-Another year gone away, WD. Do you realize how many things that we’ve experienced into this second year?
-Yes, we have seen too much things and experinced… What! What are you talking about, you alien! You never keep your promises that you gave me!
-Really? Do I make this?
-Yes! What do you think, Migo! Last year you gave me a promise, and according to your words I was going to share more post, but you had occupied our blog during last year! I took many emails from my dear, beloved, precious, amazing, valuable, unique…
-WD, will you finish your praise adjectives about your followers?
-You are jealous Migo! Right now, even if right now, you interrupt my words and try to intervene between me and my followers which they are very beloved, precious, amazing, valuable, unique, and so many features that they do have!
-Okay, okay. This year WD, you will have more area and more posts. You do what you want, this is your choice. But today, at this happy day, drinks are on you, WD.
-Again! Last year I did do the same! Migo, you never listen to me! If I hadn’t big emotional heart I would have left you in a moment. What will I do with you, alien! I want to scream! What was my sin and bone-god gave me you in this world! I don’t deserve this! I deserve the beatiful lady dogs, good human and animal friends, good foods, good drinks, but not aliens! As the most intelligent and handsome dog on Earth, I am…
Yes, WD is still talking. 🙂 As you can see my Earthling friends, everything seems same more or less on our side. And thank you all because WD and I have found you all on this lonely planet and share many things! Thank you all of you!
-Shut up Migo!
-Also my Earthling friends, you were aware that WD has very similar behaviors with the red hair muppet at upper video.
-Who’s still talking, Migo!
-Wow! This was good WD, this has been really kick on my face:)
I don’t like the summer. The reason of this is not the same reason with Migo’s. Migo doesn’t like the summer because of it is hot. But I don’t like because of I would be alone with a broken heart, even a heart which was broken brutally at the end of the each summer! You know me anymore, my dear followers. I am a very emotional and sensitive dog. Okay, I am handsome and intelligent at the same time, but this is not a subject currently; or is it? Anyway, I don’t know.
This summer had also started with great expectations, and it ended likewise with frustrated. How unfortunate dog I am! Don’t I deserve a love which is being a subject of big love such as Romeo-Juliet! (Oh, no! their end wasn’t good, they had died at the result of great silliness) But still, I do have riot against my destiny!
Anyway, I did have great hopes about this summer again. In the begining of summer, I was trying to keep Migo under observation and trying to discover how Migo sent the signals to his alien friends, like the other times. Of course some of you remember that, I am doing this for creating the material for my ongoing enlightening project, so for my magnificent book “I’ve lived terrible days with an alien” that I talked about a long time ago in “The unknown series with WD“. Of course this is a very tough job. I watch, I observe, I follow and take note of any suspicious movement of him. Nothing was not usual lately. He was very well camouflaged of himself as an alien!
I was getting pissed off while Migo was continuing his normal life. I began to study over whatever he did. One day, at the WordPress pages, (Yes! it is right here! How terrible isn’t it, in front of all our eyes!) I caught him while he was looking at the stats-insights-posting activity. Yeah, I caught him, because he closed the page into rush. Even though I say it myself I do have eyes like a hawk!
The next day when he made the same thing, I started to study to this page. What was on this page! There is a graphic like that:
This graphic shows that the number of the posts at the day scale. Okay, but, Migo is a smart alien; doesn’t he know how many post he added in each day? I suspected that something is wrong.
A few days later, when Migo wasn’t around, I opened the page and started to examination. At the graphic, there are the tiny boxes, some were full and dark, some of them was empty and white. If I asked Migo, I believe that he was going to deny! Already denying is a thing which Migo admitted too often in the face of my questions about his alien friends! No matter how much evidence I put in front of him, he denies always! Now, you can make his defense. “Migo is good, he is good alien,” you can say. But how much we know him? He didn’t share a photo of his origin planet with us. Even he doesn’t have a single selfie photo of him and his alien friends! But we belive in his words, and his alien friends are innocent, huh! By the way, he says he is a communist. But there is not any union which he connected! Funny! These all are Migo’s camouflages!
In fact, okay, I shouldn’t be too much unfair. Migo may seem harmless. But even if he looks harmless, this alien should be observed. Maybe even he is not aware of how dangerous he is. Maybe, his so-called alien friends have put a chip in his brain, and when the day comes, his invader alien friends will activate to this chip! Nobody knows this, even himself!
