Old black-white French noir movies, my love life and toilet door

This folk song is perhaps the most appropriate song that describes the general situation of my love life. It is a very fun song, isn’t it?
What it tells with its lyrics in the general sense:

“You said me on monday we would go to date, I came but you were not. You deceived me.
-Yes, it is true, I deceived you.
You said me on tuesday, you would kiss me, I came but you were not. You deceived me.
-Yes, it is true, I deceived you.
You said me on wednesday, we would go to walk together. I came but you were not. You deceived me.
-Yes, it is true, I deceived you.
You said me on thursday, you would come to concert with me, I came but you were not. You deceived me.
-Yes, it is true, I deceived you.

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In short, the song is the story of a lover man who is deceived in all the days of the week by his lover.

Is it similar with my love life? Actually, it is not at all! Because, I do not even have a darling who can fool me during a week!

My love life has hit the bottom again. Whenever I meet a lady dog who stolen my heart, that big love ends before it’s beginning. A lot of things that can happen, are evaporating all in a moment.

My love life is like old black-white French noir movies.

Numerous depressions, despairs, and coincidences that are not certain where it come out. At the end, that is me, who can not even know where will bump into! I, who even can not stand watching these French movies for 5 minutes, I have to live it in real life. Maybe I am the most unfortunate dog of world history!

Recently, with a lady dog which I fall in love, I came in front of a door seller’s shop. How I came here is a different matter. Of course that event was linked to Migo. The toilet door was not closing. Migo, had to take out the lock part of the door and tried to fix it. But of course, he could not do. After a two-day long struggle, he thought that he would work on it more easily by removing the door. He took the door off. He changed the latch bolt, but in this time he could not replace the door in its place again. The toilet door was open for three days, because we do not have toilet door. On the fourth day, Migo thought that the door was swollen due to it was old, and needed a new door. Then we started looking around the door sellers. I came across the gorgeous lady dog who played with my heart of the second shop we entered.

Just like in this video, she was cute, confident, and dangerous. I did not know what will I do when I saw her. My heart was beating fast. I went to her side and tried to chat. But she did not even look at my face. She turned around and went to next the shop owner. By the way, Migo was bargaining with the shop owner when he heard that the door price was too high. The voices of the shop owner and Migo rised against each other. Before I could not understand what it was, we quickly left the shop with Migo. Migo was saying, “They are thieves, it is just a door, how this price could be!” When I returned my back, I saw the magnificent lady dog inside the shop, while she kept her guard up next to shop owner and scowled at me.

Migo had finished my love life before it started! Yes, he was responsible again. If we had bought the door from that shop, maybe I would have a chance to get a date with that wonderful lady dog. But as I said, I’m not even in a position to say that folk song. There is no lady dog who will deceive me!

It’s all Migo’s fault! As usual! Damn you, Migo!

In the meantime, if you are curious about the toilet door, Migo called one of his friends and they both put the old door in its place with together. Migo’s friend told him, “if you had called a locksmith at first, it would not have been a problem for so many days.” I had told same to Migo at the first day, but who listened to me!

 

Top breaking news of Star Wars Galaxy Express

I am sure there are many Star Wars fans, who ask themselves “is there any press or newspaper in Star Wars Galaxy?” If there is, why did not we see any Jedi who reads newspaper around until today?(We do not count the picture of Ewan McGregor while he reads newspaper on his motorcycle in movie set) I wonder, the freedom of the press in galaxy was locked by the Dark Force in dark side? After a long research, WD and I discovered that there is a press in the Star Wars Galaxy (of course with the contributions of being from outer space:); but it is underground, and the name of the newspaper is “Star Wars Galaxy Express”. Who wouldn’t want to learn hidden truths about Star Wars Galaxy! We’ve selected-compiled the important news about important events have been publishing in this newspaper of galaxy during decades, for you; and here we are. Even if you are away from a galaxy far, far away, within minutes you will learn some hidden true news about Star Wars galaxy. 😉

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With the order of Emperor Palpatine, the empire committee approved 1 billion empire credits for the Force Wall to be built between Senate District and The Restricted Area

At first time, Palpatine had spoken in a pre-election speech about the Force Wall a year ago:
“When Restricted Area sends its people, they’re not sending best, they’re sending people that have lots of problems… They’re beggars and criminals, and bringing crime.” ; “…nobody builds Force Wall better than me, also nobody should not forget, my interests are the interests of the republic,” and “Make Galaxy Great Again!” …Palpatine’s racist approach leads to criticism, on the other side the separatists…

details of news in page 5…

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Was 11/19 (BBY) Jedi Purge an inside job? Uncovering the Hidden Truths of 11/19 attacks

