Boring day

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I am so bored today. As if an ordinary day, not seems like April 1. I don’t find anyone to make a joke fittingly to the today’s soul. And, Migo is not helpful to me. I am so bored!

I have read my daily horoscope analysis today as I have read everyday morning. This is important for me, I read every morning what my horoscope say to me for that day. It creates good effect especially to meet “right” lady dogs.

Migo doesn’t believe any horoscope. Already he hasn’t got any beliefs, you know. At the begining, I have insisted on some points for getting some beliefs of him. Because my zodiac sign is Taurus, and according to horoscope analysis, one of my features is persistence. (For the record, my birthday is May 12, all good foods and beer are accepted on that day:))

But I’ve gave up to insist, after all my rising sign of my horoscope is Libra. And according to analyses of a dog who is Taurus and Libra rising sun, we are harmony with world, and an awareness of beauty, of relationship, of style, and how things fit or blend together. That’s why I gave up obstinacy, even it has happened in one week after I met Migo. What could I have done, my dear followers, I have faced to face with an alien!

Anyway, according to my horoscope for today, “Tackle things that require high energy today, Taurus. This is your day to make short work of chores, errands, or any sort of physical activity. Patience is the thing that you will lack, if anything, but don’t worry, because your strengths lie elsewhere now. Your heart is apt to sing once you get going on a personal project about which you feel passionate.”

So, this day could be the day that I can meet with my soul mate! But I didn’t go out yet. And my heart is apt to sing! Bone god damn it! I’ve only heard the birds’ tweets today. By the way, I hate the birds, especially the sparrows; they are so much happy digressively. Also they don’t know where they can do their poops! I don’t even mention seagulls. In these days, mother or father seagulls are preaparing the child seagulls for flying. They do give the fly training to them. But they don’t care we are sleep or not at very early hours in mornings! Do I have to wake up with seagulls’ crazy sounds in every morning! Even, as far I understood from their voices, the new generation of seagulls could be stupid, they cannot learn the fly technics with one or two lessons.

Did I say, I am so bored today? What kind of April Fools’ Day this is, if there is no joke? And my soul mate could be anywhere out right now, and could be waiting for me. I need to go out right now! MIGOOO!

Flu

I don’t have any idea where all liquids come from Migo’s body! Migo’s nose, eyes, all are leaking the weird liquids. All extraterrestrials are like Migo, when they sick? Maybe this could be a clue about how Earthlings can deal with Extraterrestrials when they come and invade our planet. They are weak against our viruses and bacteries; hey I am telling you Earth scientists, who say life has begun at outer space! If it had been like that, extraterrestrials would have been very powerful against the Earth’ sickness!

Anyway, today is the third day of Migo’s flu. I am bored already now. Before than Migo has been very busy-also we know that when Migo’s busy, Migo doesn’t see anything except the works he focused, including me unfortunately-, and I didn’t do anything exciting for last 10 days according to my figures. This is injustice!

I am the most intelligence, well-informed and emotinal dog on the Earth! And I stucked between Migo’s flu and world issues; so my world issues, beers, beatiful lady dogs and good foods! I want to return to all my world issues immediately!

Small talk with a stray dog

These scenes were broadcasted via internet yesterday. I don’t know where these scenes were taken. It is obvious the young man on the video wasn’t aware that he was taped. The words of the young man are very openhearted. Maybe he said these with the effect of the wine -I suppose probably empty- bottle into his hand. I don’t know. 🙂

Here this small talk at the video with translation in English:

My biggest expectation from a dog is “bark voice”. I am expecting from a dog to say “bark”. For example, I am expecting from a cat “miaow”. I am expecting from a bird “cheeping”. So, this is what we we expect from you. You make your case as much as you can do. Could I explain? If you resist with this way, this is not a resistance. It would’t be with this way. There is no reaction from you. You have not given even a respond. Look, I’m talking, I’m telling you some things. You do not have self defense mechanism. Animals, instinct, Freud have come to mind, but you do not even have an instinctual approach.

As a dog, you should give credit to the bread which you ate. You should become the labourer. You’re a communist dog, a Marxist dog. Did you understand? All the dogs and all animals are the leftists in my sight. But I did not see that light inside you. In an another time when I come back, I want to find you a little bit more concentrated, a bit more involved in life, a little more literated, so with more philosophical approaches into the life.

