In a galaxy far far away

tub-1k is the largest planet of NGC 1049 galaxy; the size of the planet is Earth’s 15 times.

Coordinate position: (.. h.. m..,..s , + ..°..′..″ ) , due to security risks, coordinate figures can not be given by Migarium.

Acronyms about tub-1k’s years:

BT is meaning of before the tub

AT is meaning of after the tub

To give an example; the year of AT 269 of planet tub-1k is equal to the year of 1936 of planet Earth.

Planet, before the taking name of tub-1k, has a history of 985 million years. However, because of the previous dates are not accepted anymore at the planet, the historians of tub-1k don’t take in consideration these 985 million years. Therefore, the transfers about tub-1k will be over the records of the recorders of other planets.

Continuation with the database transfer of Migarium…

Number of living species of tub-1k is the only one. Planet species is under an atmosphere similar with Earth’s atmosphere, but very low oxygen levels. With this oxygen they can only run their most neccessary vital functions. It has been many times they tried to find a way for balance; nobody can denies their effort. But, because all of them lived before tub-1k, these efforts have been recorded as worthless, even these have been found objectionable and prohibited with the begining the year of AT 151 tub-1k. The reason of this is a very very long historical events.

tub-1k, with the previous name of planet “knuoğp”, if looking at the records which were kept by many species who came here from many place from galaxy, it was a very scientific environment.

The scientists-researchers from many species, had made many scientific studies, due to the planet was only planet which has got oxygen at galaxy. Also it is very known fact that they obtained quite efficent and substantial scientific datas for their living conditions and even have put the signs on new tests to be created for the living areas of their species. When looking the records of “knuoğp”, it is understood that everything has began to change with a ship from a distant galaxy. This ship had landed just before the year of AT 5 of tub-1k, and immediately into following the 5 years, both the planet name had changed and had been drawn the fate of the planet’s nearly 1 billion annual cycle.

My friend “so” from the planet “sooy-5t” had told me this species who landed on “knuoğp”:

-They were the species, who have 5 additional extensions which were consisted two under the main body, two upper sides of the main body, and one roundish at top of the body; this conglobate roundish part of them had also their communicate organs.

This species seemed to me a little familiar, but the converstaion had just begun and without any clear informations that I have, it was not possible to express my opinion. “so” had continued:

– We were the represantatives of the species who came “knuoğp” from 9586 planets for making scientific studies. Until then, we had never encountered with such a species like them in the galaxy of NGC 1049. Of course, they had drawn our attention immediately. We could have learned many new things from them. We approached to them entirely in this angle. At first, we have opened our oxygen tanks for their use with recognizing of their breathing difficulties. But, despite a few philosopher inside us warned us, we did not anticipate the fact that we can not predict what happens later.

(Migarium’s additional note for data base- the philosophers are not taken much consideration in this part of universe)

The number of crew of ship was four, yes, only four. When I’ve looked at those days, I have seen that these four has needed only five years to change altogether the planet where 69 billion living creatures lived. Anyway, I shouldn’t digress. Firstly, they wanted to meet with the leaders of “knuoğp”. But there wasn’t any leader at “knuoğp”; they were all the species living at same level. There were two things that the species of “knouğp” made in their life time: The first was to extract “tubort” mine which was most commonly used at galaxy from the just below the surface of planet. The second was to make the necessary arrangements for the transport and storage of the “tubort” mine.

Already, any natives of “knuoğp” didn’t know what is the meaning of leader; even 9301 of the 9586 planet’s science representatives didn’t know either. The remaining represantatives of 285 planets where had little bit similar with presidential system, have never been in need also to broach the subject. Everyone was busy with own work. These four foreigners, when they didn’t find a leader they wanted to deal with, they closed the subject. Two of the foreigners mingled in native “knuoğp”, the other two mingled in us. Within the timeframe that they were together with us, we have invented the support is required for communication for themselves. It was quick and easy; becuase they were very simple species. After providing the communication between us, they started to constantly pay attention and involve in our works and studies. We have answered their many questions like, “what we were doing here?”, “where we came from?”, “what is the living purpose of this planet?”. But our questions for them was remaining unanswered. We couldn’t understand the reason. “Where they came from or what they were going to?”. We couldn’t get any response, except “there was an accident and our ship fallen down here”. At that time, we had not listened again two philosophers who said that this wasn’t a good sign. Anyway.

