Hot days, very hot days, very very hot summer, being a rock star, betrayal of the best friend, and that SMELL!

It was time to start doing something new in this summer. What should I have done? Summer is long, hot and boring. I had to evaluate this time to make a fresh start in my career. But what? After a long time thinking, so about 3 minutes (it is long for a smart dog like me, anyway), I decided to start my music career. Already I have been always dreaming of being a musician. Especially rock musician! After writing a good lyric and composing good melody, all the lovely lady dogs will run after me during the summer. This is a dog’s dream!

I didn’t ask Migo, because his voice is like a crow. I don’t think he can write lyric either. If you ask him to write the lyrics, he would give you a plain article about all the problems in the world. And he would say to you: “You choose the words from within.” The song he wrote would never be hit.

I imagine myself in “the” awesome moment that all the lovely lady dogs accompany me by waving their tails and hairs while I am on stage at a big concert. So Migo is not a solution for music, even it can be a music problem. Because of this and all reasons (that is, considering Migo’s dangerous situation as being extraterrestrial for our planet) I did not ask help from Migo. Ultimately, a dog’s got to do what a dog’s got to do!

I had to do the composition first, but the composition was already ready. I have transformed a rhythm that I constantly mumbled into a short melody. It was starting “hauuhaauuu” and going on with “hauhauuhav”. It was the beatiful composition! Writing lyric on it was the most difficult.

Day 1

I think of the first line of the song. I know that if I start, the rest will come. Let’s start!
“You and me in the park on the same time”

No, that did not happen; what’s the same time at the park! What a nonsense. Try different begining! I am trusting myself!

“You and me my darling, under the stars”

No way! If it was Migo,he would write like that! Stars, planets, and all sky things are not my business!

“You and me together on the beach tonight”

Very stereotyped! This entry is too bad to be the entry of any hit song! What time is it? I’m hungry. I should call Migo and we go to eat somethings. Lyrics are not being written with empty stomach!

Day 2

The air is getting hot. This heat .. Wait! I found it, the first line of the song.
“It’s so hot, but thinking of you freezes me.”

Hmm, there is something wrong with this sentence. Actually, it must have been the other way around. In real, to think of a lady dog warms me up. I’m being ridiculous. The best thing is to go outside and take a breath and tomorrow make a spectacular entry by being rested. Where is Migo!

Day 3

The weather is hot again. But I have to write the lyrics of this song. If I can make the entry, the rest is already here. What could it be?

“Even if the heat makes me upset, to think of you is like ice cream, darling.”

I’m nonsense again. Every female dog does not like ice cream! By the way, I wanted ice cream. Let’s go out with Migo and get some ice cream. I’ll start again tomorrow.

Day 4

Instead of drooling in this very hot weather, I go to the beach and hang out with some lady dogs.

Day 5, Day 6 … Day 18

Day 19

A new dog came to the neighborhood, its name is Brown Beard. I’ve never seen a dog as annoying as he was! Why all the beautiful lady dogs after him? They are ignoring me… I have to get my popularity back again. Where I’ve been? Yes, yes, I’m on the first line still.

“Some lovers come and go, but I’m always here, darling.”

What the hell! Certainly, this Brown Beard played with my psychology! Am I a loser? Why am I always here? I have to be an inaccessible rock star! I wonder where is Migo? We need to go out. Today I am out of shape.

Day 28

Damn you Brown Beard! As if nice lady dogs aren’t enough for him, now he is trying to take my best friend Black Head from me! I have not had such a terrible summer! The weather is too hot. Where are you Migo, open this air-condition! Or is Migo also hanging out with this new popular dog, Brown Beard? Any lyric can not be written with this psychology! Migoo!

Day 39

We were almost fighting with Brown Beard today! I’m so angry. And, Black Head is not my best friend anymore! Damn him, too! He stabbed me in the back! Maybe I should transfer my anger and pain on the lines. Does not every artist give his/her best works after painful experiences? Yes, it must be my day! Let’s start!

“I can be your best friend, but never let me down, darling!”

What? What did I mean by now? Offf … Not again! Very hot, verrry!

Day 46

There’s sewer smelling in the city today. The smell of shit, it is not a joke, it’s real! It is said that there was a malfunction in the city’s sewage clean-up system and they drained the sewers without purifing to the gulf. Migo was upset today. He’s a bit worse than me due to as an alien he smells like hound. We’re sitting by closed door and windows and opened air condition. I guess this smell won’t be tomorrow. The air conditioner is cooling me off, let me sleep till night, I would start writing the song tomorrow.

