Let’s begin again!

Hi everyone! We hope all you are fine! Are we ready for the new season! Migo and I are ready!

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In May 26 we were running from Cylons! Cylons are not real, I had said this to Migo in many times but he didn’t listen to me as always!

Anyway, it’s been almost three and half months, my beloved friends! Wow! I didn’t realise that the time has passed quickly like that! I am sure Migo has kept the record and was aware everything. We, the dogs don’t keep the records but we are aware and remember eveything. For this, there is no need to be an alien from outer space!

Even if I don’t keep the records of the world’s events, I am aware nothing chances on this planet for last 3,5 months.

Let’s check together what happened or not happened.

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You see, nothing changes on this world. But you cannot tell this to Migo!

That’s why I gave up to tell some things to Migo for a long time. In this summer I’ve dedicated myself to my novel. Yes, I am writing my adventures with Migo finally. I am sure it will be best seller after the Bible at Amazon! I am trying to tell everything about aliens and their hazards. The world needs my novel!

There were hard times when I wrote my book in this summer, especially hot wheather made me nervous some times.

At the beginning of the summer it was already too late for us to reach the sea. Normally we would start to swim in May. But this summer we could go to swim in mid June as first. I was so excited that day. Though not as much as in this gif, actually I can see similarity with my excitement and its.🤔

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Why we were too late for opening sea season? Because Migo had started to learn Tai Chi those days and he was studying Tai Chi in early hours of the days instead of go to the sea. Yes, we always go to swim at 7-8 am in morning. We could not go swimming until Migo learned to use time well!By the way, those days were very funny. Because, the funnier thing than an alien who tries to learn Tai Chi, is an alien who cannot learn Tai Chi. Haha!

While the funny days were passing with Migo’s Tai Chi traning, at 12 June, an earthquake happened in Izmir where we reside in.

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It was interesting day. I’ve sensed the earthquake but I didn’t give any reaction. Migo couldn’t make sense of my attitude. That day this conversation passed amongs us.

-Didn’t you feel the earthquake WD?

-Yes, I did Migo. So?

-Why you did not give any reaction before it happened?

-What! Do I have to give any reaction? What do you think I am? Am I earthquake alarm!

-But human resources say that…

-Human resources say that, bla bla. Who cares Migo? Besides, you are the alien, why you didn’t any sense about earthquake? Tell me.

Migo didn’t answer. I had finally found the way to stop Migo’s questions! That was the victory day for me!

After that day, we have shaked too much. There were many afterschocks. Even in one of these days the records announced that 490 aftershocks happened in only one day. We were so used to shake that we were shaking ourselves when it was not aftershock.

The days have passed with the earthquakes, very-very hot wheather, writing my book, training Tai Chi of Migo, swimming, and many drinks in this summer. But, I couldn’t find my precious lady dog mate again. My unfortunate broken heart! However, I do have hope, after I finished my novel and published it, many lady dogs will line up at my door! That day I will be the lucky-one! Yeah!

Let’s begin to new chapter of our lives!

 

 

 

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The unknown series with WD, Part III

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The moment when I have read Migo’s explanations

You know my dear followers, I were disclosing the secrets about that alien Migo before in two times. I have checked today and I have seen only two posts I made about this subject: Part 1 and Part 2

It has been very long time after second one, I have realized now.

But today, I caught incredible opportunity about Migo’s hidden aims and for Part 3! Migo said following lines to an another wp blog writer:

I am not able to say the name of my origin planet. I can only say where it is. It is in open cluster NGC 265 at Small Magellanic Cloud galaxy. I cannot say it’s name, because the humans couldn’t discover it and give a name yet. If I say its name right now, before humans describe it, it can create paradox. Probably it wouldn’t be same with Grandfather paradox, but it will create a fluid motion in that direction that I pointed at. Noone is affected from this paradox, except me and the one who I said it’s name and the ones who heard this from us. Let’s we imagine this.

I say it’s name to you right now. You and the people who are following to you read this. Hundreds of years later someone reads our talks in the digital records. And he or she decides to give the same name which we talked about. At the moment when it’s name becomes definite as same my word hundreds of years later, you and me and the others would stuck between today and that time hundreds of years later. To realize that moment, we have to live again and again same things on this planet on this period. Do you want to see again and again Trump presidentship or anything else similar like that in an infinite loop? Like a nightmare, haha!