According to WD, the young man at video is not right. WD says that he wished he’d like to meet him, and say some things about humans and especially cats to him too. And WD added,”this video is very insulting, and we are not going to learn how is to be a laborer from the human kind!”

Also, I am wondering where does the cat go by running in high speed in 1:07 minutes at video. Maybe, it understood what the young man said and it goes to notify to the other cats.:)

Happy 2nd anniversary with you all, my Earthling friends!

-Another year gone away, WD. Do you realize how many things that we’ve experienced into this second year?

-Yes, we have seen too much things and experinced… What! What are you talking about, you alien! You never keep your promises that you gave me!

-Really? Do I make this?

-Yes! What do you think, Migo! Last year you gave me a promise, and according to your words I was going to share more post, but you had occupied our blog during last year! I took many emails from my dear, beloved, precious, amazing, valuable, unique…

-WD, will you finish your praise adjectives about your followers?

-You are jealous Migo! Right now, even if right now, you interrupt my words and try to intervene between me and my followers which they are very beloved, precious, amazing, valuable, unique, and so many features that they do have!

-Okay, okay. This year WD, you will have more area and more posts. You do what you want, this is your choice. But today, at this happy day, drinks are on you, WD.

-Again! Last year I did do the same! Migo, you never listen to me! If I hadn’t big emotional heart I would have left you in a moment. What will I do with you, alien! I want to scream! What was my sin and bone-god gave me you in this world! I don’t deserve this! I deserve the beatiful lady dogs, good human and animal friends, good foods, good drinks, but not aliens! As the most intelligent and handsome dog on Earth, I am…

Yes, WD is still talking. 🙂 As you can see my Earthling friends, everything seems same more or less on our side. And thank you all because WD and I have found you all on this lonely planet and share many things! Thank you all of you!

-Shut up Migo!
-Also my Earthling friends, you were aware that WD has very similar behaviors with the red hair muppet at upper video.
-Who’s still talking, Migo!
-Wow! This was good WD, this has been really kick on my face:)

Summer’s end

I don’t like the summer. The reason of this is not the same reason with Migo’s. Migo doesn’t like the summer because of it is hot. But I don’t like because of I would be alone with a broken heart, even a heart which was broken brutally at the end of the each summer! You know me anymore, my dear followers. I am a very emotional and sensitive dog. Okay, I am handsome and intelligent at the same time, but this is not a subject currently; or is it? Anyway, I don’t know.

This summer had also started with great expectations, and it ended likewise with frustrated. How unfortunate dog I am! Don’t I deserve a love which is being a subject of big love such as Romeo-Juliet! (Oh, no! their end wasn’t good, they had died at the result of great silliness) But still, I do have riot against my destiny!

Anyway, I did have great hopes about this summer again. In the begining of summer, I was trying to keep Migo under observation and trying to discover how Migo sent the signals to his alien friends, like the other times. Of course some of you remember that, I am doing this for creating the material for my ongoing enlightening project, so for my magnificent book “I’ve lived terrible days with an alien” that I talked about a long time ago in “The unknown series with WD“. Of course this is a very tough job. I watch, I observe, I follow and take note of any suspicious movement of him. Nothing was not usual lately. He was very well camouflaged of himself as an alien!

I was getting pissed off while Migo was continuing his normal life. I began to study over whatever he did. One day, at the WordPress pages, (Yes! it is right here! How terrible isn’t it, in front of all our eyes!) I caught him while he was looking at the stats-insights-posting activity. Yeah, I caught him, because he closed the page into rush. Even though I say it myself I do have eyes like a hawk!

The next day when he made the same thing, I started to study to this page. What was on this page! There is a graphic like that:

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This graphic shows that the number of the posts at the day scale. Okay, but, Migo is a smart alien; doesn’t he know how many post he added in each day? I suspected that something is wrong.

A few days later, when Migo wasn’t around, I opened the page and started to examination. At the graphic, there are the tiny boxes, some were full and dark, some of them was empty and white. If I asked Migo, I believe that he was going to deny! Already denying is a thing which Migo admitted too often in the face of my questions about his alien friends! No matter how much evidence I put in front of him, he denies always! Now, you can make his defense. “Migo is good, he is good alien,” you can say. But how much we know him? He didn’t share a photo of his origin planet with us. Even he doesn’t have a single selfie photo of him and his alien friends! But we belive in his words, and his alien friends are innocent, huh! By the way, he says he is a communist. But there is not any union which he connected! Funny! These all are Migo’s camouflages!