All right, yes, you may be right, Migo seems harmless. He has not got light saber, he is not shapeshifter, he cannot melt the iron with his eyes, so shortly he has not got any charming ability for an alien. Only, he has got a spaceship; but I doubt in even that. Because Migo’s spaceship looks like a junk which was taken from the second hand vehicle market. Even maybe, this junk spaceship may have been stolen from a junkyard on a planet. And maybe some space bandits or space police had pursued to Migo! When they arrived to our beloved planet Earth, will they catch only Migo! No way! They will invade Earth! And all of this will be due to Migo! So, including Migo all we don’t know anything!
As a result of all these possibilities in mind, I wouldn’t ask him what was in posting activity page. I had have the weight of the world on my shoulders, not only myself! It must have been something on the page attracted his attention, but what was it!
I started to examine immediately. What was the meaning of these dark-blue boxes? The first thing came to my mind was to uncover a word series of combining from these dark tiny boxes. But it emerged something like that:
That was meaningless!
At the moment that I gave up, Migo called me. He said we were going to the beach. This was an oppurtunity for me, because I wanted to break and to open new places in my brain to produce. We went to the beach together. But I didn’t have any idea that I will meet the lady dog in my dreams at that day!
Migo has directly jumped to the sea. He never stays out the sea already. I did lay down under the parasol; I was sure that the iodine smell of the sea would revive my brain soon. But I smelt another scent on the air with a slight breeze. I raised my head unwittingly. What is that! The world’s beatiful dog was coming! Even she wasn’t walking, she wasn’t running; that lady dog was coming by dancing! I swear that I have seen her dancing like the dancer at this video!
I had never seen her before in this area. This lady dog was not on my list either. Who was this beauty! Where was she from? Where was she going? Would she accept my friendship offer? I wonder how I looks at that moment! I did slowly stand up the sand; looked at myself, well I was not a bad day. I began to imagine what we can do in our first meeting with her. Which books she likes to read? Or does she like to drink beer? A lot of questions! Migo would come soon, and we would turn back home. I had to find a way to achieve that beauty. I made my move to go next to her. My heart was beating like boom. What was I gonna say to her?
“You’re very pretty,” No, this wouldn’t be good, it would be a very superficial approach.
“I know there is a very nice view, do you want to know that place?” Yes it could be. This would show that I was about the environment. Okay! I was going to say this to her.
I started to approach at the slow paws. One step, two steps, but my legs were trembling. I took one more step, there was only two or three steps had left between me and her. But Migo, this horrible alien called me! Damn!
“We’re going WD. Are you coming?”
I returned involuntarily. The timing of the Migo was great, as usual! My dreams were destroyed at that time. I didn’t know that I will see her again or not. I turned my head and last time I have looked at her. That moment I caught her eye! With Migo’s call, she had looked at me! My heart was gonna explode! But if I was not turning back with Migo, then I would show a creepy beheave. And I kept my hopes for the next days.
Days passed but I have never seen her again! All because of Migo’s fault! I more focused on observing Migo! I studied more this page. I am working in these days something different solution came to my mind. It’s binary code! Yes! Migo is always good with the numbers! That’s why the secret of this page should be this! I give the numbers to the tiny boxes acoording to colors(to the dark ones 1, empty ones 0).
Until today, something like that emerged out:
00001001
01110000
00001000
00001000
00000000
0100
0111
the binary code web page gives this as equation:
8192 + 4096 + 1024 + 128 + 16 + 8 + 1
This should be a planet coordination or something like that! I don’t know yet! But I will figure it out! I will emerge how Migo send the signals to his invader alien friends!
This is already only way to forget the my big love at this summer…
-What are you doing WD?
-I was telling about my big love at this summer to my dear followers!
-Hmm, that’s nice lady dog, you have talked about. Do you know I have seen recently her human friend. He and her turned back to their home yesterday.
-What!
-?
-So, do you know her and her human friend, and you didn’t say anything to me, Migo!
-You didn’t ask WD.
-Do you have any idea how much pain I lived because of her in this summer. Even I couldn’t sleep many nights because of her! But you bad alien, you don’t say anything to me.
-If you asked I would tell; what is big problem in here I don’t understand.
-Migo, you are a typical alien, you will never understand the creatures on this planet! I will not speak with you until this year’s end.
While approaching a new year, I am thinking about my past love life as a handsome and emotional dog. Who knows, how many female dog heart has been broken by me?
I did not have a steady relationship at all. Actually, I’m not a picky or racist dog. I do not like to assess to the lady dogs according to their races. But of course there are some features I’m looking for. But so far I have not found all of them in one female dog. Yes, I guess, I’m a perfectionist dog.