I don’t want to do this wrong to any Earthling friends.:)

Bull sh*t!

As far as I know Migo, Migo never says where his origin planet is. So what is his aim right now!

These are seeming like distortional words to confuse of the humans minds. But the most important question is why it is happening in todays? Why Migo needs to say these in these days? Why didn’t say anything about this before and he chose todays to explanation.

This is definitely about alien’s invasion! He is giving some clues and sending signals to his alien friends to invade of them to our beatiful planet! Maybe not today or not tomorrow, but this certainly will be close! Open your eyes!

Also, don’t worry I am watching his movements carefully, even Migo is not aware I watch him. I have my eye on him as always!

-WD, what are you doing?

-I am disclosing your nonsense to my dear followers like your words about where your planet is.

-Hmm, may I read, WD?

-Of course, here you may read.

-Hmm, it seems that you are complaining about my explanations.

-What! Migo, when I complained? These are the truths that you need to confess! When will your alien friends invade to our planet! Say it! Why you didn’t say anything about your origin planet before?

-You didn’t ask, WD. If you asked, I would say.

-What! I have asked many times, I remember.

-No, you are wrong, you never asked.

-Yes, I did.

-No, you didn’t.

-Yes, I did!

-No, you didn’t!

-Ohh no, this is one of your alien tricks, isn’t it! You alien! You are confusing my mind, and to cause to forget! I don’t buy this trick!

-You didn’t ask WD.

(after a short silence)

-Really? I didn’t ask this before, Migo?

-No. You never asked, WD. And, do you want to go out?

-Absolutely!

“UFO attack to Turkey”: In another means “Trolling the whole world by the people of Turkey on twitter”

In the early hours of today, a hashtag was opened on twitter. Hashtag “UFOattacktoTurkey”. In about an hour, this twitter hashtag rised to number one in the world trend. Within a couple of hours, many twitter users around the world have supposed this news was true. But in fact, it was only a few Turks planned movement that has trolled the world.

The group in the background of the event is a group from Turkey which is called “goygoyrail” -goygoy means kind of chatty-. Before today, the group had already announced on their social account that it will do it. They said that shortly: “Without insulting anyone, we will pretend to see UFOs in every city, and we will send tweets on this subject. And we will troll the whole world.”

Certainly they have been successful. They have been number 1 on the twitter trend all over the world in a couple hours. In Turkey, this subject has been taken as humor and entertainment, however it seems that a lot of people on planet Earth have taken it seriously. Here are a few tweet examples from Turkey:

In English: LATEST NEWS: The aliens who have heard the opportunities given to the Syrians have applied to become citizens of Turkey.

In English: Theeyyy try to do it with UFO’s that they could not make weapons at coup attempt on July 15th . Hey aliens what do you think you are!

In English: The aliens who saw the people of Turkey

In English: They say that aliens are attacking; don’t ruffle me temper, I would send 5 million refugees to the space.

In English: If we don’t find anyone to fight, we would fight with aliens, Turks are warrior nation:)

In English: Ooo great! We saw the 1 US dollar has been 3,40 Turkish liras, we saw AKP, we saw coup attempt, and now UFO’s? What kind of generation what we live in!

Upper one is from: Antalya, Muratpasha municipality official twitter account,

In English: While there is Antalya like heaven, aliens what are you doing in Istanbul? Antalya coordinates; 36°54`01″N, 30°47`34″E, when you come, tweet it

-Below one is from CHP (main opposition party)deputy Aykut Erdogdu

In English: I think we’re going through national insanity … We’ve went mad all together … Good night to all of you ….

In English: If aliens invade Turkey, Azerbaijan people are ready to help to the Turkey

….

And some of them except Turkey think that this is true news and it is being cencored:

#ufoattacktoturkey trending around the world and #twitter is #censoring

#ufoattacktoturkey was trending globally on twitter, now it’s censored. there are reports of similar lights from texas, denver and the uk.

…..

As a result, I agree with CHP deputy Aykut Erdogdu as partial. It seems that the people of Turkey are going through national insanity. But into these insane situations of the world, it probably may be to try protecting mental health with this way, in funniest way, haha!

Happy 2nd anniversary with you all, my Earthling friends!

