The plan

We are living extreme-extreme hot; you know. We had started to melt before. Now we are about to evaporate. Besides, temperature is sensed 55 Celsius, so 131 Fahrenheit degrees with high humidity (90%). I have to find a way to reach the north! I didn’t ask this to Migo. Because, when I’ve wanted to talk with Migo, it sounds strange. It shows me war, destruction, horror news. It wigged out well in this heat. Migo wasn’t a normal alien. Now, it was a thoroughly abnormal.

Anyway, I can’t leave this plan into Migo hands. I should make a plan and apply for both Migo and I. Where were we?Β  Yes, we have to have “a plan”.

Scenario 1

A raft is made from empty from beer cans; interestingly enough, we have already enough empty beer cans. The right direction map of the Arctic Ocean is found. For flag, the pennant which is symbolizing to my great kingdom is hung. Thus, getting on board of illegal refugees is prevented; interestingly enough, there are enough of them around, too. Migo rows, it would be crew. I should be the captain who determines routes and looks pensive and worried far away. It is more important task. And this task should be mine of course. An alien can not take this task instead of handsome, intelligent and sympathetic dog! When we approached to the pole, we would land on the nearest piece of land. We would come face to face a polar bear! A polar bear which is starved due to global warming runs towards us. Migo and I start running away. But finally it catches us and eats us.

This plan was not good!

Scenario 2

Against the possibility of encountering with a polar bear, Migo offers its junky spaceship to carry with us. Migo says that polar bears could be surprised with the frequency developers inside the ship. I would accept it as a logical dog. The same procedure is applied with Scenario 1 until we approached the pole. When we came to the land, a polar bear starts running towards us. Migo would make something in its poor quality spaceship. Migo goes out and says “Ok, I made it, bear won’t attack to us”. But, polar bear still runs towards us. There is something wrong. Apparently, Migo has sent signals to it’s alien friends for they invade to the planet. I knew it! While Migo’s alien friends invade the world, polar bear would eat us again.

This plan was not good either!

Scenario 3

Migo should be out of this. And this alien should be under observation! Therefore, it is made a deal with two obese bribe-taker cats to row of raft. Cats are bribe-taker! Most recently, I had read a news that the bribe which is inside the black-market of the cats is about 2 tons of cat food. An annual cat food is offered to these two cats. They would agree on. We ship out toward the north on our beer cans raft. Cats start rowing. We reach the pole. When we came ashore at the poles, the polar bear starts to run toward us. Yes, same polar bear! I threw two cats to polar bear, for distraction of bear. We would run away with Migo. But these obese bribe-taker cats would make a new deal with polar bear; instead of they need to attack to polar bear. And they give an idea to the bear about how it will catch me and Migo. It seems that the cats have learned weakest points of me and Migo from our conversations along the way. Damn! Polar bear catches and eats us.

At the end of every scenario, the bear eats us.

I should try to ask to Migo.

“Migo, we have to make a plan to go north. Can you help?”

“There are too much destruction, injustice and death. This planet does not deserve to live it.”

“Migo, I said north, I said we should go. Do you hear me?”

“I do not know, maybe the possibility of mankind does destroy itself, is a good option.”

“Migo!”

“This planet does not deserve the cruelty of mankind. A new mass extinctions possibly is a good option.”

It was a thoroughly abnormal; even Migo doesn’t hear me anymore. Damn!

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11 thoughts on “The plan

  1. This was funny, Migo, and of course very sad. 55C and humid??? You should definitely head north, stay at my parents place in Lithuania, they say it is a cool summer there…. Arctic with all the melting, not so good.

    Reminded me of movie “El Norte” 1983.

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    • Thank you my Earthling friend:) But there is something misunderstood. I guess WD couldn’t tell what it wanted. Actually the temperature is about 40 C degree. But the temperature which is felt, is about 55C due to high humidity. Besides, I didn’t watch El Norte. I guess I should watch asap:)

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  2. Head Atlantic or head Arctic or head to the nearest fridge! Whatever makes you happy.. and drag amigo along too. Who knows polar bear may show some pity towards amigo and everyone is saved or amigo’s depression may drive the polar bear away πŸ˜› or vice versa πŸ˜‰

    Now Cheer up!! cause this post definitely cheered me up πŸ™‚

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    • I am so happy you liked, dear Varsh:) Actually, you know WD, it has an ability such as making an issue of almost everything. In this time, it is right. But do you know, WD has written all these in front of air conditioner in a place that the temperature is 23 C degree. But it wants to go out often like before. And this is annoying to its.:) It was also good for me. I did not know WD is so afraid of a polar bear;)

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  3. πŸ™‚ Im sure you guys will find a way out of this! If north doesn’t work then you can try far south as well. That’s also a very cold area to be in, and youll find many penguins there!

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    • Of course the penguins! I think WD and the penguins will become good friends. Don’t you think so ars1947? And as for amigo.. no destruction.. no injustice.. so quite a safe and calm place to live in for the moment.

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      • I am seeing that WD finaly effected you, dear Ars:) Actually, do you know, even I started to suspect myself, after its insist. If it is right, I don’t have any idea right now . Maybe it feels with super dog instict about a subject that I wasn’t informed right now;)

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      • For me varsh, it would have been good, I like the penguins, but WD doesn’t like. According to WD, after watching Happy Feet, the penguins are trickster. When I asked why, it answered me:
        “Because, they can’t fly even if they have wings, they can’t live well on land even if they do have a just foot. They know that they don’t make any job well, because of that they are trying to seem cute.”
        It is jealous, I know:)

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