Did all the attacks become in real like what was shown to us on the screen? How accurate is to put almost all the crime on Anakin? Is there any Jedi who we think still innocent, but who has loyalty to Darth Sidious and has made a power-mingling with him? One of the Stormtrooper who joint to attacks with “Order 66”, said to our microphone: “I have indeed suspecions about some of us, they behaved like Jedi, even if they worn our armor.” Was it possible the great temple of Jedi collopse in a few seconds? The engineer who built Jedi Temple, spoke after the events of 11/19 and he said “I designed the Five Towers of the Jedi Temple durable against the 1000 dark force to hit it. I am not able to understand how it could be detroyed in 5 minutes!” Here some answers…

details of news in page 2…

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The reactions are growing against Obi-Wan Kenobi’s recent tweet that stirred up the social media

After this tweet of Obi-Wan, especially some feminist organizations of Galaxy gave the great reactions. Obi-Wan, after the tweet, while avoiding explaining, especially he avoided to reply the question of “the person you mentioned, was Rey?” He left the question as unanswered. The activist organization that was established immediately after this tweet in today and called themselves “Jedi is Genderless”, announced that they will go out to the streets tomorrow to support the feminists also that they will bury the lightsabers under the ground for action. Obi-Wan Kenobi has not broken his silence yet…

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The shock of tax penalty to Qui-Gon Jinn!

After it turned out that Qui-Gon Jinn was the biggest bettor in Podrace, it was understood that his illegal earnings were invested by an off-shore account at Nar Shaddaa and he did not pay taxes. It is not yet known what the Jedi Order will do in this matter. There is a news that they are looking for a new method to reach Qui-Gon Jinn, which integrates with the force…

details of news in page 4…

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Galactic Force-Bond Agency, GFBA, has declared that their all sub-frequency datas opened to investigation.

The GFBA, which the livings have doubts about its functions for a long time, is on the agenda of the Republic senate. The claims based on message of Kit Fisto who had tried to disclose before he died, but he unfortunatelly was killed before then. Kit Fisto had sent message to the senate just before he died, and had written following these:

“I do not believe that GFBA protects only the Jedi’s communication network, on the contrary, I think they have great control over the private life of the livings in the whole galaxy, not just on the Jedi. I have some evidences about how GFBA has turned into “Big Brother”, and I will make them open.”

The senate, which had the opportunity to free time lately, announced that they would pursue these claims and formed a unit called “GFBA Files”. It was learnt that the leader of team that conducts the research would be Gume Saam…

details of news in page 3…

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Kylo Ren announced to press: ‘We are on to kill him’

He is mentioning about Yoda…

Yoda, who was attempted to be killed several times so far, also in once went forever sleep with his own will, is dead or alive? This question has been on the agenda for about 35 years. According to the latest information, Yoda appears to be hologramically on the screen in this time. In the face of recent claims about Yoda, Kylo Ren said:
“That green little thing is mentally deranged. I will destroy the whole Light side. Nothing will stand in my way. I will finish everything in the galaxy!”

Kylo Ren, who invited Yoda to the duel in anywhere both in the hologram or live in the galaxy, claimed that the days of his experiences about anger control problem are now behind and that he is no longer an adolescent.

Also Kylo Ren has said that he received many scholarship because of his family and that Ataru was a child’s play for him, he continued as follows:

“Yoda, you are dead! You will regret very much when I capture you! I hate you, hate you, hate you!!!…”

…14 reporters of this news, our friends, were murdered by Kylo Ren, and their equipment was crushed. For that reason, you will not find more detailed information about the news inside pages of our newspaper.

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The cause of addiction to Force, has been discovered, and it is not what you think

For parents, a special research file…

Why the Force is bringing too much addiction: due to magnificant effect of lightsaber or wanting to be Jedi or Sith Lord? The ones who used Force even at once, cannot give up; is it because of making show to opposite sex? Why don’t Force Addiction Treatment Centers work good? Midichlorians have a hand into this? No, none of them! The real reason of the Force addiction is inside of this research…

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WD and I will review all the issues of the Star Wars Galaxy Express over the next few months and we will again compile a news report. We are sure that more new details and news will emerge.

 

This is how the art of movie dies with thunderous applause of Hollywood’s so-called actors and actress in front of world

The Supreme Board of Galactic Council’s is watching Oscar Award ceremony each year. Yes, you have not heard it wrong, they do have such interesting hobbies. Even if I do not watch on earth. Anyway, 8 members of the supreme board of the council enjoy watching this ceremony. However, something interesting happened this year, and this letter was sent to me this morning by them.

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“To the attention of Migarium, who is the observor of Milky Way Galaxy, Planet Earth and assigned by Processing Center between the Galaxies with the order of Galactic Council.