-Another year gone away, WD. Do you realize how many things that we’ve experienced into this second year?

-Yes, we have seen too much things and experinced… What! What are you talking about, you alien! You never keep your promises that you gave me!

-Really? Do I make this?

-Yes! What do you think, Migo! Last year you gave me a promise, and according to your words I was going to share more post, but you had occupied our blog during last year! I took many emails from my dear, beloved, precious, amazing, valuable, unique…

-WD, will you finish your praise adjectives about your followers?

-You are jealous Migo! Right now, even if right now, you interrupt my words and try to intervene between me and my followers which they are very beloved, precious, amazing, valuable, unique, and so many features that they do have!

-Okay, okay. This year WD, you will have more area and more posts. You do what you want, this is your choice. But today, at this happy day, drinks are on you, WD.

-Again! Last year I did do the same! Migo, you never listen to me! If I hadn’t big emotional heart I would have left you in a moment. What will I do with you, alien! I want to scream! What was my sin and bone-god gave me you in this world! I don’t deserve this! I deserve the beatiful lady dogs, good human and animal friends, good foods, good drinks, but not aliens! As the most intelligent and handsome dog on Earth, I am…

Yes, WD is still talking. 🙂 As you can see my Earthling friends, everything seems same more or less on our side. And thank you all because WD and I have found you all on this lonely planet and share many things! Thank you all of you!

-Shut up Migo!
-Also my Earthling friends, you were aware that WD has very similar behaviors with the red hair muppet at upper video.
-Who’s still talking, Migo!
-Wow! This was good WD, this has been really kick on my face:)

Summer’s end

I don’t like the summer. The reason of this is not the same reason with Migo’s. Migo doesn’t like the summer because of it is hot. But I don’t like because of I would be alone with a broken heart, even a heart which was broken brutally at the end of the each summer! You know me anymore, my dear followers. I am a very emotional and sensitive dog. Okay, I am handsome and intelligent at the same time, but this is not a subject currently; or is it? Anyway, I don’t know.

This summer had also started with great expectations, and it ended likewise with frustrated. How unfortunate dog I am! Don’t I deserve a love which is being a subject of big love such as Romeo-Juliet! (Oh, no! their end wasn’t good, they had died at the result of great silliness) But still, I do have riot against my destiny!

Anyway, I did have great hopes about this summer again. In the begining of summer, I was trying to keep Migo under observation and trying to discover how Migo sent the signals to his alien friends, like the other times. Of course some of you remember that, I am doing this for creating the material for my ongoing enlightening project, so for my magnificent book “I’ve lived terrible days with an alien” that I talked about a long time ago in “The unknown series with WD“. Of course this is a very tough job. I watch, I observe, I follow and take note of any suspicious movement of him. Nothing was not usual lately. He was very well camouflaged of himself as an alien!

I was getting pissed off while Migo was continuing his normal life. I began to study over whatever he did. One day, at the WordPress pages, (Yes! it is right here! How terrible isn’t it, in front of all our eyes!) I caught him while he was looking at the stats-insights-posting activity. Yeah, I caught him, because he closed the page into rush. Even though I say it myself I do have eyes like a hawk!

The next day when he made the same thing, I started to study to this page. What was on this page! There is a graphic like that:

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This graphic shows that the number of the posts at the day scale. Okay, but, Migo is a smart alien; doesn’t he know how many post he added in each day? I suspected that something is wrong.

A few days later, when Migo wasn’t around, I opened the page and started to examination. At the graphic, there are the tiny boxes, some were full and dark, some of them was empty and white. If I asked Migo, I believe that he was going to deny! Already denying is a thing which Migo admitted too often in the face of my questions about his alien friends! No matter how much evidence I put in front of him, he denies always! Now, you can make his defense. “Migo is good, he is good alien,” you can say. But how much we know him? He didn’t share a photo of his origin planet with us. Even he doesn’t have a single selfie photo of him and his alien friends! But we belive in his words, and his alien friends are innocent, huh! By the way, he says he is a communist. But there is not any union which he connected! Funny! These all are Migo’s camouflages!

In fact, okay, I shouldn’t be too much unfair. Migo may seem harmless. But even if he looks harmless, this alien should be observed. Maybe even he is not aware of how dangerous he is. Maybe, his so-called alien friends have put a chip in his brain, and when the day comes, his invader alien friends will activate to this chip! Nobody knows this, even himself!