Yet it didn’t take long one “knuoğp” year over the foreigners came that one day, when we woke up for a day of “knuoğp”, we heard about the little boxes which will be called as “kunak” later, in front of the houses of the miners of “knuoğp”. We went to see them by stopping our works. Over these little boxes, there was a sign of the ship which the foreigner species came here; and every miners of “knuoğp” before entering own home, was putting 1/8 of “tubort” mine which was extracted by own into today. We were surprised. What were they trying to do? We understood nothing. “tubort” mine which is extacted from this planet, was essential mine to support to the 23 living planets. 1/8 was a huge rate. This lack rate would definitely cause to interfere in the life on 23 planets. The scientists of these 23 planets have got involved at that moment. They wanted to talk with miners of “knuoğp”, wanted to know why they did it. However, as I mentioned, knuoğp species had no any leader, including in any area. They didn’t have any management or representative either. Therewith, one of the four foreigners stepped forward. “I want to speak in behalf of miners”, the foreigner said. No one could made objection, because they didn’t have any organization for objection. Naturally, in a moment, this foreigner had been a representative of miners “knuoğp”. Foreigner speech was exactly like that:

“We, as the “knuoğp” species who live at this remote corner of the universe; we are living, but why? We extract the “tubort” mine, but why? Only thing that we made from the moment of the birth: to extract the tubort mine, then to store it up, later to transport to the other planets. Well; but why? Until the death day we are doing these; which is our average life is 30 knuoğp years. Look at each of us, we’ve failed to reach a state of comfort, we couldn’t find justice! 23 big planets sponge on us! But we have done this job without raising our voices! The time has came to say stop to this order! That’s why we have decided not to give 1/8 of “tubort” mine which we extract from ground. We will decide what we will do with this rate of tubort when the time will come. For now, my words have ended!”

-Was it all! What does that mean exactly? There wasn’t any responce from the miners of knouğp. This speech was not strange to them obviously. Unresponsive even have a particular expression of happiness, they have listened this speech. Some of them had swung forward the only their limb. This was shown to be a very important response for joy. But these words had made the represantative of “mokkı” planet which send them food in return of tubort mine at same galaxy, angry. In fact, it was not representative, it was scientist. But that moment, it started to speak like losing it’s mind.

“Then, we keep 1/8 of the food which we send you for ourselves. What this means is that the species of knuoğp will fight with hunger until a year!”

Foreigner replied.

“Everything has a solution, I can make an agreement with you on this issue”

The response of planet “mokkı” representative didn’t delay:

“Why I will make an agreement with you?”

Foreigner was very calm and answered:

“I prepared this speech.”

“This does not give you the right of making deal with me such as being a leader of miners of knouğp! You are not representative of planet “knuoğp”!”

The anger voices of miners of “knuoğp” raised up. The foreigner who took courage from their react, continued:

“Yes, this speech cannot make me a representative, but maybe it can make me a group leader.”

Metal parts of planet “mokkı” representative have began to creak.

“How!” It shouted angrily.

But it’s voice wasn’t heard inside the shouting of miners of knouğp, all was saying with together:”Foreigner one, is our president!”

Foreigner returned to the “mokkı” representative,

with saying “tomorrow, we would negotiate on the terms of agreement in my room”, he disappeared inside of the miners of knouğp.

We who were at there without understanding anything, everything has finished in a moment. A foreigner, has emerged out first as representative, then as trade offical, later as president of a planet where he has never been before. We couldn’t make sense out of happening. Similar events took place amongst the shippers and storekeepers of “knuoğp”. Without understanding what was going on, 1 year of “knuoğp” has passed. These four foreigners made agreements with every one of 23 planets. They became only authorities in every area where ever they were in.

Into this time, the life has began to change at planet “knuoğp”. Internal unrests, conflicts have arisen. That was a great changing for the species of “knouğp” they had lived in a peace during almost 1 billion years of “knuoğp”. One day, shippers attacked to the storekeepers, next day miners attacked to shippers, the other day storekeepers attacked miners. It repeated itself in a vicious cycle day after day. In the same order. Once a time miners were going to attack to storekeepers, but they realized last moment their mistake, and attacked to shippers again as always. Anyone didn’t know why, and still preserves the unknown cause of these internal conflicts. There was not anything on behalf of layout no longer at planet “knuoğp”.

Again some philosophers tried to warn us. They said to us” there is something else under these events, you are looking at wrong way.” But we didn’t listen to them.

One of the four foreigners, precisely in one of those hot days, said that there were the signs of lack of belief behind all the unrest, in fact. What was the belief? It supposed to be something magical! Certainly, it was neccessary to have, if it’s lack brings the planet on the stopping point. Immediately it was set a big meeting. This foreigner would give a speech adressing the all “knuoğp”. Speech of the foreigner was like that:

“We, as the “knuoğp” species who live at this remote corner of the universe; we are living, but why? We extract the “tubort” mine, but why? Miners are still restless. Only thing that we made from the moment of the birth: to extract the tubort mine, then to store it up, later to transport to the other planets. Well; but why? Shippers and storekeepers are still restless too. Until the death day we are doing these; which is our average life is 30 knouğp years. Look at each of us, we’ve failed to reach a state of comfort, we couldn’t find justice! Well why? Because we don’t have belief system. We said that “23 big planets sponge on us!” and we headed out. We brought these 23 planets into the line. Don’t look at sky, any of these planets wasn’t brought the line, I am talking metaphorically!