Day 55

It’s been nine days, yes last nine days the city smells of sewer! The municipality still couldn’t fix it; because of the smelling of shit, Migo puts a clothespin on his nose, and I have been masked. But my mask doesn’t work. At nights he could not sleep because Migo has to remove the clothespin. Bad days. I couldn’t write my song yet. Summer is over, but I still don’t have a song. If it wasn’t the smell, I definitelly would have written. But this smell blows the whole thing!

Day 57

This song will be written, even if there is smell of poop! Lets start!

“Life is beautiful with you, everything is beatiful with you, even if this city smells sewer!”

Uupps! This did not happen! Start from the begining!

“Speaking of smell, my darling, smell of poop beside every smell…”

Damn it! Start from the begining!

“Darling, I miss you now, even I miss your poop smell.”

Again! This is not going to like that, I won’t be able to write this song before this smell runs out!

Day 63

City is still under the sewer smell, but it looks a little diminished. Maybe it doesn’t smell anymore, and maybe the smell stuck to my nose and it seems to me that it always smells like shit. Wet wipes don’t help. In future, I’m not going to get a smell of anything except poop? And if the lady dogs are the same, or if they forget my smell! But wait a minute, if they forgot my smell, it means that they forgot the smell of that new damned dog, Brown Beard’s smell! My mood lifted, haha! This is an opportunity, I must write the song immediately. If I complete the song at this weekend, I can go on stage next week! Yes! Come Erato, come!

“I loved you in every way of you my darling, even if we poop in the same place!”

…I am exhausted!

Day 73

This time I will continue to write whatever I write. The summer ends but my song will not finish! Yes, this is the last trial! Here is my song lyrics!

This summer was hot, my darling,
I’ve sweltered, I licked ice cream,
and the empty beer boxes.
I’ve never liked the brown!
Every where around me was you and the smell of poop.
But okay, me and you, you and the city,
Betrayer Black Head, damn a friend like you!
Darling, never mind these words,
This song is for both of us!

It’s not bad, actually. It is not so lacking than a rock song. Who am I kidding! Does it make me a rock star? Maybe the songs can’t be written in summer. Maybe maybe maybe. Where is Migo, he can tell me if there is smell still.

Of course, this will not get me down, I’ll try my luck in other areas. I had tried the movie career before. You would remember, my beloved readers, my friends, my brothers and sisters and the Romans! (Romans???) Anyway, I hadn’t stop after that experiment. Maybe writing a movie script or making a song isn’t for me. Maybe I should find something else. The next period will show what it is. And here we are again! Migo’s also probably in here somewhere. I know you all missed me more than Migo, and in this time he promised me that he will not intervene between you and me. 😉 A new hello once again to everyone!

 

Let’s begin again!

Hi everyone! We hope all you are fine! Are we ready for the new season! Migo and I are ready!

In May 26 we were running from Cylons! Cylons are not real, I had said this to Migo in many times but he didn’t listen to me as always!

Anyway, it’s been almost three and half months, my beloved friends! Wow! I didn’t realise that the time has passed quickly like that! I am sure Migo has kept the record and was aware everything. We, the dogs don’t keep the records but we are aware and remember eveything. For this, there is no need to be an alien from outer space!

Even if I don’t keep the records of the world’s events, I am aware nothing chances on this planet for last 3,5 months.

Let’s check together what happened or not happened.

You see, nothing changes on this world. But you cannot tell this to Migo!

That’s why I gave up to tell some things to Migo for a long time. In this summer I’ve dedicated myself to my novel. Yes, I am writing my adventures with Migo finally. I am sure it will be best seller after the Bible at Amazon! I am trying to tell everything about aliens and their hazards. The world needs my novel!

There were hard times when I wrote my book in this summer, especially hot wheather made me nervous some times.

At the beginning of the summer it was already too late for us to reach the sea. Normally we would start to swim in May. But this summer we could go to swim in mid June as first. I was so excited that day. Though not as much as in this gif, actually I can see similarity with my excitement and its.🤔

Why we were too late for opening sea season? Because Migo had started to learn Tai Chi those days and he was studying Tai Chi in early hours of the days instead of go to the sea. Yes, we always go to swim at 7-8 am in morning. We could not go swimming until Migo learned to use time well!By the way, those days were very funny. Because, the funnier thing than an alien who tries to learn Tai Chi, is an alien who cannot learn Tai Chi. Haha!