In fact, okay, I shouldn’t be too much unfair. Migo may seem harmless. But even if he looks harmless, this alien should be observed. Maybe even he is not aware of how dangerous he is. Maybe, his so-called alien friends have put a chip in his brain, and when the day comes, his invader alien friends will activate to this chip! Nobody knows this, even himself!

All right, yes, you may be right, Migo seems harmless. He has not got light saber, he is not shapeshifter, he cannot melt the iron with his eyes, so shortly he has not got any charming ability for an alien. Only, he has got a spaceship; but I doubt in even that. Because Migo’s spaceship looks like a junk which was taken from the second hand vehicle market. Even maybe, this junk spaceship may have been stolen from a junkyard on a planet. And maybe some space bandits or space police had pursued to Migo! When they arrived to our beloved planet Earth, will they catch only Migo! No way! They will invade Earth! And all of this will be due to Migo! So, including Migo all we don’t know anything!

As a result of all these possibilities in mind, I wouldn’t ask him what was in posting activity page. I had have the weight of the world on my shoulders, not only myself! It must have been something on the page attracted his attention, but what was it!

I started to examine immediately. What was the meaning of these dark-blue boxes? The first thing came to my mind was to uncover a word series of combining from these dark tiny boxes. But it emerged something like that:

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That was meaningless!

At the moment that I gave up, Migo called me. He said we were going to the beach. This was an oppurtunity for me, because I wanted to break and to open new places in my brain to produce. We went to the beach together. But I didn’t have any idea that I will meet the lady dog in my dreams at that day!

Migo has directly jumped to the sea. He never stays out the sea already. I did lay down under the parasol; I was sure that the iodine smell of the sea would revive my brain soon. But I smelt another scent on the air with a slight breeze. I raised my head unwittingly. What is that! The world’s beatiful dog was coming! Even she wasn’t walking, she wasn’t running; that lady dog was coming by dancing! I swear that I have seen her dancing like the dancer at this video!

 

I had never seen her before in this area. This lady dog was not on my list either. Who was this beauty! Where was she from? Where was she going? Would she accept my friendship offer? I wonder how I looks at that moment! I did slowly stand up the sand; looked at myself, well I was not a bad day. I began to imagine what we can do in our first meeting with her. Which books she likes to read? Or does she like to drink beer? A lot of questions! Migo would come soon, and we would turn back home. I had to find a way to achieve that beauty. I made my move to go next to her. My heart was beating like boom. What was I gonna say to her?

“You’re very pretty,” No, this wouldn’t be good, it would be a very superficial approach.

“I know there is a very nice view, do you want to know that place?” Yes it could be. This would show that I was about the environment. Okay! I was going to say this to her.

I started to approach at the slow paws. One step, two steps, but my legs were trembling. I took one more step, there was only two or three steps had left between me and her. But Migo, this horrible alien called me! Damn!

“We’re going WD. Are you coming?”

I returned involuntarily. The timing of the Migo was great, as usual! My dreams were destroyed at that time. I didn’t know that I will see her again or not. I turned my head and last time I have looked at her. That moment I caught her eye! With Migo’s call, she had looked at me! My heart was gonna explode! But if I was not turning back with Migo, then I would show a creepy beheave. And I kept my hopes for the next days.

Days passed but I have never seen her again! All because of Migo’s fault! I more focused on observing Migo! I studied more this page. I am working in these days something different solution came to my mind. It’s binary code! Yes! Migo is always good with the numbers! That’s why the secret of this page should be this! I give the numbers to the tiny boxes acoording to colors(to the dark ones 1, empty ones 0).

Until today, something like that emerged out:

00001001

01110000

00001000

00001000

00000000

0100

0111

the binary code web page gives this as equation:

8192 + 4096 + 1024 + 128 + 16 + 8 + 1

This should be a planet coordination or something like that! I don’t know yet! But I will figure it out! I will emerge how Migo send the signals to his invader alien friends!

This is already only way to forget the my big love at this summer…

-What are you doing WD?

-I was telling about my big love at this summer to my dear followers!

-Hmm, that’s nice lady dog, you have talked about. Do you know I have seen recently her human friend. He and her turned back to their home yesterday.

-What!

-?

-So, do you know her and her human friend, and you didn’t say anything to me, Migo!

-You didn’t ask WD.

-Do you have any idea how much pain I lived because of her in this summer. Even I couldn’t sleep many nights because of her! But you bad alien, you don’t say anything to me.