All right, yes, you may be right, Migo seems harmless. He has not got light saber, he is not shapeshifter, he cannot melt the iron with his eyes, so shortly he has not got any charming ability for an alien. Only, he has got a spaceship; but I doubt in even that. Because Migo’s spaceship looks like a junk which was taken from the second hand vehicle market. Even maybe, this junk spaceship may have been stolen from a junkyard on a planet. And maybe some space bandits or space police had pursued to Migo! When they arrived to our beloved planet Earth, will they catch only Migo! No way! They will invade Earth! And all of this will be due to Migo! So, including Migo all we don’t know anything!

As a result of all these possibilities in mind, I wouldn’t ask him what was in posting activity page. I had have the weight of the world on my shoulders, not only myself! It must have been something on the page attracted his attention, but what was it!

I started to examine immediately. What was the meaning of these dark-blue boxes? The first thing came to my mind was to uncover a word series of combining from these dark tiny boxes. But it emerged something like that:

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That was meaningless!

At the moment that I gave up, Migo called me. He said we were going to the beach. This was an oppurtunity for me, because I wanted to break and to open new places in my brain to produce. We went to the beach together. But I didn’t have any idea that I will meet the lady dog in my dreams at that day!

Migo has directly jumped to the sea. He never stays out the sea already. I did lay down under the parasol; I was sure that the iodine smell of the sea would revive my brain soon. But I smelt another scent on the air with a slight breeze. I raised my head unwittingly. What is that! The world’s beatiful dog was coming! Even she wasn’t walking, she wasn’t running; that lady dog was coming by dancing! I swear that I have seen her dancing like the dancer at this video!

 

I had never seen her before in this area. This lady dog was not on my list either. Who was this beauty! Where was she from? Where was she going? Would she accept my friendship offer? I wonder how I looks at that moment! I did slowly stand up the sand; looked at myself, well I was not a bad day. I began to imagine what we can do in our first meeting with her. Which books she likes to read? Or does she like to drink beer? A lot of questions! Migo would come soon, and we would turn back home. I had to find a way to achieve that beauty. I made my move to go next to her. My heart was beating like boom. What was I gonna say to her?

“You’re very pretty,” No, this wouldn’t be good, it would be a very superficial approach.

“I know there is a very nice view, do you want to know that place?” Yes it could be. This would show that I was about the environment. Okay! I was going to say this to her.

I started to approach at the slow paws. One step, two steps, but my legs were trembling. I took one more step, there was only two or three steps had left between me and her. But Migo, this horrible alien called me! Damn!

“We’re going WD. Are you coming?”

I returned involuntarily. The timing of the Migo was great, as usual! My dreams were destroyed at that time. I didn’t know that I will see her again or not. I turned my head and last time I have looked at her. That moment I caught her eye! With Migo’s call, she had looked at me! My heart was gonna explode! But if I was not turning back with Migo, then I would show a creepy beheave. And I kept my hopes for the next days.

Days passed but I have never seen her again! All because of Migo’s fault! I more focused on observing Migo! I studied more this page. I am working in these days something different solution came to my mind. It’s binary code! Yes! Migo is always good with the numbers! That’s why the secret of this page should be this! I give the numbers to the tiny boxes acoording to colors(to the dark ones 1, empty ones 0).

Until today, something like that emerged out:

00001001

01110000

00001000

00001000

00000000

0100

0111

the binary code web page gives this as equation:

8192 + 4096 + 1024 + 128 + 16 + 8 + 1

This should be a planet coordination or something like that! I don’t know yet! But I will figure it out! I will emerge how Migo send the signals to his invader alien friends!

This is already only way to forget the my big love at this summer…

-What are you doing WD?

-I was telling about my big love at this summer to my dear followers!

-Hmm, that’s nice lady dog, you have talked about. Do you know I have seen recently her human friend. He and her turned back to their home yesterday.

-What!

-?

-So, do you know her and her human friend, and you didn’t say anything to me, Migo!

-You didn’t ask WD.

-Do you have any idea how much pain I lived because of her in this summer. Even I couldn’t sleep many nights because of her! But you bad alien, you don’t say anything to me.

-If you asked I would tell; what is big problem in here I don’t understand.