While the funny days were passing with Migo’s Tai Chi traning, at 12 June, an earthquake happened in Izmir where we reside in.

It was interesting day. I’ve sensed the earthquake but I didn’t give any reaction. Migo couldn’t make sense of my attitude. That day this conversation passed amongs us.

-Didn’t you feel the earthquake WD?

-Yes, I did Migo. So?

-Why you did not give any reaction before it happened?

-What! Do I have to give any reaction? What do you think I am? Am I earthquake alarm!

-But human resources say that…

-Human resources say that, bla bla. Who cares Migo? Besides, you are the alien, why you didn’t any sense about earthquake? Tell me.

Migo didn’t answer. I had finally found the way to stop Migo’s questions! That was the victory day for me!

After that day, we have shaked too much. There were many afterschocks. Even in one of these days the records announced that 490 aftershocks happened in only one day. We were so used to shake that we were shaking ourselves when it was not aftershock.

The days have passed with the earthquakes, very-very hot wheather, writing my book, training Tai Chi of Migo, swimming, and many drinks in this summer. But, I couldn’t find my precious lady dog mate again. My unfortunate broken heart! However, I do have hope, after I finished my novel and published it, many lady dogs will line up at my door! That day I will be the lucky-one! Yeah!

Let’s begin to new chapter of our lives!

 

 

 

Summer’s end

I don’t like the summer. The reason of this is not the same reason with Migo’s. Migo doesn’t like the summer because of it is hot. But I don’t like because of I would be alone with a broken heart, even a heart which was broken brutally at the end of the each summer! You know me anymore, my dear followers. I am a very emotional and sensitive dog. Okay, I am handsome and intelligent at the same time, but this is not a subject currently; or is it? Anyway, I don’t know.

This summer had also started with great expectations, and it ended likewise with frustrated. How unfortunate dog I am! Don’t I deserve a love which is being a subject of big love such as Romeo-Juliet! (Oh, no! their end wasn’t good, they had died at the result of great silliness) But still, I do have riot against my destiny!

Anyway, I did have great hopes about this summer again. In the begining of summer, I was trying to keep Migo under observation and trying to discover how Migo sent the signals to his alien friends, like the other times. Of course some of you remember that, I am doing this for creating the material for my ongoing enlightening project, so for my magnificent book “I’ve lived terrible days with an alien” that I talked about a long time ago in “The unknown series with WD“. Of course this is a very tough job. I watch, I observe, I follow and take note of any suspicious movement of him. Nothing was not usual lately. He was very well camouflaged of himself as an alien!

I was getting pissed off while Migo was continuing his normal life. I began to study over whatever he did. One day, at the WordPress pages, (Yes! it is right here! How terrible isn’t it, in front of all our eyes!) I caught him while he was looking at the stats-insights-posting activity. Yeah, I caught him, because he closed the page into rush. Even though I say it myself I do have eyes like a hawk!

The next day when he made the same thing, I started to study to this page. What was on this page! There is a graphic like that:

This graphic shows that the number of the posts at the day scale. Okay, but, Migo is a smart alien; doesn’t he know how many post he added in each day? I suspected that something is wrong.

A few days later, when Migo wasn’t around, I opened the page and started to examination. At the graphic, there are the tiny boxes, some were full and dark, some of them was empty and white. If I asked Migo, I believe that he was going to deny! Already denying is a thing which Migo admitted too often in the face of my questions about his alien friends! No matter how much evidence I put in front of him, he denies always! Now, you can make his defense. “Migo is good, he is good alien,” you can say. But how much we know him? He didn’t share a photo of his origin planet with us. Even he doesn’t have a single selfie photo of him and his alien friends! But we belive in his words, and his alien friends are innocent, huh! By the way, he says he is a communist. But there is not any union which he connected! Funny! These all are Migo’s camouflages!

In fact, okay, I shouldn’t be too much unfair. Migo may seem harmless. But even if he looks harmless, this alien should be observed. Maybe even he is not aware of how dangerous he is. Maybe, his so-called alien friends have put a chip in his brain, and when the day comes, his invader alien friends will activate to this chip! Nobody knows this, even himself!