As you know Migarium, “White Helmets” documentary was awarded as “Best Documentary Film” at the 2017 Oscar Award ceremony. Even if we know the White Helm’s fake rescue operations while we are so far away from the planet Earth. What we do not understand is that are the fake documentaries now a case which is awarded by human kind? How do we know if all the documentaries that have been made so far are true or false after this day? We would like you to inform us about this in detail.

PS: Two of Supreme Board members are thinking to send a documentary which they will make in view of the fact that the fact or fake is no longer important. You can send the Oscar participation requirements for the next year by learning to us.”

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How will I reply to Galactic Council, my Earthling friends!

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The news about the White Helmets won Oscar award:

Film about Syrian White Helmets wins Oscar amid allegations of terrorist ties

My movie career

People see the dogs as the creatures that are turning around, chasing the cats and making funny things. In fact, this is completely a case which is arising from people’s ignorance. We do have goals also. Perhaps we don’t have the families that made career plans from the moment we were born. This shows that our species is acting with the free spirit. For example, my familiy was like that. I didn’t know my father. But my mother was full of compassion. She raised me and four my brother very well. She did not pressure us at all for the future. The result? I don’t know what happened to my other brothers, but I did it my way. I had a goal before this alien, Migo. I had to postpone my plans due to I’m with him for a long time. I must take action for carrying out this goal. Well, what is my career plan? Of course, to make a lot of money! It is necessary for beautiful lady dogs and limitless beer and comfortable living conditions. And the first thing to do, so, yes, I am explaining, I’ll make a movie!

Obviously, it wasn’t surprised for you. This would be expected from a smart, handsome and intelligence dog like me, of course. I’ve written the film’s scenario. Only problem is to find a director. I did restrict my director list. I can work with all directors except, Spielberg, Lucas, Jackson. You ask why? Because they made worse thing for this planet by showing the aliens as good! I will never work with them even if they beg me, even if they adhere to my door!

When it comes to scenario…
– WD, what are you doing?
– I’m telling my career plan to my fans. What happened, do you have a problem Migo?
– I did not notice. Why didn’t you let me know?
– I did not know I had to give an account of a big-headed alien! You are guest on this planet, but there are limits of this guestlist!
– Okay, okay, go ahead.

Yes, where was I? Okay, I was sharing with you the film’s screenplay. In fact, it was not difficult to write the script. Because all the material was in front of my eyes. First, I took note the priorities what needs to be popular of this movie and win a lot of money.

Players:
– Refugees
– Three or five dictators
– A Spider, black widow (there should be elements of horror)
– Zombies
– Hackers
– Secret services
– Drug barons
– A journalist
– Aliens, of course!
– And me! I will appear in a scene on the film like Hitchcock 🙂

Place:
-Any country which can start civil war

Date:
– Present-day

My scenario subject:
In a country on the brink of civil war, the secret services are trying to catch a black widow. Their purpose is to find this spider and prevent its bite. Because this spider, bad black widow is causing to turn the people into the zombies with its poison. The secret services of the third world countries are on job for duty. American secret service wants to find and kill the spider instantly. British secret service wants to get it and make everything to it to learn what its plan in real. Russian secret service are starting the construction of a special facility for spider in Siberia. Meanwhile, the people who didn’t become zombie yet are trying to flee the country. All of them is on the other countries borders as refugees. But there are three big countries that do not want to refugees. Dictators are in management in these three major countries.  There is a hacker group who want to disclose the real face of these dictators, and they publish videos. And here, I am talking this time and seeming on their video.

My speaking as follows:
“Stand up to save the planet. If you do have four-legged you learn to stand up. If you do have two-legged that you take action, get off your butt! We are talking about the dictators, not the lettuce in the garden!”

It is very impressive but a bit more maybe, I could fix this part.

Anyway, after this video the world eye is turning to this country. After all I am a charismatic dog.

Secret services are fighting with each other. Zombies are chasing them. Refugees are fleeing. Spider is traveling in the most secluded places. Dictators are constantly giving statements to the media. Hackers disclose to the public informations sometime by mistake instead of dictators. Now everyone is fighting with each other. Complete chaos prevails. And that’s exactly at this point a journalist reveals that the dictators were actually alien. Yes, Migo’s friends, aliens are guilty as usual!

– Again WD?
– Migo, what do you mean? Don’t you like my scenario?
– You are always carrying out events to the aliens.
– But this is the truth Migo, why do you want to cover up the facts? Maybe you can but I cannot hide the aliens which are behind all the chaos! If you do not want to watch film you do not! You, invader alien!

Yes, my dear fans, forget it Migo. I already feel the cold metal of the Oscar statuette.

-WD?
-What Migo!
-You forgot the drug barons.
-Damned!