When I didn’t find a match, I had decided to apply the blessings of the internet age. There are some dating sites on the Internet. Some dog owners put the pictures of their dogs for causing to mate via internet. But it’s not easy to find mates on the internet. Because, I think the owners already made photoshop to the pictures of these dogs. Mostly, I’ve always shocked when I went to the date. While I was in front of the screen of computer with admiring (like at the picture above on this post), to see these dogs in real was complete disappointment. And of course, this one-night stand is not area of my interest. In addition, to live by knowing that my illegitimate children are around, is too annoying!
A friend of mine had experienced this. He was proud to be father of at least 15 puppies. Then what happened to him? The families of puppies wanted alimony, he is penniless right now. I do not have any such problems.
My biggest worry is that the lady dog I wanted to get closer has often a psychological problem. As follows,
They are too dependent to their owners, and this is clearly to be diffident. All female dogs that I offered living together, they left me and went to their owner in maximum 15 minutes. I always felt myself used!
If the stray dogs do have more anarchy; monogamy is not for them.
Besides, all they are feeling themselves lack of self-confidence near me who has high culture dog; I am aware. But there is nothing I can do, they can already choose to read books or watch movies, instead of chasing stupid cats!
Finally, I decided to write and share this situation with my beloved readers. I made a list. Here it is, what a handsome and intelligence dog is looking for the opposite sex?
– She must have shiny hair and beautiful eyes. But please, wouldn’t be Husky. I don’t even understand that they smile or not from their eyes!
– She must read especially these 3 short novels and stories! Thus, we will have a common point that we can share and talk.
Firstly, “Red Dog” written by Louis de Bernières
Secondly, “Philosopher or Dog?” written by Machado de Assis
Third one, “The dog” written by Friedrich Dürrenmatt
– She should love to walk near coast and to drink beer. Ok, even if she doesn’t drink beer, she can be my companion without making a sound while I am drinking or licking beer boxes.
– Absolutely, she must be anti-capitalist and must avoid take-home foods. She shouldn’t jump over every kind of foods like cats!
And..
-What are you doing WD?
-What Migo! What am I doing? Nothing!
-Are you looking for a mate online?
-This is not your business Migo! Besides, this is my blog too! I do what I want, I don’t need to answer to you!
– Is this your writing that you prepared for your mates?
– Put it down Migo!
– Hmmm, you forgot to mention that you took a bit of weight and you’re a nervous dog.
– What! Did I take weight? Am I nervous! I’ll show you right now, Migo!
-Yes WD, you’re already very calm as usual 🙂
Immediately after the decision of Migo, we came next to it’s rattletrap spaceship. Migo told about going a planet which is far far away to Earth. I have to confess, it scared me. I’ve look that junk ship and after Migo’s face. How could this junk ship lead us to another galaxy! Even it would be miracle if it can go to next street. It wasn’t any way to go with Migo under these conditions. But it seemed sad. Being an intelligence, smart and sensitive dog I had to be with Migo. But it still, I had to be prudent.
-Migo, how will we go, so with this ship? Can it fly, are you sure? Do you remember last time when you check this vehicle inspection? Do we have enough fuel? Is there any automatic pilot? If anything will happen to you, how can I go back if there isn’t any automatic pilot? You know there is a limit of my trust to aliens. How can I be sure you will not any test over me!
Actually I had tons of question, but Migo interrupted and said me “don’t worry, we won’t use this ship during all our journey.”
-What! Are you crazy! I know every alien is little bit crazy but… Do you know any idea what you talked about! If we won’t use this space ship, what do you expect? Oh no, you, you mentioned about space walk, didn’t you! No way! To walk at space with any alien including you! Are you crazy!
-Think WD, that planet is not close enough with any space walk, just think. Already any celestial body is not within walking distance with each other. This would be ridiculous. Please be patient. You will see.
Obviously, Migo had a plan. Although I don’t trust, I should have been with Migo with this journey. And I’ve stopped asking.
We boarded the ship. Migo pressed a few buttons. I heard a small shock. We passed through a vortex and came on top of a huge comet after. Yes, the screen was in front of me, I knew that this was comet. But what the hell is that!
Migo turned to me and smiled.
-WD, this is our second vehicle which we will use to go at this journey.
-What! So, we will go over a comet?
-This is a cheap way to travel to planets. Right now Earthlings don’t know to do this. Already they don’t have any tech about this. Besides this is a very special comet. This is Lovejoy with describing of Earthlings.
-Is that alcoholic comet! Wow Migo! Why did you say anything? I would have prepared myself.
-Don’t worry, there is nothing necessary to prepare yourself. You will see.