-If you asked I would tell; what is big problem in here I don’t understand.

-Migo, you are a typical alien, you will never understand the creatures on this planet! I will not speak with you until this year’s end.

-Really! It is good:)

-Damn you Migo!

 

WD in charge anymore!

Migo is sick. Last month he was sick already, he had otitis media. Recently he felt fine after using antibiotics. But, he saw the people who swim last weekend, and he jumped to the sea. I said to him “Don’t Migo, don’t jump, who knows how many bacteria inside the sea anymore, maybe when you’re in the sea, you come across with a refugee, please don’t!”

He didn’t listen to me. Actually I didn’t say all these. I had calculated that if Migo went to sea, he could be a sick and I could catch the opportunity to be only one authority of our blog. Yes, I am right again. Already, if I warned to him, he would never listen to me!

His nose is flowing like a fountain. And he hardly breathe.

I waited to this day too much.

After now, I am in charge! For remembering who I am?

I am as brave as Don Guixote!

I am intelligence as Archimedes!

I am handsome as Casanova!

And many feature I have, but these are the first came to my mind.

Here we are together again, you and me so most handsome, intelligence and brave dog of Earth, WD!

Some tips for surviving at World War III

 

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As you know, my dear readers, there’s little time left to World War III. Yesterday I did a lot of research. And as smart, wise and emotionally dog, in here I saw fit to give some tips about the WW3. You ask why? Of course, to save you! Already, if the dogs had not been on this planet, the people wouldn’t have taken even one step!

Anyway, I have to be calm for the sake of Earth!

First of all, Switzerland will be neutral zone again; so going to Switzerland could be a solution before the war. If you couldn’t go and stayed in the middle of war, here is to do list.

Never and never join an alliance which Germany and Turkey are in together. History shows that the result of these two countries’s alliance always defeated. If you are in the military of a country of this alliance, you can change your side, no problem. I don’t think anyone would blame you because of that.

To use Made in China antiaircraft can be dangerous, there is possibility that it explodes in the air without reaching the target. If possible, choose not to use.

If you’re fighting against Japanese, you need to calm down more than usual. Because, you can shoot accidentally someone who wants to make peace. As we know well from Japanese Animes, Japanese are the people who are yelling at the most emotional moments, even in their internal feuds. Be careful, don’t kill that Japanese who may be next hero that will build world peace.

Remember Call of Duty game during the war, and you give priority to use the weapons that you used in the game. When you see many things that you learned from the game, you can be surprised.

Forget Lao Tzu’s words about the philosophical war art. Today, they are not useful. There are more new techniques in today’s. For example, I talk about a technique accepted by the war historians no longer. It’s called “Obi-Wan kick ass technique.” Each of us, we remember final battle scene among Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker at the third episode. How Obi-Wan had won round? By taking high himself! Obi-Wan had warned to Anakin at the last second even with these words:
“It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!”

This is the proof that you will win if you are high during the combat. If you’re in a flat land, you dig the pit quickly and throw the enemy into it. In any case you find a way to stay high!

Don’t worry about the religions. If you notice that you will be caught by bigot Muslims, immediately you find a circumciser. If you were caught by bigot Christians, then you can say “I was born as Muslim, but I have changed religion, I am Christian now, plus I can help your church with my money”. So, forget the religious rules, the important thing is to survive! Already you think God wants this; if you don’t live, the number of God’s followers will be reduced, and it doesn’t suit his book.

In today, wars are not limited with the fronts anymore. There are also some things you can do from the battlefront when you don’t fight.

As you know, the war makes the rich more richer and makes the poor more poorer. But my friend, you’re not rich! That’s why you battle chest to chest at front! But there are some formulas make you rich on a small scale. For example, you fought all day, in the evening with at least 20 people in the military barrack, of course you can not easily sleep. Evaluate this time! You will immediately go on the internet. You can broadcast the emotional and sorrow videos that you shot within today with combining a song such as “imagine” over YouTube. Video title might be “Brother! This is not your fault; this is not my fault” for example. When the video gets rating record, you can be YouTube rich; of course if you were not dead still during the war.

On the other hand, you can open a signature campaign “the war must end” on change.org. In this way, you can show how sensitive you are, and you might be a hero among the girls.

