Espionage business

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CIA Director Gina Haspel, yesterday in her statements gave information about the organization’s roadmap. Haspel, the organization again “will concentrate on nation-states,” she said.

According to the Washington Post, the CIA Director said it would be interested in states that are “challenging or threatening the United States,” as it did before September 11th.

With Haspel’s statements, the recent transformation in the CIA has been confirmed. After September 11, it was mentioned that the CIA, who was involved in jihadist organizations in other countries and provided training and equip activities, would focus on the spies against the states again.

According to the news, Haspel did not say the names of the countries they would spy on. She didn’t name specific countries, but the agency has set up new centers to collect intelligence on Iran and North Korea and has been focusing its assets on major powers such as Russia and China, according to intelligence officials.

Haspel also stated that they will work on this issue by argueing that the DPRC would not abandon its nuclear weapons. US President Donald Trump says the DPRC is in compliance with their agreements and is on the road to nuclear disarmament. In her speech, Haspel addressed Iran and argued that Iran “destabilized” the region.

CIA Director said the CIA is closely monitoring China’s efforts to expand its influence in developing nations in Latin America, Africa and South Asia, including by offering loans to poor countries that they cannot repay.

Haspel also said that recruiting and retaining officers with foreign language expertise would be among her priorities, particularly recruits who speak Arabic, Chinese, Farsi and Turkish. And she placed particular emphasis on the agency’s efforts to recruit a more diverse workforce.

When I’ve read this news yesterday, for me the most interesting part was that the CIA would train agents who speak Arabic, Chinese, Farsi and Turkish. And this joke came to my mind.

The CIA trains agents for Russia. Of course they learn Russian fluently. One of them starts his mission in Moscow. In the evening, the CIA agent goes to a bar. He wants vodka from bartender. He also describes the brand of vodka in detail and how he wants it. His Russian is really good. Bartender approaches to the CIA agent.

“Are you sure?” he asks
The CIA agent is surprised and asks
“Why did you ask this question?” to the bartender.
The bartender says “I am guessing you’ll want whiskey.”
The CIA agent says “I like vodka as every Russian”
Bartender asks:
“Are you Russian?”
CIA agent, “Of course I am!” says loudly. The bartender smiles at him:
“I’ve never seen a black Russian; my mistake.”

I am still laughing, haha! I know there are so much things can be said on this news. But thinking this joke and many other jokes about spying, I cannot write more over on this news. 🙂

 

About 2017

Welcome to our traditional new year’s post, my Earthling friends! 🙂 Yes, again we will open the new year with a song from Iron Maiden. Up the Irons! Yahuuuu!

This has been kind of totem for WD and me. We already listen this fabulous band in every day of whole year. But we cannot find a proper time for adding in any post in whole year, except the new year’s eve, because of the full effective news of the world agenda.

-My agenda is always related with lady dogs, beer and good foods. You speak for yourself Migo!

-Ok my agenda, WD.

-You see! You confess!

-Can you let me continue to this post.

-All right, but not for you. I am a sensetive dog and I am thinking my beloved followers not you alien!

And, last year our song from Iron Maiden was “No more lies”. This year our expectations again are very realistic from 2017. This new year is coming like a birth child of 2016. This new born child is not full with happiness, and I am sorry for saying this. But it will excatly same with the song.

Everyone’s waiting for something to happen
Everybody’s waiting for something to see
Lunatics waiting for bigger disasters
Everyone’s waiting for news on TV

Winding lives at the end of the spiral
Waiting dictators with their next big thrill
Everyone’s looking but no one is listening
Everybody wants to be in at the kill

I wait for the signs, they tell me true
I see the signs of the end time

Everyone’s searching but nothing’s revealing
Everyone’s looking for the reason why
Everyone’s hoping for life everafter
Everyone’s looking at death from the sky

Everyone’s nightmares are going to happen
Everybody’s ripping the mask from their eyes
Everyone’s praying but no one’s believing
Everybody’s heroes tell everyone’s lies

I wait for the signs, they tell me true
I see the signs of the end

So I watch and I wait and I pray for an answer
An end to the strife and the world’s misery
But the end never came and we’re digging the graves
And we’re loading the guns for the kill

Can the end be at hand?
Is the face in the sand, future memory of our tragedy?
Can the end be at hand?
Is the face in the sand, future memory of our tragedy?

….

I’d like to write good things about the hopes. But the hope sometimes could bring devistate, if it is build on empty-dreams. This is what the planet we live in, my Earthling friends!

But can you ask me, is there any way out of this bad situation? Yes, of course it is! There is always a way out!

Let me I tell you a joke about it.

To escape from the mental hospital, the mental patients make a plan. According to the plan they have done, if the hospital’s garden walls are high, they will dig down the bottom of the wall, and if the hospital’s garden walls are low, they will run away by jumping over it. They would pick one of them to measure the walls’ height. The patient goes to the garden border and passes back for telling his observations to the others:

“No walls in the garden, friends, we can not escape from here.”

🙂

The humanity is on the same point in here! There are no barriers exactly, but the barriers have found a place for themselves in he brains as if they were in real. In fact, for every subject, a way out can be found.

As the same great commander Hannibal said, “we would find new ways or open new ways!”

This must be the way of mankind, or more precisely for enlightened and awakened human beings, as of this year. Because for both 2017 and others will come, the heights of the non-walls will increase more and more years by years. To not squeeze in front of barriers, not to be squeezed by 1% of the human beings who are always mentioned, before it’s too late.

“We would find new ways, or open new ways!”

This planet is very precious to not to be left to the hands of %1!

-Will you finish the post Migo, the world will opening the first day of the new year, but you still write! In the minutes a reporter from Kiribati will give the news!

-Oh yes, you right!

-Come on Migo!

-And for the enlightened and awakened human beings also all creatures both animals and plants, we wish a healthy and peacefull year!

-To the others?

-Do they deserve any good wishes, WD? 😉