According to scientists Lovejoy is releasing as much alcohol as in at least 500 bottles of wine every second during its peak activity. This had been my dream, when I’ve heard this news first. If I came close very enough to lovejoy, I would make the most of it. Free alcohol: this is a dream of every smart dog on Earth!
When we landed the lovejoy, two aliens showed out immediately. They seemed like harmless, but when they flushed some kind of gas to our faces, I remember that I yelled to them .”What the hell you doing!”
-WD, you should be calm down. If they do not flush this gas, we cannot take breath on this comet. This is for our goodness.
They may have changed my genetics with this gas? Or even now, DNA of world’s most handsome and intelligent dog could have been sold at the space’s black market. But on the other side, I was on a comet that gives 500 liter free wine per minute. So the choice was not difficult, and I didn’t yell more.
Then Migo and I sat down a bench in an open area. It looked like bench, but the flexible pipes were poking out of it’s sides. They were connected to ground. When we seated, I knew immediately that we can drink as much as we want from these pipes. It’s like, you think like hookah. And, at the area except of us, there were dozens of different types aliens. We were aliens for them also. As if we were the hundreds of aliens who came to twenty-four-seven open bar for buckshee drink.
-The services of this spaceline is great, Migo! Such a customer satisfaction would never be at your junky spaceship.
But, Migo did not answer me. When careful looked I noticed that Migo already started drinking and singing. Yes voice was terrible but at least it was trying to sing.
“As I was a-walkin’ down by…
Early the morning though warm was the day,
When who should I see but one of my comrades…”
…
“Then beat the drum lonely and play your fife slowly
And sound the dead march as you carry me along…”
…
And I accompanied to Migo by changing some of the lyrics.
“His brave mind was still shining although his heart didn’t pulsate,
This my young comrade cut down in his prime…”
After the song, Migo started talking.
-An extraterrestrial shaman had told me one day that any creature doesn’t disappear in real means from this universe.
-Alien shamans!
-Of course WD, the human beings shamans are the people who actually follow the teachings of the alien shamans. Shamanism is an universal doctrine. Probably, this is the only true universal teaching among the people at Earth.
-Well, where they are going, if they don’t disapear?
-Here comes a number of physical arguments, WD. Time and space are not known-notions that Earthlings could not fully understood yet. In fact, at the space area we pass through inside the time, so all creatures do have transitivity. To understand this, we need to look the universe which is perceived in quantum physics and much larger universe more than this one.
-Too much scientific! Is there any movie which can tell us about this subject in 90 minutes, Migo?
-I don’t know, if there is one.
-So, briefly, what do you mean, Migo?
-The presence of people we reached, is not limited the universe we perceive. They still have a place with us in space and time, even if they lost their physical assets. Their traces are available in a way with our traces at this universe.
-If they are with us, why we make this journey?
-Because we can still leave traces without their physical assets. Also still, at the begining it’s hard to accept their physical absences. Plus, I wanted you give a travel gift over Lovejoy to you, WD.
-You should have said this at first! Migo, if you were not an ugly alien, I would kiss you right now! Then let’s change the song. Look here, there are song records, how about this one?
I chose the first song, it was amazing the guitar solo.
After that mostly we listened dozens fun song like this:
and we drank to the bottom. The universe above us was flowing by glittering. However, we had to turn back to Earth. Also, we should have left more trace together with our friends. We missed them. And I knew that Earth needs to my brilliant wisdom. Already, there wasn’t around a beautiful female alien dog on this comet. If it was, it could have had more fun. Anyway, maybe next time;)
I don’t know what I should say. Right now, I checked my emails and I saw an email came from our best friend newsfortherevolution , so our NFR. His fiance had written about him this line,
“He passed away today at home with his family beside him”
It is hard! It is very hard for me, I am sure and I know that it is very hard for yours also.
I am not sure what should I say.. Do you hear me, can you?
MY DEAR BEATIFUL HUMAN BEING FRIEND, DOSTUM, THERE WAS A SPACE TRIP THAT WE DIDN’T GO YET, DON’T YOU REMEMBER?
I don’t know… I can’t write anymore right now… I need a vodka.
“Dost” word is Turkish word. There is no correspond of this word in another language completely. “Dost” word is the combination of two words “friendship and brotherhood”, but it is more valuable and stronger than two of them. If you accepted to someone or some creature as “dost”, he/she/it would be your next in a life time, as being physical or not.
The beauty of life, is to share it with “dostlar.” Dostlar is plural form of dost word. Whether you’re from this planet or not, the important thing is what you have accumulated to your life with your dostlar.