Unfortunately, despite we have done this job without making a sound in every day, but we do not have peace. Now the time has came to say stop to this. Therefore, the time has came to occur of our belief system. Instead these struggles and internal conflicts, we all together will learn the way of peace we could not find here, from this moment the way of finding in a place where we will call the great beyond. The emptiness which is formed inside of you, every secession state from spirituality which drags you into the fight, all of them will pass. Tomorrow firstly we will begin to build “patırnak” to get rid of all. The method of belief and spirituality will be inside of every “knuoğp” species. For now, my words have ended!”

Sentences were the motified of previous speeches. But the species of “knuoğp” didn’t realize that. Whatever it takes, they wanted to the thing “which is called belief”. (Migarium’s additional note for data base: “Actually, the only thing they wanted was to return to the days before the foreigners ship landed on the planet” murmured my friend “so”, and continued)

It was started to built the structures which were called patırnak. The inside of structure four statues which were the shapes of very similar with foreigners were placed. They said that this was a rule at the planets where the belief and spirituality are abundant.

My friend “so” stopped. Understood that “so” didn’t know what was talking about inside the patınaks, and I had to learn these from recorders of other planets. “so” brought the end of its sentences.

– Without complating 5 years of “knuoğp”, these patırnaks have spread all over the planet. There was obligatory visiting to these places once a year. They were making donations 1/8 of tubort mine which they kept for themselves to these patırnaks anymore. Also, besides all titles they had, these four foreigners have become chief belief offical of species of “knuoğp”.

-And then, unrest and internal conflicts were interrupted?

-No, it has become intensified. Ratings were made on this belief, according to the “tubort”mine rate was given as a donation, it was made grading of belief; more unrest output. The species of “knuoğp” who made shipping, mining, storekeeping before, now doing anything except beings live in another dimension. Their only thought is to reach the place they call the great beyond. It is believed so much that they will find a fair system at there, they do not even remember that they lived 1 billion peaceful years of “knuoğp” before.

-Well, the philosophers…

-No, no, the philosophers left us. As I heard, they went to another galaxy, and they took a job at finance business. With their high predictions, they make a huge money.

My friend “so” was tired, I could not ask to “so” how the name of the “knuoğp” turned into “tub-1k”. The thing I know what happened was on “knuoğp” had been experinced on other 23 planets. Because I knew the names of others in order from tub-1k to tub-23k have been changed.

I left there; when I came on board to my ship which I parked near of one patırnak, I have looked at it. This writing was written at the entry of parırnak:

“This path is the path of belief. This path shows us this life is temporary and we should take step on this path. It is not acceptable below of 1/8 of tubort mine for stepping this path. When every mortal realise it was a delusion, they are ready to embrace the spirituality of the four sacred pursuit. Four ambassadors say these, on the name of “tubortob” god, they commanded them that way.”

……..

-I knew it Migo! I knew that you knew before came here about the…

-No, I didn’t.

-Are you kidding! You confessed with this record you knew the…

-shhh, WD

-You said me shh, aha! I caught you with red-handed! You knew everything about…

-No WD, I didn’t know before anything about the mankind of Earth.

-How it can be possible; you mentioned in here, you took an information about them at another galaxy! You think I am idiot dog! You need to confess anymore, you came here with knowing people and with under cover, and for invasion!

-Who says these are my past memories, WD? Maybe these are my future memories.

-What!!!

Some tips for surviving at World War III

 

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As you know, my dear readers, there’s little time left to World War III. Yesterday I did a lot of research. And as smart, wise and emotionally dog, in here I saw fit to give some tips about the WW3. You ask why? Of course, to save you! Already, if the dogs had not been on this planet, the people wouldn’t have taken even one step!

Anyway, I have to be calm for the sake of Earth!

First of all, Switzerland will be neutral zone again; so going to Switzerland could be a solution before the war. If you couldn’t go and stayed in the middle of war, here is to do list.

Never and never join an alliance which Germany and Turkey are in together. History shows that the result of these two countries’s alliance always defeated. If you are in the military of a country of this alliance, you can change your side, no problem. I don’t think anyone would blame you because of that.

To use Made in China antiaircraft can be dangerous, there is possibility that it explodes in the air without reaching the target. If possible, choose not to use.

If you’re fighting against Japanese, you need to calm down more than usual. Because, you can shoot accidentally someone who wants to make peace. As we know well from Japanese Animes, Japanese are the people who are yelling at the most emotional moments, even in their internal feuds. Be careful, don’t kill that Japanese who may be next hero that will build world peace.

