Who needs care?

Migo is sick for last two-three days, I guess he got flu, because his nose flows like waterfall. We cannot go out too much and go around as much as I wanted, especially yesterday and today. Just we are going out for my pee, and turning back quickly. To extend the time when we are out there, my efforts to reach the farthest tree to pee, have failed. Migo didn’t buy it! I cannot see beautiful lady dogs due to lack of the time. I am in a horrible situation! I am bored. I miss my days before three days ago! This is not a life what I want; I need attention which will come from lady dogs!

-The one who is sick is me, but you need care, is that so WD?
-Why were you suprised, Migo! I am the most handsome and wise dog on earth, but I am sure there are plenty of your kind at outer space! You are not special in this case!

 

Flu

I don’t have any idea where all liquids come from Migo’s body! Migo’s nose, eyes, all are leaking the weird liquids. All extraterrestrials are like Migo, when they sick? Maybe this could be a clue about how Earthlings can deal with Extraterrestrials when they come and invade our planet. They are weak against our viruses and bacteries; hey I am telling you Earth scientists, who say life has begun at outer space! If it had been like that, extraterrestrials would have been very powerful against the Earth’ sickness!

Anyway, today is the third day of Migo’s flu. I am bored already now. Before than Migo has been very busy-also we know that when Migo’s busy, Migo doesn’t see anything except the works he focused, including me unfortunately-, and I didn’t do anything exciting for last 10 days according to my figures. This is injustice!

I am the most intelligence, well-informed and emotinal dog on the Earth! And I stucked between Migo’s flu and world issues; so my world issues, beers, beatiful lady dogs and good foods! I want to return to all my world issues immediately!

Being a dentist of a shark

Last 1,5 days, I am feeling myself like in the character of this cartoon. I have a cold, and Earthlings run away from me:) In my opinion, the extraterrestrials shouldn’t be sick, especially flu on the planet Earth. My bones are shaking, my fever is always up according to my species, approximately about 58:) I have a head ache. And I am feeling myself in a dream. Endless dream, in like the movie “Inception”, but I am awake. I realized when I am awake, I can dream 5 level down. I don’t know what it means, but I guess it is not good thing:) Last time, I was in 5th level that dream I was keeping war crimes list of Earth, then I found my self in 4th level; and a big grey shark was telling me “I didn’t do this crime, Jaws is a black propaganda movie for sharks.” It had opened its mounth so much that I found myself as being a dentist for its in 3rd level. I was pulling its tooth. It is continuing different shapes over and over again for last 1,5 days. But in every time, my dreams begin with the war crimes list of Earth.

And according to my account I will get better in 1,5 days. Yes, our species can calculate our illness time:)