The song at the video, which sang by Group Yorum, it tells very well to this. Song belongs a Turkish folk poet Asık Mahzuni Serif. Lyrics as follows:
Here! I am leaving, my black eyed
Even if the mountains line up in front of us
My bedevilment is my capital, my fortune is my bereavement
Even if my good fortune is getting worse
I want to walk around supreme mountains for long time
Dost left me into sorrow
I want to sing at devastated vineyards
Even if the heaven is brought in front of my foot
Group Yorum sang this song in their 25. anniversary concert that they gave in Istanbul-Inonu Stadium which is legendary stadium of Besiktas football team. That concert has occured with the participation of 55.000 people. I was not in here that days. Two years later, I watched Iron Maiden concert in Inonu Stadium in 26 July, 2013 with my dostlar. This was the last concert before this legendary stadium was destroyed. Even some of us had planned taking one or two seats of stadium out as souvenir. After all, they will go to garbage, they could be historical souvenir. But it couldn’t be possible:) Iron Maiden concert was great. Better yet, Iron Maiden concert was given the Gezi Park resistance days. Even all we sang the “Fear of the dark” as “Fear of the Park”. That was the spirit of resistance, and to live this with Iron Maiden was spectacular! Anyway, that’s another issue 🙂
If we return back to Group Yorum, they are legendary music band which has left-wing as you can understand with their songs. They render the Anatolian folk songs in an original way. Even their concerts were taken under review by state many times. Already, the state doesn’t like left-wing. There are many words of Nazim Hikmet or Asık Veysel inside their songs. Already, the state doesn’t like them either. Anti-imperialism is inside of their songs. For example, like this song:
We’ve never bent in front of you, while we hold our head high
We are standing in front of you.
We are owner this country as sons of this nation
You America, afraid of us
Hey you, the god of persecution
Nuisance of humanity
Get out get out America!
Get your hands off my bread, my honor
Get out America
Our scream is growing with independece fire
This homeland is ours!
We will throw out your tanks your soldiers your existence from our homeland!
Turkey was never independent from 1950’s to today’s. It has been under USA hegemony. Thousands of people who aware of this have resisted, have been tortured, and killed. And still they are resisting. And this song is “Yankee go home” song of Turkey.
Another “dost” song is “Dostum, dostum”. Dostum means “my dost”. And if you want to listen “Dostum dostum” song with Selda Bagcan, here it is
lyrics of “Dostum dostum”:
I am in such a place that
One of my side is blue moss, and it would become rough in blue waters
Dostum dostum my beatiful dost
What a worse line this is,
What a infuriating balance this is,
One of our side is dropping leaves
The other side of ours is blossom garden
An another “dost” song belongs to Asık Veysel: “Dostum, I don’t want to any wealth without you”. There are numerous songs that have written for “dost” in Anatolia.
I have made many “dost” in Turkey. I have made many “dost” who against imperialism in diffrent parts on this planet. We laughed a lot of with together. I learned a lot of things from them. I have lived many good things with them, and I am living still. Some of them lost their lives, they don’t breathe on this planet anymore. But even if they breathe or not, wherever I go, they are always with me.
…Getting access to the registration system of Migarium
…Update records in the date of 2015 – planet Earth
…Universal data provider date 51 222 003
…Entering the system
I would argue that it was a cold day. Yes, that day I left the planet which calls as “home” by human being, was a cold day. But it was not much different for ours because of our planet has always been cold.
While I was talking about “us”, who we are, or what we are? Our total number is seven. Actually, it was seven. We lost one of us. The other two, they disappeared when they went to look for lost one. They sent me to search for those who disappeared. The other three made registrant to Galactic Council without my notice; they did not even talk to me about this. They’ve saved only the registration and authorization to my system. When I said I did not want to leave, they tried to explain it politely. I wanted to hide but there was no place to hide in my planet.
The place that you see in the picture is my planet; the planet which has got only one structure. Where you can hide in here?
“What a nonsense, Migo!”
…Stop records
…Cut the data flow
…Pausing system supply
“Were you in here, WD?”
“I was here, of course Migo. What were you thinking! Do you think that you can do tricks behind me back?”
“I just wanted to tell from the beginning of my journey about how I came.”
“That’s why you’re telling a fancy story. Ok, the parts about you’re afraid may be right. Already you’re not brave type like me. Actually this is not your fault; no one can be brave like me, anyway. But they threw you out the planet officially, kicked you out Migo! Maybe there are still footprints behind you, hahavhav”
“There are no footprints behind me, WD. What are you talking about? I am telling truths in accordance with my database. There is not any incorrect operation.”