-Migo, you are a typical alien, you will never understand the creatures on this planet! I will not speak with you until this year’s end.

-Really! It is good:)

-Damn you Migo!

 

The unknown series with WD, Part II

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Yes, I am here again with unknown facts about Migo. This time I caught a very big fish. I found out the document that Migo’s employer has commissioned him. In fact, it was not difficult. I rummaged several drawers, and that was under my eyes!

I was very angry when I found the document. But I had to control my anger. If I’d make Migo feel, I knew that he would not tell me the truth. Yes, I am talking about to yell him as usual “you came to invade this planet!”.

As being an intelligent, smart and handsome dog, I’ve followed new method in this time. Of course, I made these for the entire planet goodness. You owe me a lot, you can thank me later, no problem.

And the event was as follows.

– Migo, what is this document?

– Is it! The document about the authorized me by Galactic Council.

– Very interesting. I thought all of them was product of your imagination. (you see dear readers, how wise move I am doing)

-Then WD, to find that document is meant to will increase confidence in me.

– Of Course, I already trust you at all times (my readers, it will not hurt to tell a little lie). Migo, what does the Russian text mean in here? And who is this dog? It is not me certainly!

– Let me explain you. The first signal that Galactic Council received from planet Earth was the signal that Laika rocket launched. Council immediately examined it. Besides, Laika was examined as a species. Laika was very smart and had high senses. This situation has impacted to Council. The planet Earth was probably an important place, if it is ruled by such creatures like Laika.

– ruled by whom!

– Yes, Galactic Council had thought that the planet Earth was ruled by the dogs. The people should have been a lower species which served under the dogs. Because mankind was not as smart as dogs.

– Despite they seem like smartass according to what they wrote in the document, I loved this Council! Then Migo, what happened?

– I was already searching my friends at space, you know. This searching has taken long time. Because of this, I looked for a job at space. I saw the job posting of Galactic Council one day. I took their exam. For them my degree of exam was acceptable and they assigned me. Certificate was written over the language which was on the Laika’s rocket. You know, it is Russian. “Space Workers” was written in Russian. My goal was to go to planet Earth, interacting with dogs and learn the planet. But when I came here I saw that everything was different. They decided to change my job several times when Council learned the truths. To learn what human being is, has been quite a shock for them.

– So, you always contact with them. You tell everything about the planet to the Council. (my readers, you see, again I am doing smart move)

– Of course. Or else, how could I get my salary. To live on planet Earth is hard. Already my salary is very low in proportion to many planet. But there isn’t any union which I can apply. I have to wait 78 years, as written inside the document.

– That union issue. Again Migo, you’re trying to endear yourself to the Earthlings, aren’t you! (Yes, again, I could not resist)

– How?

– A Galactic Council which has made plans to invade the planet Earth, has assigned to you. You are collecting informations among the people and dogs. You convey these informations to the council. And you’re waiting that everyone believes in you are just innocent ordinary worker!

– But WD!

– No Migo, facts surfaced now! You cannot cover up. I was right, and your main goal has came to the light anymore!

…After little silence…

– Well, I am gonna open a beer. Do you want WD?

– Is the pope a catholic! The beer is cold enough, isn’t it?

– Yes.

Even if Migo thinks to mislead me, I am putting our conversation and this certificate here. I will continue to expose the true face of Migo!

A dream within a dream

Migo is sleeping. It is in a dream. People always wonder: “Can a dog have a dream?” Or “what are the colors of the dogs dream?” Well, have you ever thought that can an alien have a dream? I know Migo has. Because, in a bizarre language, it says some things I could not understand, when it sleeps. I need the alien language dictionary to understand.Unfortunately, I do not have one. By the way, I need to write very important things; I need to reach to my readers and meet with them. I have not meet with them for a long time. But, Migo is sleeping and I can not go, leaving Migo alone to where we used the internet. I have no other choice, except to pee over Migo. Actually, it is not choice, it is the only solution. Because, Migo’ smell sensitivity is on advance level that is enough to compete with a dog. When I will pee on Migo’s legs, it will wake up due to the smell of urine in a few seconds, not due to the wetness. How can I know? Yes, I’ve done this before, so what!