-Is there any tips for me, WD?
-Oh, here you’re. These all are also valid for you Migo, but you don’t worry yet.
-Why? If there will be war…
-Slow Migo, slow. First of all, if the war breaks out, there are some rules. First of all, active human soldiers fight, after them the retired soldiers will be called, after them the extraterrestrials will be called to the war.
-If I get that call, WD?
-Don’t worry, I am with you Migo, even at the war. Do you think I will leave you alone into the human wars! Kidding me! Already we know that my war videos would be more popular than yours!

 

There is a resistance at this blog!

My beloved readers, I am in great distress. If you ask why, it’s because of Migo and his fascist and wrong management of our blog.

I would like to explain briefly. As you know, at the end of every year, every WordPress blogger takes the annual report sent by WordPress. Yes I am talking about the report which set off fireworks! Many bloggers published these reports in own page. If you’ve realized, Migo hasn’t published. Of course none of you doesn’t know what kind a report was sent us.

Firstly, there wasn’t any firework in our report. I opened the report with the enthusiasm. My eyes had been locked to the screen. Migo didn’t care, but I had focused on it. In front there were drying and fallen leaves which seemed like zombi leaves, the background was dark as Gotham City. Death March was playing. Ok, I should admit that there was no music, but I could have sworn as being honest dog, I heard that moment!

And you know, as I saw at the notes which have been written by wp, there were metaphors such as Louvre Museum or NYC subway. Kind of “NYC subway train holds …. people ,this blog was viewed about …. times, if it were NYC subway train it would take … trips to carry”. Do you know what was written for our blog?

Here it is what we’ve taken:
“Any ship cannot go to the North Pole during the winter season. But there is a ship which is able to do this, nuclear ice-breaking ship for breaking ice. Its crew also is 140 people. Unfortunatelly the figure of your blog view is even no closer to that number!”

At that moment I wanted to cry but I could not! I was so angry. Migo isn’t attentive to our blog. Every day I look at who’s reading to which post or visit. Thank goodness at least one article Migo wrote last year and it has got visitors in every day, its about Nazis and Lebensborn children. If this post wasn’t, any people wouldn’t visit. Even to cheer me up, I started to look at monthly visitors figure instead of daily. But right now, even it is deplorable!

For example, look at Migo’s posts since Christmas. All full politics, grief and pain. Who cares about these! People don’t want to read like these. It should be more remarkable things. I need to take the dominance in here for achieving my goals, so for showing of the dogs can be more popular than cats and of course for more lady dogs and beer and food.

I hope you hear my voice, my beloved readers. I boycott to Migo from beginning today. At least twice Migo will give me the right to write in a month, or I will open my own blog. But I do not want to leave Migo as very emotional and sensitive dog, because I don’t want to leave this alien alone on this planet.

Anyway, if you are with me on my resistance, step forward!

My love life

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While approaching a new year, I am thinking about my past love life as a handsome and emotional dog. Who knows, how many female dog heart has been broken by me?

I did not have a steady relationship at all. Actually, I’m not a picky or racist dog. I do not like to assess to the lady dogs according to their races. But of course there are some features I’m looking for. But so far I have not found all of them in one female dog. Yes, I guess, I’m a perfectionist dog.

When I didn’t find a match, I had decided to apply the blessings of the internet age. There are some dating sites on the Internet. Some dog owners put the pictures of their dogs for causing to mate via internet. But it’s not easy to find mates on the internet. Because, I think the owners already made photoshop to the pictures of these dogs. Mostly, I’ve always shocked when I went to the date. While I was in front of the screen of computer with admiring (like at the picture above on this post), to see these dogs in real  was complete disappointment. And of course, this one-night stand is not area of my interest. In addition, to live by knowing that my illegitimate children are around, is too annoying!

A friend of mine had experienced this. He was proud to be father of at least 15 puppies. Then what happened to him? The families of puppies wanted alimony, he is penniless right now. I do not have any such problems.

My biggest worry is that the lady dog I wanted to get closer has often a psychological problem. As follows,

They are too dependent to their owners, and this is clearly to be diffident. All female dogs that I offered living together, they left me and went to their owner in maximum 15 minutes. I always felt myself used!

If the stray dogs do have more anarchy; monogamy is not for them.

Besides, all they are feeling themselves lack of self-confidence near me who has high culture dog; I am aware. But there is nothing I can do, they can already choose to read books or watch movies, instead of chasing stupid cats!

Finally, I decided to write and share this situation with my beloved readers. I made a list. Here it is, what a handsome and intelligence dog is looking for the opposite sex?