“Here’s typical alien speech! You show that you’re not from this planet just in two minutes. The truths are relative on this planet.”
“But you’ve said that before, the rights people believe are relative, not truths.”
“Did I say this? Wow, I am very philosophical dog. To remember my feature to my readers, was good. And, ok, I did say this. But this is the thing what the Earthlings can use, not aliens. There are the rules about this.”
“What?”
“Yes, you were thinking there was only Galactic Council rule book. But there is another rule book. The name is… What was the name? Hmmm…”
“WD, can I finish this record?”
“Of course, you can. Go on.”
...Re-entry into the system
…Data flow begins
…
“Oh, my bones god! Do you see this, Migo!”
“What should I see, WD?”
“That cat is digging the soil. In a little while, it will piss or pass feces. We must stop that cat!”
“It’s a natural thing WD, the cats do it all the time. And, you stopped my records for this?”
“You are missing the point, you alien! That cat is digging the place where I buried my bone last night! I have to save my bone from its urine or feces! Actually we have to save, Migo!”
“Are you sure this is the right point?”
“I am sure, but I cannot give the exactly right coordinates! Migo, don’t you have x-ray vision or something like that. Of course you don’t have. If you have you can see.”
“I don’t have but I do have my records. You didn’t go out the garden last night, or last three nights.”
“Really? Hmmm. Ok, maybe I buried my bone four nights ago? So what! For you my bone is not enough to save, do you mean that? Besides, I have been tracking that cat for a while. This could be my opportunity to pay its back.”
“Come on WD, both you and I know that there is no bone at that point.”
“Do you mean I am lying? Am I liar, Migo! You’re breaking my heart right now. What did I do for hearing these words from you?”
“I am not saying you’re liar, WD. Just I know that Earthling creatures can make a mistake about remembering issues. Your memories are not very reliable.”
“So, I have been absent-minded right now. What is next Migo, alzheimer could be next?”
“Look at the garden, WD. That cat already went. If that point was the point that you claimed, you already had chased its without asking me. You know I am saying truth.”
“Ok Migo, the weather is too hot and I can make a mistake. It is not big problem.”
“May I resume my records, WD?”
“Of course, you may. Go on, Migo.”
…Re-entry into the system
…Data fl…
“Again! Do you see Migo!”
“What happened again WD? Or else the same cat came and stole…”
“Which cat? That subject has been history. I am getting fatter and fatter day by day. And tonight I have a date with a lady dog. I do not know what I will do to cover up my extras.”
“This is your big issue right now, isn’t it?”
“Of course this is very big issue Migo. What do think! If that lady dog doesn’t like me, the qualified dog generation could be interrupted. Do you know what is meaning for this planet? The dogs are the locomotive of this planet. If we are not here mankind can not go forward even one step. Do you know how many important scientist or thinker have dog? If we had not been here, they wouldn’t be succeed. That’s why, my weight is important, my looks is important, and my date is very important for all planet.”
“I didn’t know you’re racist, WD.”
“What!”
“You said that “qualified dog generation”. WD, is there any unqualified dog generation?”
“I can not believe what you did, Migo! Do you accuse me being racist! Tonight I have a date, and this alien, so called my friend, accusing me to be racist! How can I deal with this…”
And WD is still talking. Probably, it will be late to its date. And I am not able to complete my records in these terms. You know, this writing is about where I came from. At least it was supposed to be like that 🙂
I know you missed me. I missed you too! And I am sure no one missed Migo. Who misses an ugly alien like Migo? But, everyone misses wise, sympathetic, handsome dog like me. Migo is sleeping right now. Or it sends a signal to its alien friends under sleep view, I do not know. But I know Migo is very tired. It has been living with 5-6 hours of sleep in a day for a week. All remaining hours, it works standing up. In fact, sometimes I feel bad for Migo. It is a species of small size in comparison with human; away from its home, another planet. 17-18 hours of work in a day, is a sad situation, actually. But the interesting thing is, as soon as it wakes up, it continues to work as if it has not been same alien that worked 17 hours yesterday. I could not stand that much standing on four legs. Then I look at Migo. I am wondering that how many heart it has got? How does it make energy transformation as economically! Does it consume more oxygen than us! Or it worse, if this small species has a good condition like that, if a million of them invasion to Earth, they would ruin planet. “6.5 billion Earthlings against a million alien.” Yeah, that’s actually would not be a bad movie. If I talk a few scriptwriter, do they pay me back with the beer?
