot see beautiful lady dogs due to lack of the time. I am in a horrible situation! I am bored. I miss my days before three days ago! This is not a life what I want; I need attention which will come from lady dogs!

-The one who is sick is me, but you need care, is that so WD?
-Why were you suprised, Migo! I am the most handsome and wise dog on earth, but I am sure there are plenty of your kind at outer space! You are not special in this case!

 

Let’s begin again!

Hi everyone! We hope all you are fine! Are we ready for the new season! Migo and I are ready!

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In May 26 we were running from Cylons! Cylons are not real, I had said this to Migo in many times but he didn’t listen to me as always!

Anyway, it’s been almost three and half months, my beloved friends! Wow! I didn’t realise that the time has passed quickly like that! I am sure Migo has kept the record and was aware everything. We, the dogs don’t keep the records but we are aware and remember eveything. For this, there is no need to be an alien from outer space!

Even if I don’t keep the records of the world’s events, I am aware nothing chances on this planet for last 3,5 months.

Let’s check together what happened or not happened.

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You see, nothing changes on this world. But you cannot tell this to Migo!

That’s why I gave up to tell some things to Migo for a long time. In this summer I’ve dedicated myself to my novel. Yes, I am writing my adventures with Migo finally. I am sure it will be best seller after the Bible at Amazon! I am trying to tell everything about aliens and their hazards. The world needs my novel!

There were hard times when I wrote my book in this summer, especially hot wheather made me nervous some times.

At the beginning of the summer it was already too late for us to reach the sea. Normally we would start to swim in May. But this summer we could go to swim in mid June as first. I was so excited that day. Though not as much as in this gif, actually I can see similarity with my excitement and its.🤔

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Why we were too late for opening sea season? Because Migo had started to learn Tai Chi those days and he was studying Tai Chi in early hours of the days instead of go to the sea. Yes, we always go to swim at 7-8 am in morning. We could not go swimming until Migo learned to use time well!By the way, those days were very funny. Because, the funnier thing than an alien who tries to learn Tai Chi, is an alien who cannot learn Tai Chi. Haha!

While the funny days were passing with Migo’s Tai Chi traning, at 12 June, an earthquake happened in Izmir where we reside in.

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It was interesting day. I’ve sensed the earthquake but I didn’t give any reaction. Migo couldn’t make sense of my attitude. That day this conversation passed amongs us.

-Didn’t you feel the earthquake WD?

-Yes, I did Migo. So?

-Why you did not give any reaction before it happened?

-What! Do I have to give any reaction? What do you think I am? Am I earthquake alarm!

-But human resources say that…

-Human resources say that, bla bla. Who cares Migo? Besides, you are the alien, why you didn’t any sense about earthquake? Tell me.

Migo didn’t answer. I had finally found the way to stop Migo’s questions! That was the victory day for me!

After that day, we have shaked too much. There were many afterschocks. Even in one of these days the records announced that 490 aftershocks happened in only one day. We were so used to shake that we were shaking ourselves when it was not aftershock.

The days have passed with the earthquakes, very-very hot wheather, writing my book, training Tai Chi of Migo, swimming, and many drinks in this summer. But, I couldn’t find my precious lady dog mate again. My unfortunate broken heart! However, I do have hope, after I finished my novel and published it, many lady dogs will line up at my door! That day I will be the lucky-one! Yeah!

Let’s begin to new chapter of our lives!

 

 

 

My philosophical considerations

Eveything is meaningless. Spring has come. Actually we passed directly summer in here into 10 days, the weather is 32 degrees Celsius right now. If we don’t experience the spring why the spring exists? Who fools us!

There are so many questions in my mind. The humans think that we, the dogs don’t think too much. Recently I have read an article for example. It was about the dogs imitate people’s behavior. It was annoying. Firstly, the dogs are not copies of each other. So if one or two dogs imitate to humans, it does not mean that all dogs do the same. The entire dog community can not be left under suspicion. This is flagitious! If we don’t write the articles about human behaviors, it doesn’t show that the dogs don’t think too much. On the contrary, it means that we’ve thought much over it, therefore it is unnecessary to write an article over that subject anymore. Because, there is no need to put the issue that everyone knows, down on paper.

Yes, the dogs are the living creatures which think to much. We are questioning all the times.

These questions are the important questions. Before arraying the questions I have to say that I am skipping the more important question:

“Who am I?”

You know the one of best philosophers of our age Jackie Chan had asked this question and he was replied in his movie “Who am I?”.

We, the dogs know that the answer of “who am I?” is excatly same in the movie.

Thanks to Jackie Chan it doesn’t need to think about it. Then, we can focus on the other important questions. Like the second important question:

“Am I happy?”

Unfortunately, the answer to this question is negative. We have been unhappy for 225 million years; I mean since the last super-continental Pangea period when the continents were united. Because at those days Colombia was in an adjacent position to the Africa continent. And it could be reached by land. All the continents were under a single continent name. Most likely there was no Eurovision song contest at that time. Because there was no Europe continent. There was the Pangea song contest for the entire Pangea continent, and the singers of all the countries on Earth were able to compete. If it was still the same continent today, Colombia would be in this contest and we could watch and listen Shakira in the contest. This is the formula of happiness!