– She must have shiny hair and beautiful eyes. But please, wouldn’t be Husky. I don’t even understand that they smile or not from their eyes!

– She must read especially these 3 short novels and stories! Thus, we will have a common point that we can share and talk.

Firstly, “Red Dog” written by Louis de Bernières
Secondly, “Philosopher or Dog?” written by Machado de Assis
Third one, “The dog” written by Friedrich Dürrenmatt

– She should love to walk near coast and to drink beer. Ok, even if she doesn’t drink beer, she can be my companion without making a sound while I am drinking or licking beer boxes.

– Absolutely, she must be anti-capitalist and must avoid take-home foods. She shouldn’t jump over every kind of foods like cats!
And..

-What are you doing WD?
-What Migo! What am I doing? Nothing!
-Are you looking for a mate online?
-This is not your business Migo! Besides, this is my blog too! I do what I want, I don’t need to answer to you!
– Is this your writing that you prepared for your mates?
– Put it down Migo!
– Hmmm, you forgot to mention that you took a bit of weight and you’re a nervous dog.
– What! Did I take weight? Am I nervous! I’ll show you right now, Migo!
-Yes WD, you’re already very calm as usual 🙂

The unknown series with WD, Part II

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Yes, I am here again with unknown facts about Migo. This time I caught a very big fish. I found out the document that Migo’s employer has commissioned him. In fact, it was not difficult. I rummaged several drawers, and that was under my eyes!

I was very angry when I found the document. But I had to control my anger. If I’d make Migo feel, I knew that he would not tell me the truth. Yes, I am talking about to yell him as usual “you came to invade this planet!”.

As being an intelligent, smart and handsome dog, I’ve followed new method in this time. Of course, I made these for the entire planet goodness. You owe me a lot, you can thank me later, no problem.

And the event was as follows.

– Migo, what is this document?

– Is it! The document about the authorized me by Galactic Council.

– Very interesting. I thought all of them was product of your imagination. (you see dear readers, how wise move I am doing)

-Then WD, to find that document is meant to will increase confidence in me.

– Of Course, I already trust you at all times (my readers, it will not hurt to tell a little lie). Migo, what does the Russian text mean in here? And who is this dog? It is not me certainly!

– Let me explain you. The first signal that Galactic Council received from planet Earth was the signal that Laika rocket launched. Council immediately examined it. Besides, Laika was examined as a species. Laika was very smart and had high senses. This situation has impacted to Council. The planet Earth was probably an important place, if it is ruled by such creatures like Laika.

– ruled by whom!

– Yes, Galactic Council had thought that the planet Earth was ruled by the dogs. The people should have been a lower species which served under the dogs. Because mankind was not as smart as dogs.

– Despite they seem like smartass according to what they wrote in the document, I loved this Council! Then Migo, what happened?

– I was already searching my friends at space, you know. This searching has taken long time. Because of this, I looked for a job at space. I saw the job posting of Galactic Council one day. I took their exam. For them my degree of exam was acceptable and they assigned me. Certificate was written over the language which was on the Laika’s rocket. You know, it is Russian. “Space Workers” was written in Russian. My goal was to go to planet Earth, interacting with dogs and learn the planet. But when I came here I saw that everything was different. They decided to change my job several times when Council learned the truths. To learn what human being is, has been quite a shock for them.

– So, you always contact with them. You tell everything about the planet to the Council. (my readers, you see, again I am doing smart move)

– Of course. Or else, how could I get my salary. To live on planet Earth is hard. Already my salary is very low in proportion to many planet. But there isn’t any union which I can apply. I have to wait 78 years, as written inside the document.

– That union issue. Again Migo, you’re trying to endear yourself to the Earthlings, aren’t you! (Yes, again, I could not resist)

– How?

– A Galactic Council which has made plans to invade the planet Earth, has assigned to you. You are collecting informations among the people and dogs. You convey these informations to the council. And you’re waiting that everyone believes in you are just innocent ordinary worker!

– But WD!

– No Migo, facts surfaced now! You cannot cover up. I was right, and your main goal has came to the light anymore!

…After little silence…

– Well, I am gonna open a beer. Do you want WD?

– Is the pope a catholic! The beer is cold enough, isn’t it?

– Yes.

Even if Migo thinks to mislead me, I am putting our conversation and this certificate here. I will continue to expose the true face of Migo!