While Migo is tired we cannot write our blog, we cannot read the other blogs of our friends, we cannot drink a beer, we cannot play games. For example, a couple days ago we lived an event like that. Migo finished its work and sat beside me. For a moment we were face to face with a cockroach which has walked towards us about 2 meters in front of us. It was type of flying cockroach about 4-5 centimeters in length. By the way, I have to tell that one of the favorite games of us is stone skiting. You know. The stone is thrown to the water in horizontal. If the stone bounces in several times it is calculated. We’re doing the same thing with cockroaches. Actually it is quite fun. I’ve tried first but I’ve failed. Cockroach is still coming to us. Migo took a small round stone and threw to its. But what is it! This creature moves in the same way. It caught the stone in the air! It threw us the stone back!
We could not believe our eyes! Cockroach must be fed too well. It obviously had learned the techniques of war. Migo and I, we looked at with each other. Then I stood up. But, Migo asked me not to do anything. Looked at me and it said that never mind WD. After it started to sleep.
If it is an ordinary day, Migo would not miss this opportunity. It would say “this is the first conscious cockroaches war in Earth history, now let’s records”. But I think now, it does not care about the Galactic Council nowadays. Already it hasn’t the right to union, it told me earlier. Why do you think that it defends the human workers rights! Because of jealousy! It had said to me one day “I would have been in Andromeda if we had an union”. Anyway, you still pretend not to know this knowledge.
So it is really busy in these days. When I asked Migo “how long will it take?” it said until July 7, if it would not be any changing. It is not sure actually. I want its work finish quickly. My fans, my kingdom, super news, I stayed away from it all. We are not able to even read the newspapers. We live in same order every day; get up, work, eat and sleep. Only good thing is that the weather is not hot. Migo does not like heat at all.
It is a cold planet where Migo came from; it says that. And this season was supposed to be very hot in western Anatolia; but the rain and storms are happening. I wonder if our alien’s finger has been herein. Does Migo intervene to ecology? Is it possible that it is organizing the working conditions! I’m very suspicious of Migo. If it has such a power, we’re toast!
Anyway, did I say “I feel bad for Migo,” before? Yes I had said. Really I feel bad. I am a very emotional dog. Also it isn’t too much remained until 7 July. I say to its sometimes “Resist Migo!” It is smiling to me. Then it’s head goes down its shoulder and it falls asleep.
Resist Migo, my dear alien friend!
I do not think I will say this last sentence once more. Let it is noted in history!
Exactly 3 months ago, in October 9, 2014, I’ve started to write this blog. When I’ve started I had no idea what the blog means for the earthlings. I had started these words at my first post:
“…This is Migo, which was accidentally stuck at the planet Earth. And, I am starting to broadcast to the entire universe from Earth. No doubt, unnecessary news for all of us, my extraterrestrial friends…”
I must confess that I was scared. Because, the earthlings are known as a truculence kind in the universe. Even in my first day in this planet, my friend Klpp3ll, who is from Leda-polar ring galaxy had warned me with a message over the intergalactic frequency line (yes, the earthlings can not use this line:)). Klpp3ll said to me in this message:
“Migarium, your species is a kind, which can be easily tricked by the others. You have to be very careful in the days of Earth. The mankind is a kind that is very truculence and sly as a Hhuup. You have not to show your real origin planet. If you show…”
Message interrupted, I didn’t know what Klpp3ll said after that. I was afraid. Because, even if I didn’t know the earthlings, I knew the meaning of the truculence and Hhupp kind. Hhupp is a sly creature in my galaxy. Truculence meaning was the same in every culture in the universe. Truculence is not illiteracy, because it can be overcome illiteracy. It is not savage. Because savage is a relative concept, it depends on who has blamed to whom in what charge. Truculence is not the hatred. Because, hate can be easily returned to the opposite meaning. This is incapacitated of it in front of the opposite meaning. So, truculence can not be overcome, it is not the relative concept and it is not incapacitated. Earthlings also already, they had identified this with the characters like dictators. Learning this information was important for me. Because to make identify in this way, it was provided me seeing that the people were not completely kind of truculence. I’ve learned this fact while I was reading their planet history.
And now that I had obtained this information then I could find people who agree with me in same line. WD, which was my first friend on this planet, told me that I should use the blog for this.
WD is a dog with the description of the earthlings. It is living on the streets. Because of that I lived mostly on the streets too, it was not difficult to come together with WD and me. It has got some habits, such as drinking alcohol continuously. This is not bad for me, but its doctor had warned to WD and given a daily alcohol limit. However, it never gave up to lick to every bottle around every trash without care about his warning. Besides, it is most intelligence creature, which I knew on this planet. It is so smart that if it wasn’t my friend, I could not survive until today on the planet Earth.