All right, yes, you may be right, Migo seems harmless. He has not got light saber, he is not shapeshifter, he cannot melt the iron with his eyes, so shortly he has not got any charming ability for an alien. Only, he has got a spaceship; but I doubt in even that. Because Migo’s spaceship looks like a junk which was taken from the second hand vehicle market. Even maybe, this junk spaceship may have been stolen from a junkyard on a planet. And maybe some space bandits or space police had pursued to Migo! When they arrived to our beloved planet Earth, will they catch only Migo! No way! They will invade Earth! And all of this will be due to Migo! So, including Migo all we don’t know anything!

As a result of all these possibilities in mind, I wouldn’t ask him what was in posting activity page. I had have the weight of the world on my shoulders, not only myself! It must have been something on the page attracted his attention, but what was it!

I started to examine immediately. What was the meaning of these dark-blue boxes? The first thing came to my mind was to uncover a word series of combining from these dark tiny boxes. But it emerged something like that:

That was meaningless!

At the moment that I gave up, Migo called me. He said we were going to the beach. This was an oppurtunity for me, because I wanted to break and to open new places in my brain to produce. We went to the beach together. But I didn’t have any idea that I will meet the lady dog in my dreams at that day!

Migo has directly jumped to the sea. He never stays out the sea already. I did lay down under the parasol; I was sure that the iodine smell of the sea would revive my brain soon. But I smelt another scent on the air with a slight breeze. I raised my head unwittingly. What is that! The world’s beatiful dog was coming! Even she wasn’t walking, she wasn’t running; that lady dog was coming by dancing! I swear that I have seen her dancing like the dancer at this video!

 

I had never seen her before in this area. This lady dog was not on my list either. Who was this beauty! Where was she from? Where was she going? Would she accept my friendship offer? I wonder how I looks at that moment! I did slowly stand up the sand; looked at myself, well I was not a bad day. I began to imagine what we can do in our first meeting with her. Which books she likes to read? Or does she like to drink beer? A lot of questions! Migo would come soon, and we would turn back home. I had to find a way to achieve that beauty. I made my move to go next to her. My heart was beating like boom. What was I gonna say to her?

“You’re very pretty,” No, this wouldn’t be good, it would be a very superficial approach.

“I know there is a very nice view, do you want to know that place?” Yes it could be. This would show that I was about the environment. Okay! I was going to say this to her.

I started to approach at the slow paws. One step, two steps, but my legs were trembling. I took one more step, there was only two or three steps had left between me and her. But Migo, this horrible alien called me! Damn!

“We’re going WD. Are you coming?”

I returned involuntarily. The timing of the Migo was great, as usual! My dreams were destroyed at that time. I didn’t know that I will see her again or not. I turned my head and last time I have looked at her. That moment I caught her eye! With Migo’s call, she had looked at me! My heart was gonna explode! But if I was not turning back with Migo, then I would show a creepy beheave. And I kept my hopes for the next days.

Days passed but I have never seen her again! All because of Migo’s fault! I more focused on observing Migo! I studied more this page. I am working in these days something different solution came to my mind. It’s binary code! Yes! Migo is always good with the numbers! That’s why the secret of this page should be this! I give the numbers to the tiny boxes acoording to colors(to the dark ones 1, empty ones 0).

Until today, something like that emerged out:

00001001

01110000

00001000

00001000

00000000

0100

0111

the binary code web page gives this as equation:

8192 + 4096 + 1024 + 128 + 16 + 8 + 1

This should be a planet coordination or something like that! I don’t know yet! But I will figure it out! I will emerge how Migo send the signals to his invader alien friends!

This is already only way to forget the my big love at this summer…

-What are you doing WD?

-I was telling about my big love at this summer to my dear followers!

-Hmm, that’s nice lady dog, you have talked about. Do you know I have seen recently her human friend. He and her turned back to their home yesterday.

-What!

-?

-So, do you know her and her human friend, and you didn’t say anything to me, Migo!

-You didn’t ask WD.

-Do you have any idea how much pain I lived because of her in this summer. Even I couldn’t sleep many nights because of her! But you bad alien, you don’t say anything to me.

-If you asked I would tell; what is big problem in here I don’t understand.

-Migo, you are a typical alien, you will never understand the creatures on this planet! I will not speak with you until this year’s end.

-Really! It is good:)

-Damn you Migo!