Remember Call of Duty game during the war, and you give priority to use the weapons that you used in the game. When you see many things that you learned from the game, you can be surprised.

Forget Lao Tzu’s words about the philosophical war art. Today, they are not useful. There are more new techniques in today’s. For example, I talk about a technique accepted by the war historians no longer. It’s called “Obi-Wan kick ass technique.” Each of us, we remember final battle scene among Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker at the third episode. How Obi-Wan had won round? By taking high himself! Obi-Wan had warned to Anakin at the last second even with these words:
“It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!”

This is the proof that you will win if you are high during the combat. If you’re in a flat land, you dig the pit quickly and throw the enemy into it. In any case you find a way to stay high!

Don’t worry about the religions. If you notice that you will be caught by bigot Muslims, immediately you find a circumciser. If you were caught by bigot Christians, then you can say “I was born as Muslim, but I have changed religion, I am Christian now, plus I can help your church with my money”. So, forget the religious rules, the important thing is to survive! Already you think God wants this; if you don’t live, the number of God’s followers will be reduced, and it doesn’t suit his book.

In today, wars are not limited with the fronts anymore. There are also some things you can do from the battlefront when you don’t fight.

As you know, the war makes the rich more richer and makes the poor more poorer. But my friend, you’re not rich! That’s why you battle chest to chest at front! But there are some formulas make you rich on a small scale. For example, you fought all day, in the evening with at least 20 people in the military barrack, of course you can not easily sleep. Evaluate this time! You will immediately go on the internet. You can broadcast the emotional and sorrow videos that you shot within today with combining a song such as “imagine” over YouTube. Video title might be “Brother! This is not your fault; this is not my fault” for example. When the video gets rating record, you can be YouTube rich; of course if you were not dead still during the war.

On the other hand, you can open a signature campaign “the war must end” on change.org. In this way, you can show how sensitive you are, and you might be a hero among the girls.

-Is there any tips for me, WD?
-Oh, here you’re. These all are also valid for you Migo, but you don’t worry yet.
-Why? If there will be war…
-Slow Migo, slow. First of all, if the war breaks out, there are some rules. First of all, active human soldiers fight, after them the retired soldiers will be called, after them the extraterrestrials will be called to the war.
-If I get that call, WD?
-Don’t worry, I am with you Migo, even at the war. Do you think I will leave you alone into the human wars! Kidding me! Already we know that my war videos would be more popular than yours!

 

Don’t blame the aliens

I’m very tired today, I have nothing to add to my blog. I looked at some posts, which I left comment before. Sometimes I would do this before shutting down the computer. But today, I started laughing.

3 days ago I made a comment to a blog on issues related with religions. My comment was only one sentence. I noticed today, except my comment, there are pages and pages discussion. I am really amazed that the mankind is the species, who has got inexhaustible energy for discussing on behalf of the religions.

Of course just not discussing. After then they are fighting, war etc. After all, they are blaming the extra-terrestrial creatures in most things paranoidly. Is it a huge madness, isn’t it?

Salute my friends in the universe! Mankind, that’s such a species.

and yes, I’ve looked at that blog right now, they are still discussing 🙂

The mankind is the species, who doesn’t accept to be human


If they had accepted, their perceptions would have been different.

If one person says: “I am white/black people”, that person tries to bring own race into the forefront firstly.
If one person says: “I am a woman/man”, that person tries to bring own gender into the forefront firstly.
If one person says:”I am a christian/muslim/jew,” that person tries to bring own religion into the forefront firstly.

This list goes on. I’ve rarely seen the people, who never told about those particulars. They are the minority on this planet. If most of the people had accepted being human at the beginning, and they had started to conversation “I am a human”, in that case The differences between them would have been minimized.

But we all know, they will never accept. Because they love to fight so much more than everything, as I said before:)

That’s why, they are a hopeless kind into the universe.

if the god really exists…

People love to believe in a religion. There are many religions on this planet. A global 2012 poll reports that 59% of the world’s population is religious, and 36% are not religious. /Source Wikipedia/ However, three of them comes to the forefront prominently. And, Christianty, Islam and Judaism are blocking the development with pressuring continuous to the humanity. This means a further aspect; the majority puts the pressure on the minority, in a way contrary to the scientific facts. The world date is 2014, and the people can believe in these, leaving aside all scientifically thoughts:

-A virgin can give birth. / virgin Mary-Christianity
-A man can rises to the sky against to the gravity. / Mohammed- Mi’raj- Islam
-A man can divide a river into two parts. / Moses- Judaism

Yes, if the god really exists he should have good excuse for the answer to this question: Why he didn’t upgrade the capacity of human brain?