But, we have been unhappy for 225 million years!

We came to the 3rd important question.

If I think, therefore I am?”

The answer is, in fact, not exactly the same. To think is not the core. How you think is the core that actually connected to the issue. For example, there are philosophers who think about the universal effects of the morality of the good will. But there is not a philosopher who thinks about the universal effects of the immorality of bad intentions. Here we can say that human philosophers are anxious to look cute around themselves. They don’t want to use the discomfortable words like “immorality”. Because of them and nobody thought over the universal effects of the immorality of bad intentions, the world goes to sink on the hands of the people who have bad intentions and bad behavior. If the philosophers had thought on opposite side, this wouldn’t have been a problem of todays! So, if you think, therefore you are not actually. That’s why don’t boast about yourself uselessly, and don’t have the tattoo of “cogito ergo sum” done while it’s meaning is still vague!

While all the philosophers were blowing their minds up on “thinking” idea, one day a man appeared and asked following. This is the fourth important question in our sequence:

Is ‘to think’ enough by itself, if there is no action in it?”

This man’s name was Karl Marx.

Why Marx asked this question? Because, he was in love deeply to rich man’s daughter, Jenny von Westphalen. Marx was poor, Jenny was rich. And they lived their love secretly during seven years! Seven years, wow! Seven years later, Marx who now understood that action was more important than thinking, proposed to marry Jenny,  It is said that Marx has thought “The entity and matter it must be considered as having an independent from the thought” very first time, when he has offered to marry for Jenny.

I can understand Marx’s mood. Think about it, you find a love of your life and you are waiting for seven years! I cannot stand in a few second if I see my lady dog who will be my love! Marx who understood the sitting and thinking are pointless, took the action.

Now, I hope, you can more understand when Marx said “productive relations”, he was mentioning “marriage”. After marriage, the years in poverty continued. Marx struggled so hard to find a solution, however he was able to realased one day he left the writing table, a gigantic work of two volumes had emerged for humanity. Which is all had started with a paper of kitchen shopping lists and the prices for his family.

He and his family lived in the poverty and hunger. Even they have lost four children because of poverty. You see, my dear followers, if Marx had lived in todays, his life would have been a lyric of a rap song top of the list, or Oscar movie subject. But he lived almost 2 hundred years ago, and he missed all copyrights of the artistic works which can be done about his life.

So, it might have been,

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But it all never happened due to the time line. And his life directed to the millions.

By the way, the anwser is 4th question, is “yes, action is important as much as thinking.”

When materialism was questioned more with Marx, the fifth important question emerged:

“Who is the responsible of the god’s death?”

According to human philosopher Nietzsche, the god has been killed about 19th century by humans. So, Nietzsche was the eyewitness. Even, he was the only eyewitness! When we thinking on humans’ features and what they can capable of, if humans were able to kill the god, why they left behind the eyewitness? It is nonsense! Probably, Nietzsche killed the god and he had cast aspersions on rest of humans! Gladly we the dogs do not have any mad like Nietzsche, and our bone god is still living!

I hope I could have helped about the most five important questions on Earth. I know there are so many important questions except these five. Like the following questions:

-Why US and Russia don’t fight with each other at Bering Strait? (It is easier than fighting in Middle East for them)

-Why the Miss Universe beauty contest is only made up by Earthlings?

-Why always Canadian pharmacy firms send aphrodisiac drugs spam emails? (Always Canadian, not British, not US not the others.)

-How does a robot answer to the question of “where do you see yourself in five years” in the job interview?

-Why there is not a green pill in Matrix movie(kind of limbo place); so why they force the humans to choose only between bad or good?

List goes on like that.

Maybe next time, we would try to answer these and the others. 😉

 

The unknown series with WD, Part III

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The moment when I have read Migo’s explanations

You know my dear followers, I were disclosing the secrets about that alien Migo before in two times. I have checked today and I have seen only two posts I made about this subject: Part 1 and Part 2

It has been very long time after second one, I have realized now.

But today, I caught incredible opportunity about Migo’s hidden aims and for Part 3! Migo said following lines to an another wp blog writer:

I am not able to say the name of my origin planet. I can only say where it is. It is in open cluster NGC 265 at Small Magellanic Cloud galaxy. I cannot say it’s name, because the humans couldn’t discover it and give a name yet. If I say its name right now, before humans describe it, it can create paradox. Probably it wouldn’t be same with Grandfather paradox, but it will create a fluid motion in that direction that I pointed at. Noone is affected from this paradox, except me and the one who I said it’s name and the ones who heard this from us. Let’s we imagine this.