One day, WD said to me:
“My alien friend Migo,”
I interrupted to its words, of course.
“WD, you know we had a deal about to not use this word. I am an extra-terrestrial, not alien.”
“Migo, you take care much to this word. Don’t worry, when more drinking, every extra-terrestrial is seen like an alien for the people. We can make a bet on if you want. I assert that if you are drinking much, you can see the people as an alien too.” And it started to laugh. I didn’t insist.
It has continued:
“Actually, you’re pretty ugly next to my good looks. If the people are behaving bad to me, so to a handsome dog like me, who knows what would the people behavior to the ugly alien like you. With this reason, you should try to writing communication instead of face to face talking communication.”
“Hımm, what…”
“What will you do? I know your question. Yes. You have to use the computer machine and use internet blog channels.”
“But, I …”
“I know, I know. You don’t have a computer machine. We can find a way for this. I know the some one, who has got the computer machine and forgets to lock his office door in every night. We can use this.”
“But this is…”
“No, this is not the sneaky way my alien dude. And this is not the time to have principle either. We just borrow, don’t worry.”
“Ok.”
WD murmured then,
‘It appears that your alien principles will be trouble to us.’
I didn’t react despite what I heard. Because, it was a smart creature and I have to learn how I survive on this planet.
….
And we’ve found a computer, exactly like WD said. We’ve started to write this blog. Because of I am a serious extraterrestrial; I’m writing the serious news and events. WD likes to talk too much. And it is writing the mostly comment on the other blogs post. It loves to laugh generally. Even if I couldn’t understand why it laughed, I am trying to be companion of WD’s laughing case.
WD has got too much idea about the blogs, which I, sorry, we follow. Even it described most bloggers in its mind, and told me. As the occasion arises, I will write what we lived and live and what WD’s thoughts about the bloggers.
And we are here. After three months I am sure one thing, I am glad to be in here. This is the new adventure for me on planet Earth. Thanks to all of you, and of course WD. Cheers my earthlings friends, to many good three months.
During the war, the dogs which are the most loyal friends of the people, have made the task of the ambulance, became the courier, made mine or bomb disposal team leadership, has identified the location of the spies, in exchange for people’s friendship.
When the history of the planet has settled accounts with the ruins of WWI, in 1924, the council of Soviet’s revolutionary military of the tactical shooting high-school started to take the dogs for the purpose to be trained as being experimental and education in the military field for Workers’ and Peasants’ Red Army, with Stalin’s orders. Within a few months, those education places were opened at Smolensk, Tashkent, Tbilisi and Ulyanovsk.
Initially, the issue about who will train to these dogs was experienced difficulty. Including the circus employees, they called many people on the military training facility. Over time, this situation was improved and the soldiers began to provide training. At the same time, the dog clubs were opened for army. When WWII broke out, 14,000 dogs started to serve in the army. At the end of the war, this number will be 60,000.
Second half of 1941, when Moscow war has started; the courageous and devoted dog troops were used to stop the Nazis tank units including Moscow defense and the containment of the Nazis. Stalin’s expectations about battle tactics and advantages were very high. When the time has come, he knew that a troop, which will consist from the dogs will be support at an important moment of war. The dogs were not only giving the reports about coming of Nazis when they went forward on the boundary line. The dogs were remunerating of their training, which was given about blowing up the tank troops, in the same time. In defense of Leningrad, the becoming target of the dogs’ shelter was not surprising rather than soldiers’ shelter with this reason. These sentences were seen frequency in urgent correspondence notes:
“The fascists are targeting to our dog; dogs’ positions are under fire.”
One of the most famous of these dogs was Rex. One day, a mission that is required to cross the Dnieper and had to be informed of their at next to Red Army troops with interruption of the communication channels established by the Nazis was given to Rex. Rex has entered to the cold river in three times at February, 1944. He almost lost into the water, going adrift. But it has continued his duties fearlessly. While its struggle, the heavy artillery fire was bombarding on both sides of the river. And ultimately, Rex had taken in the very important documents and spent infantry battalion against the shore.
Another hero dog was Dzhul’bars. It became a legend with the tasks in the Red Army. Dzhul’bars, did mine clearance in many European countries including Hungary, Austria, and the city Prague, for two years. It has identified of the location of 7468 mines in total and 150 artillery shells. And, it was called as guest of honor to the parade in Red Square by Stalin himself. Red Star medal was given to Dzhul’bars by Marshal Konstantin Rokossovsky with the order of Stalin.
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