I’m looking at the clock, one, two and three. Here we go!
– What’s that smell, WD?
– I think, a cat which has entered from window into the room, it has pee over you. I have entered to the room quickly like a hero, but I couldn’t catch that cat.
– Really, have we forgotten to close the window?

Migo is looking at the window; it is closed. I have to do attack immediately for doubts.

– Because of I couldn’t catch it; I shut the windows to prevent of its entry again.
– Hmmm, I understood, WD. What time is it? I guess, I slept a lot.
– Yes, you seemed so tired and dreamed and I did not want to wake you up.
– I am a very lucky extraterrestrial.
– Yes, you are. But, I do not need the compliment, right now. I have a lot of job. I would like to respond to letters which came from readers to me. I will go to use the Internet, do you want to come?
– I’d come after a while, you go, WD.
– Okay.

As you can see, my dear readers, the important things for me are the love, respect and friendship. You can see how I approached even an alien with goodness.

Anyway, I have to read a lot of emails. I do not know which one I should start. There are a lot of emails. 126 emails accumulated.

WD email box

WD Fan club continuous updates of the meetings. I do not know what I would do without them. I love you, guys!

I have a fan that is comparing me with Spartacus. I have to respond him immediately,

Reply to dhn88hav:
I’m much honored. Spartacus is my favorite too. If I had to have a team which has a lot of chicks and bloody victory, I would have been my rightful place into history. But I believe that you, my fans, you are sharing a same goal with me except the bloody part. Let’s do not forget when we will be in front of the ballot box. Together, we will reach better and more beautiful!(yes, you know what I mean when I said beautiful;)

Next email: Let’s read what “the excellent article about WD kingdom” says:

Quotes from article:
“A fantastic kingdom.”
WD inner voice:
‘Yes, absolutely fantastic.’

Continue quotes:
“Maybe, WD doesn’t promise amazing things, but it promises the equality.”

WD inner voice:
‘Absolutely, my friend. I wonder who the author of this article is, I should keep reading.’

Continue quotes:
“There is equality in kingdom of course, but not in front of the laws. This equality will be in front of WD. So, WD will do what it wants to do…”

WD outer voice:
What the h**l he says! This is a smear. Shame on you!

The only answer that needs to this e-mail:
“I know the dark forces of democracy behind you!”

The answer is enough, I guess.

I should keep my nerves under control. You see, the policy is dirty work; I have to be calm down. The next e-mail.

Yes, a video prepared for me, I love to these children’s videos. I think these videos should be more popular than the cats. Anyway.

Hahahha, very funny and nice.
Reply to juuWD-love:
I wish your son could give the vote, but at the future, he will already give the vote. What I am saying! Anyway at the future there will not be voting in my kingdom; just we need that we get through this election. You will not endure hardship of voting anymore. Hhahah

Next email. The pre-poll survey is in 2. area in good way: %45 Migo; %55 WD. Even great, hooray! I have to reply this one.

Reply to livedgoggie:
The survey results seem critical. I think there are deficiencies in your campaign work. You should correct them. We do not have much time for elections. You do not come to me with such as these results.

Another email. He or she has got very important questions about my kingdom. How much they can be important? I am here to share an open and transparent election diary with my readers. They are trying to drive me into corner. How many open politicians do you know? Who reads own emails before the public? Which one has the courage? But you still doubt me! You take these questions and you…!

Anyway, another great email, I am feeling. What would be better than a subject title that given a headline as “I love you”?

What is this inside this email? They provide a link; I think it is probably a nice video. Let’s open it now. A video yes, but, the men and women are doing interesting things in video. I guess, one pervert sent this accidentally. But, but, what’s going on! Nooo! This is a virus! All emails are being deleted! Noooo!

– WD, wake up! Wake up quickly! What happened!

– Migo, I saw a bad dream!

– What did you see, my friend?

– They ruined my election campaign. And, you were there, Migo.

– I was there! How?

– I do not remember exactly. You were talking about a cat and the window; how do I know? Give me a break, Migo! You are an oppressive alien! If all aliens oppressive like you, that means we are in trouble. Why are you still coming over me! The thing what you did is very unpalatable, Migo!

– WD?

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You can give the vote over internet for election of between WD and Migo:

http://strawpoll.me/4167485

for the events behind this election :

https://unnecessarynewsfromearth.wordpress.com/2015/04/20/amazing-facts/