I say it’s name to you right now. You and the people who are following to you read this. Hundreds of years later someone reads our talks in the digital records. And he or she decides to give the same name which we talked about. At the moment when it’s name becomes definite as same my word hundreds of years later, you and me and the others would stuck between today and that time hundreds of years later. To realize that moment, we have to live again and again same things on this planet on this period. Do you want to see again and again Trump presidentship or anything else similar like that in an infinite loop? Like a nightmare, haha!

I don’t want to do this wrong to any Earthling friends.:)

Bull sh*t!

As far as I know Migo, Migo never says where his origin planet is. So what is his aim right now!

These are seeming like distortional words to confuse of the humans minds. But the most important question is why it is happening in todays? Why Migo needs to say these in these days? Why didn’t say anything about this before and he chose todays to explanation.

This is definitely about alien’s invasion! He is giving some clues and sending signals to his alien friends to invade of them to our beatiful planet! Maybe not today or not tomorrow, but this certainly will be close! Open your eyes!

Also, don’t worry I am watching his movements carefully, even Migo is not aware I watch him. I have my eye on him as always!

-WD, what are you doing?

-I am disclosing your nonsense to my dear followers like your words about where your planet is.

-Hmm, may I read, WD?

-Of course, here you may read.

-Hmm, it seems that you are complaining about my explanations.

-What! Migo, when I complained? These are the truths that you need to confess! When will your alien friends invade to our planet! Say it! Why you didn’t say anything about your origin planet before?

-You didn’t ask, WD. If you asked, I would say.

-What! I have asked many times, I remember.

-No, you are wrong, you never asked.

-Yes, I did.

-No, you didn’t.

-Yes, I did!

-No, you didn’t!

-Ohh no, this is one of your alien tricks, isn’t it! You alien! You are confusing my mind, and to cause to forget! I don’t buy this trick!

-You didn’t ask WD.

(after a short silence)

-Really? I didn’t ask this before, Migo?

-No. You never asked, WD. And, do you want to go out?

-Absolutely!

Boring day

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I am so bored today. As if an ordinary day, not seems like April 1. I don’t find anyone to make a joke fittingly to the today’s soul. And, Migo is not helpful to me. I am so bored!

I have read my daily horoscope analysis today as I have read everyday morning. This is important for me, I read every morning what my horoscope say to me for that day. It creates good effect especially to meet “right” lady dogs.

Migo doesn’t believe any horoscope. Already he hasn’t got any beliefs, you know. At the begining, I have insisted on some points for getting some beliefs of him. Because my zodiac sign is Taurus, and according to horoscope analysis, one of my features is persistence. (For the record, my birthday is May 12, all good foods and beer are accepted on that day:))

But I’ve gave up to insist, after all my rising sign of my horoscope is Libra. And according to analyses of a dog who is Taurus and Libra rising sun, we are harmony with world, and an awareness of beauty, of relationship, of style, and how things fit or blend together. That’s why I gave up obstinacy, even it has happened in one week after I met Migo. What could I have done, my dear followers, I have faced to face with an alien!

Anyway, according to my horoscope for today, “Tackle things that require high energy today, Taurus. This is your day to make short work of chores, errands, or any sort of physical activity. Patience is the thing that you will lack, if anything, but don’t worry, because your strengths lie elsewhere now. Your heart is apt to sing once you get going on a personal project about which you feel passionate.”

So, this day could be the day that I can meet with my soul mate! But I didn’t go out yet. And my heart is apt to sing! Bone god damn it! I’ve only heard the birds’ tweets today. By the way, I hate the birds, especially the sparrows; they are so much happy digressively. Also they don’t know where they can do their poops! I don’t even mention seagulls. In these days, mother or father seagulls are preaparing the child seagulls for flying. They do give the fly training to them. But they don’t care we are sleep or not at very early hours in mornings! Do I have to wake up with seagulls’ crazy sounds in every morning! Even, as far I understood from their voices, the new generation of seagulls could be stupid, they cannot learn the fly technics with one or two lessons.

Did I say, I am so bored today? What kind of April Fools’ Day this is, if there is no joke? And my soul mate could be anywhere out right now, and could be waiting for me. I need to go out right now! MIGOOO!

Flu

I don’t have any idea where all liquids come from Migo’s body! Migo’s nose, eyes, all are leaking the weird liquids. All extraterrestrials are like Migo, when they sick? Maybe this could be a clue about how Earthlings can deal with Extraterrestrials when they come and invade our planet. They are weak against our viruses and bacteries; hey I am telling you Earth scientists, who say life has begun at outer space! If it had been like that, extraterrestrials would have been very powerful against the Earth’ sickness!

Anyway, today is the third day of Migo’s flu. I am bored already now. Before than Migo has been very busy-also we know that when Migo’s busy, Migo doesn’t see anything except the works he focused, including me unfortunately-, and I didn’t do anything exciting for last 10 days according to my figures. This is injustice!

I am the most intelligence, well-informed and emotinal dog on the Earth! And I stucked between Migo’s flu and world issues; so my world issues, beers, beatiful lady dogs and good foods! I want to return to all my world issues immediately!